Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

Foxhound · Mar 9, 2019

Je wajua?
Maalim Seif Sharif Hamad ndiye mtu pekee Duniani aliyetafuta Urais kwa muda mrefu bila kufanikiwa?

Maalim alianza kutafuta Urais 1984 mpaka sasa ni miaka 35.

Wakati huo Maalim Seif anasaka Urais, Dkt. John Pombe Magufuli alikuwa bado mwanafunzi wa Chuo.

Wakati huo Rais Mstaafu Dkt. Jakaya Kikwete alikuwa na Miaka 35 tu sasa ni Rais Mstaafu Maalim Seif Sharif Hamad bado anasaka Urais [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji377][emoji377][emoji377][emoji2445][emoji2445][emoji2445]

ᵂᵒʳʳʸ ⁱˢ ᵃ ʷᵒʳᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᵃˡˡᵒʷ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ ᵗᵒ ᵘˢᵉ✓

mwaki pesile · Mar 11, 2019

Kirokonya said:
MKAKA :- Mambo

MDADA:- poa

MKAKA :- pande za wapi

MDADA:- Dodoma

MKAKA :- Upo Chuo

MDADA :- Yap

MKAKA:- poa nimeangalia profile picture zako Nimekupenda ghafla...

MDADA:- Ansante.. , Una gari aina gani ??

MKAKA:- Nina Mark two VX

MDADA:- wahoo! Upo sahii kunipenda najisikia rahaa kuchat na wewe....

MKAKA :- ila Gari sio langu,, nimeazima kwa Rafiki yangu....

MDADA:- Nikuambie Kitu.!!!.., Mi Nina Boyfriend Wangu mwaya..na tunapendana Sana

MKAKA :- Mark2 VX hiyo niliazima kwa Rafiki yangu kwasababu gari yangu Harrier new model ilikuwa service

MDADA :- Nakutania tu Sina boyfriend .. Nilikuwa Naye zamani... boyfriend mwenyewe tuliachana , alikuwa mjinga mjinga tu sura mbaya walikuwa wananicheka wenzangu .. Siku hizi Nipo Singo...

MKAKA :- wahoo Safi my dear,,, ila Jana Bank wamenipigia simu wanakuja kukamata gari yangu na kupigwa mnada kwasababu sijamaliza Deni .....

MDADA :- nikuambie ukweli tu,, boyfriend wangu nampenda Sana pia nikuambie Kitu... Nina mume na Watoto wawili

MKAKA :- Poa ,,,Usijali... ila niliongea na boss wangu amesema watanilipia ilo Deni.... na pia wataniamishia South Africa Capetown kuna tawi la kampuni yetu, kule nitakuwa assistant manager

MDADA :- jamani my dear... nikuambie ukweli kutoka moyoni... Mume wangu na Watoto wote walifariki miaka minne iliyopita.....

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Madada zetu mnatupeleka wapi??Khaaaah[emoji15][emoji15][emoji15]

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hahaa tapeli vs kibaka

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Kirokonya · Mar 12, 2019

socrstes said:
Alafu ndo useme tuoe mapema huu sio umaskini kweli ...
chaputa haina hizo gharama

Mkuu kuoa muhimu

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stickvibration · Mar 12, 2019

Beberu Mwitu said:
Je wajua?
Maalim Seif Sharif Hamad ndiye mtu pekee Duniani aliyetafuta Urais kwa muda mrefu bila kufanikiwa?

Maalim alianza kutafuta Urais 1984 mpaka sasa ni miaka 35.

Wakati huo Maalim Seif anasaka Urais, Dkt. John Pombe Magufuli alikuwa bado mwanafunzi wa Chuo.

Wakati huo Rais Mstaafu Dkt. Jakaya Kikwete alikuwa na Miaka 35 tu sasa ni Rais Mstaafu Maalim Seif Sharif Hamad bado anasaka Urais [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji377][emoji377][emoji377][emoji2445][emoji2445][emoji2445]

ᵂᵒʳʳʸ ⁱˢ ᵃ ʷᵒʳᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᵃˡˡᵒʷ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ ᵗᵒ ᵘˢᵉ✓

Kwahio tukusaidiaje hata tukijua[emoji3]jukwaa hili ni No Stress
No Presha[emoji3][emoji38]🤣
Mkuu peleka haya maswala kwenye jukwaa la Siasa[emoji38][emoji3]

Wewe kama ni Mti basi ni Mpapayu haufai kuni wala Mkaa🤣[emoji23]

Doctizo Mtengwa · Mar 12, 2019

Kirokonya said:
Mkuu kuoa muhimu

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Kweli mkuu kuoa muhimu ila sio kwa mabinti wa karne hii yaani wanagharama ...

