Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

Shetan wa wakina dada ambao wanakupa
namba wenyewe halafu badae unampgia
anakwambia namba yangu umepata
wapi"""""""""ndo shetan yule yule wa wakina
dada wanao kata nyusi zao halafu baadae
wanajichora

 

[Freyzem]

Kuna jamaa alifukuzwa kazi... Ikawa kila siku anaenda nyumbani kwa boss wake na kunya mlangoni... Ikawa hv...
boss: mbona unakuja kunya kwangu?
jamaa: nataka kukuonesha kuwa silali njaa
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[gifted mind]

Kuna group nimeingia huko whatsapp nikauliza jamni vipi?kimya, jamani wazima humu nikakuta kimya[emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]
nimebadili jina la group kuwa "wauza madawa ya kulevya wa dar" hivi navyosema wameleft karibu wote ...nataka mambo mubashara bwana alaah[emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]kwamba kunijibu nalo ni suala mtambuka[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hhahahahaha

 

[Arabian queen]

Kuna jamaa alifukuzwa kazi... Ikawa kila siku anaenda nyumbani kwa boss wake na kunya mlangoni... Ikawa hv...
boss: mbona unakuja kunya kwangu?
jamaa: nataka kukuonesha kuwa silali njaa
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Hahaahah[emoji23]

 

[Freyzem]

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TUSIPOANGALIA HUYU BASHITE ANAWEZA KUJIITA Paul PoGbA wamdhibiti Mapema

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[Ultimate]

Kwa huhu uzi nimenyanyua mikono na miguu juu

 

[Freyzem]

unakuta mdada ana tumatiti tudogo afu akianza kwenda kuoga anafunga taulo mpaka shingoni sa sijui anafunika mapigo ya moyo

[emoji276][emoji276]ujinga tu.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[fadtanji]

Bangi acha ipigwe marufuku...!!! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Jamaa walikuwa wamekaa jumba bovu wanavuta bangi wakaishiwa kiberiti,

Si ndipo wakamtuma
mwenzao akaombe popote. Jamaa akazungukaaaaa weee..!!

Akatokea pale pale walipo wenzie..
akawambia, "...masela naombeni kiberiti". Kwa kuwa jamaa nao walikuwa wamekolea kisawasawa wakamjibu,,

"...Tumemtuma mshikaji, kaa hapa tumsubiri". Jamaa nae Si akakaa kusubiri kiberiti...!!![emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Walisubiri, Wakasubiri, Wakasubiri... na
Wakasubiriiiii weee..!!! mpaka Saivi nimewaaacha wanasubiri tu..!!! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[Freyzem]

Huu Ufala wa Madem Huwa Mnavaa Earings Kwa Mapua, Ulimi, Masikio sijui kwa Uso...Maneckless ka mia Mbili...!!!
Mwingine ameanguka jana Town ametoa sauti Ka sufuria[emoji38][emoji38][emoji16][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Kupwangalangichikong'oung'enkikounkong'ouu!

 

[Synod]

Ex wangu leo kaupdate status yake ya watsap et "NILIOTEMBEA NAO WOTE[emoji39]MKAPIME[emoji19]"[emoji39][emoji39][emoji39][emoji39][emoji39][emoji39][emoji39][emoji39][emoji39][emoji39] Saizi nipo apa pa fundi nguo pana foleni sana[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Harusi sijui lini anapenda kushtukiza sana[emoji57][emoji57][emoji57]

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[Oxpower]

Hapa nacheka tu,halafu sijui nacheka sms ipi,ila ile ya mugabe naifananisha na bashite

 

[Oxpower]

Tulikua kwenye gari kibao ad wengne mlangon likasmimama kituo kimoja kulikua kuna bibi anataka kupanda

Konda- bibi twende sit kibao ata utalala

Bibi - oooh sawa mjukuu

Konda - simama tu apo wanashuka mbele

Bibi - akacheka sana tu

Konda- mbona unacheka bibi

Bibi - mjukuu hawa wote hawashuki wanakufa apo mbele

Watu- simamisha gar

Saiv bibi kabaki mwenyewe amelala sit ya nyuma..mi napga gia tu ctk mchezo na konda.

Ha ha ha haaaaa dah

 

[Mtoboatonge.]

Hahahahahahah!

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

Huu Ufala wa Madem Huwa Mnavaa Earings Kwa Mapua, Ulimi, Masikio sijui kwa Uso...Maneckless ka mia Mbili...!!!
Mwingine ameanguka jana Town ametoa sauti Ka sufuria[emoji38][emoji38][emoji16][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Kupwangalangichikong'oung'enkikounkong'ouu!

Asantee

 

[Freyzem]

Maandiko yanasema ukimtazama mwanamke na ukamtaman tiyari unakua ushazini naye............. Na barid hiii nikitazama maji na sabuni si tayari nakua nishaoga[emoji12]

yan mim cjui nikoje

 

[ElPuto Jefe]

Nimejaribu kunywa viroba ili nione kwanini vinapigwa marufuku, saa hii kila nikitaka kusimama naanguka.. Nahisi kutakua na tetemeko la ardhi..

 

[Freyzem]

Kumbe bangi haina madhara yoyote bana,nimejaribu kupiga pafu tatu usiku huu na Niko vizur tu nimekaa juu ya tv naangalia masofa yangu,[emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]

 

[savo]

Dah anko Gwajima fundii mnooo ilikuwa wakati wa misa yaendelea pale kanisani roho wa bwana akawajia waumini nakuanza kunena kwa lugha eti [HASHTAG]#bashiteeeeee[/HASHTAG]
.........bashiteeeeeeeeee......[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28] kumbe kunena kwa lugha rahisi ivi ni mwendo wa bashiteeee........
[HASHTAG]#blackexcellence[/HASHTAG]

 

[Arabian queen]

Argument of the day.
Wikipedia : I know everything.
Google : I have everything.
Facebook : I know everybody.
Internet : Without me, you are all nothing.
battery: Keep talking …we shall see.[emoji34]

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Hahahaha nmeipenda[emoji23]

 

[miss chagga]

Kuna jamaa alifukuzwa kazi... Ikawa kila siku anaenda nyumbani kwa boss wake na kunya mlangoni... Ikawa hv...
boss: mbona unakuja kunya kwangu?
jamaa: nataka kukuonesha kuwa silali njaa
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ha haha