Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

Mwinyi_ole_mushi · May 9, 2017

Mwifwa said:
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Mwinyi_ole_mushi · May 9, 2017

thatonegAl said:
Kila siku nikienda bank najaza vizuri zile slip zao na wananisahihishia vizuri lakini hata siku moja hawajawahi kuniwekea marks nilizopata.
Sasa leo nimegoma kuondoka hadi waniwekee marks nilizopata....
Namuona bank teller anaongea na askari hapa nadhani wanajadili wanipe alama ngapi

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Numbisa · May 9, 2017

chiqutitta · May 9, 2017

Numbisa said:
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Hahaha mshenzi ww

Numbisa · May 9, 2017

Duuh furaha gani hii bana😀😀😀

chiqutitta said:
Hahaha mshenzi ww

thatsit · May 9, 2017

Freyzem said:
BREAKING NEWS
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BANGI ZINAFUNGIWA LINI?

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fredo fred · May 9, 2017

Mkeo anakuaga leo anakwenda saloon au kwenye kikao cha kina mama, anaoga anaingia chumbani anaanza kuvaa, anashika chupi ya kwanza anataka kuivaa anaiacha anachagua ya pili anaitazamaa anaiacha pia anaona ya tatu ndo inafaa kisha anavaa, wewe umelala tu kitandani unachat kwenye whatsapp hujiulizi swali "anachagua chupi nzuri ili nani akaione, kama kuna chupi mbaya kwenye list si azitupe anunue mpya".
Anakuaga anaondoka na wewe unamwambia poa mchana mwema wasalimie uko town, halafu ukiitwa fala unakuja juu eti "ooh mi mtoto wa mjini nimezaliwa ocean road".⁠

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mullah12 · May 9, 2017

fredo fred said:
Mkeo anakuaga leo anakwenda saloon au kwenye kikao cha kina mama, anaoga anaingia chumbani anaanza kuvaa, anashika chupi ya kwanza anataka kuivaa anaiacha anachagua ya pili anaitazamaa anaiacha pia anaona ya tatu ndo inafaa kisha anavaa, wewe umelala tu kitandani unachat kwenye whatsapp hujiulizi swali "anachagua chupi nzuri ili nani akaione, kama kuna chupi mbaya kwenye list si azitupe anunue mpya".
Anakuaga anaondoka na wewe unamwambia poa mchana mwema wasalimie uko town, halafu ukiitwa fala unakuja juu eti "ooh mi mtoto wa mjini nimezaliwa ocean road".⁠

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Mkuu yamekukuta au

Mozu1991 · May 9, 2017

mtunzasiri said:
Mwalimu aliwauliza wanafunzi
"1+1 ni ngapi"?
Mwanafunzi mmoja akajibu
"ni 4"
Mlevi aliyekuwa anapita nje akastuka...
"Tutakufa mwaka huu kila kitu kimepanda!
Nauli,Sukari, Bia, Chakula
....... mpaka 1+1 iliyokuwa 2 nayo imekuwa 4![emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji374][emoji374][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]

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Mozu1991 · May 9, 2017

GISAMBO said:
*HIZI MVUA JAMANI*

```Acheni tyuuu ukikutana na mtu mfupi mwamvuli kichwani unaeza sema uyoga unatembea dadadeki!!!```[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

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Numbisa · May 9, 2017

chipolopolo 2 · May 9, 2017

Numbisa said:
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Hahahahaaaaaaa

Vuitton · May 9, 2017

*hali ya hewa ya dar es salaam kwa kipindi hiki inapendeza sana mkiwa wawili*

*mmoja apike chai mwengine akanunue chapati..we endelea tu kufikiria ujinga*

GISAMBO · May 10, 2017

BAUNSA : Baa Hii Washenzi Wote!

KAUNTA:Kwani Vip Mzee? Tumekukosea Nini?

BAUNSA : Nimeenda Chooni Jambazi Mmoja Na bastola si akaniwekea Kichwani Akadai Nikikataa Asinibake Ananilipua Risasi Ya Kichwa

KAUNTA: He Pole Wahuni Hao, Sasa Imekuwaje

BAUNSA : Imekuwaje Nini? Maswali Gani Hayo? Kwani Umesikia Mlio Wa Bunduki

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Good Father · May 10, 2017

GISAMBO said:
BAUNSA : Baa Hii Washenzi Wote!

KAUNTA:Kwani Vip Mzee? Tumekukosea Nini?

BAUNSA : Nimeenda Chooni Jambazi Mmoja Na bastola si akaniwekea Kichwani Akadai Nikikataa Asinibake Ananilipua Risasi Ya Kichwa

KAUNTA: He Pole Wahuni Hao, Sasa Imekuwaje

BAUNSA : Imekuwaje Nini? Maswali Gani Hayo? Kwani Umesikia Mlio Wa Bunduki

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dingihimself · May 10, 2017

stickvibration · May 10, 2017

Jamaa mmoja alkua na tabia akilala na mke wake wakiwa faragha raha ikimkolea anapiga makelele,mpk majirani wanackia.siku moja jirani yke mzee hamisi akamwambia hivyo unavyo fanya ni makosa na ni aibu sana,watu wote wanajua ww na mkeo mnafanya nn...jamaa akajibidiisha kwa cku mbili hakupiga kelele.siku ya tatu jamaa akashindwa kustahmili kwa raha ilivyo mkolea akaanza kupiga kelele,"aaaaah,mzee hamisi nisamehe sanaaaa, hamisi aaaaaash,nisamehe ntamaliza xaxa hiviii aaaaaaaah!!!...mzee hamisi akafungua dirisha,akamwambia piga kelele uwezavyo lkn uctaje jina langu majirani watajua umelala na mimi mwanaharamu wewe..tena unikome mbwa wewe.

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Freyzem · May 10, 2017

Nipo kwa daladala
Nilipoingia niliweka handbag yangu mapajani Hivi nkawa nimekunja mikono kiubaridi
Gari imejaa so watu wamesimama

Tumefika Supa ya jeshi mdada anashuka anataka kubeba bag yangu ashuke
Namuuliza Vipi anasema bag yangu
Namuuliza bag yako kwangu imefikaje akasema c nilikupa unishikie MI nimesimama

Nkamwambia Wizi wa kitoto huo
Akapigaje Kelele anataka bag yake
Vurugu kwenye bus
Anasema anaenda kumwona mgonjwa lugalo namchelewesha

Dereva akasema nipeni hyo bag kamwita traffic akamweleza Hapo tumeshafika njia panda ya goba
Traffic akauliza mwenye bag yake asemeje vichache vilivyomo
Mi Nkasema Nina Cm mbili
Kadi mbili zote crdb
Kitambulisho cha Kazi na cha cbe
Ye akasema nimeshafungua bag yake natamka nilivyoviona Nataka kumwibia akaanza kupiga kelele
Traffic Akaniuliza unaitwa Nani dada vitambulisho vimeandikwaje Hapo traffic kafungua pochi Kaona hivyo vitambulisho
Nkamwambia Jane Paschal rwekubya
Dada kadakia Hlo ni jina langu

Traffic Akamuuliza namba yako Yani cbe ni ngapi akasema chuo ndo nimeanza sijapata namba bado Ila Kitambulisho ninacho

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Traffic akamwambia Dereva endeleeni nasafari huyu mwizi niachieni
Ndo tumeondoka na pochi yangu

Khaaaa huu Wizi mpya

Copy pest imetokea kweli tuwe makini watu dunia imekwisha!

Freyzem · May 10, 2017

Daah nlikuwa kifungoni, nimerudi !

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