Kirokonya · Mar 12, 2019

socrstes said:
Kweli mkuu kuoa muhimu ila sio kwa mabinti wa karne hii yaani wanagharama ...

...ukioa zinapungua kidogo kidogo. Samaki ukishamvua, chambo cha nini?...

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Doctizo Mtengwa · Mar 12, 2019

Kirokonya said:
...ukioa zinapungua kidogo kidogo. Samaki ukishamvua, chambo cha nini?...

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ata zikipungua mkuu mda mwingine inakuwa too much, eti ukuta wa nyumba tupige rangi na nayeye mwanamke apigwe rangi 💅💅💅

Kirokonya · Mar 12, 2019

socrstes said:
ata zikipungua mkuu mda mwingine inakuwa too much, eti ukuta wa nyumba tupige rangi na nayeye mwanamke apigwe rangi [emoji140][emoji140][emoji140]

Ha ha haaa

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Kirokonya · Mar 12, 2019

...wataalam wa deki karibuni sana.........

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Numbisa · Mar 12, 2019

These days I'm even afraid of praying for my lunch 'coz the chicken might wake up[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa · Mar 12, 2019

People who buy car and don’t post it online have PhD in maturity.
As for me, I noo, I’ll even park it on your timeline[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa · Mar 12, 2019

At first Facebook came out with “someone poked you”
Then it came to “someone waved you”
Soon it’ll be "someone fingered you”

Utakuwa ukiamka asubuhi unakuta Kemi, nomi, jonte and 8 others fingered you[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa · Mar 12, 2019

When English is not your mother tongue and you see twins..
YOU: Hello guys, you look twice
TWINS: What do you mean?
YOU: I mean you look again..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa · Mar 12, 2019

INTERVIEWER: whats your name?
ME: Hired
INTERVIEWER : U r hired?
ME: thank u sir[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa · Mar 12, 2019

Witchcraft is when you about to enter in an interview and you hear your English saying "Go in, I'll wait for you outside"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Kirokonya · Mar 13, 2019

*Eti kuna mkaka alitembelewa na mama yake mzazi. Wakiwa sebuleni yeye, mama na mke wake, mke wake akaanza kuonekana tofauti kama vile anajiskia vibaya. Akaenda chumbani. Baada ya muda mfupi yule mkaka akamfuata. Wakakaa sana huko kisha mkaka akarudi sebuleni kuendelea kuongea na mama yake. Lakini zipu ya suruali yake ilikuwa wazi. Mama akamuuliza, mkeo anaendeleaje? Akamuambia, anajisikia vzr sasa. Nimempa panadol. Mama akatabasamu na kumwambia mwanaye, sawa. Lakini siku nyingine ukishatoa panadol ukumbuke kufunga pharmacy*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Kirokonya · Mar 13, 2019

Numbisa said:
Unaamua kuwa good boyfriend kwa kumpa kila kitu girlfriend wako anachotaka! Mwisho wa siku unakuja kugundua akiwa na rafiki zake anakuita DANGA.[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

Ha ha haaa, Hii ipo sana .

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Kirokonya · Mar 13, 2019

An Ethiopian man told his wife on Phone that he was boarding the Ethiopian airlines for a business meeting in Nairobi, he even sent a text message indicating he has taken his seat in the plane and was just waiting for the plane to take off, meanwhile he is in a hotel room with his side chick..

Now he can't go home because everyone knows he's dead [emoji3]

The family is currently in a meeting to plan for his funeral.

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Tuchki · Mar 14, 2019

Numbisa said:
Witchcraft is when you about to enter in an interview and you hear your English saying "Go in, I'll wait for you outside"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Baba Swalehe · Mar 14, 2019

Kirokonya said:
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I have laughed a lot !

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