Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Freyzem]

duh nimeangalia kidole gumba changu nikaongeza mara tatu....mandingo!

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] ndio size kweli..!?!..[emoji23]

 

[Salahan]

Wasafiiiii

 

[Comrade Kip]

House girl mmoja alipewa kazi na mzungu mara akavunja sahani.
Mzungu aliporejea,kazin akamuuliza 'what happened to my plate?
House girl akajbu: 'The dog wow wow friji paaa, mchuzi mwaaaa the vyombo pangalapangala the sahan ngelengenjee......the pasuka paaaaaaaa
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]hadi saiz mzungu bado anasoma dictionary hajui lugha gani imetumika[emoji23]akili yangu naijua mwenyewe.

umenkumbusha mbali mkuu[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[yingamale]

Freyzem,
ha ha ha ha ha

 

[suley wa tz]

mh kweli no stress

 

[suley wa tz]

kwel no stress

 

[Freyzem]

Teacher: toa mfano wa biashara kuyumba kutokana na usimamizi mbovu.

Mwanafunzi: changudoa kupata Mimba
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[zulushaka]

Tuhurumiane mkuu mbavu zinabana hapa[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji2] [emoji2]

HZo mbavu zako km zanabana bas mkuu ujue zitakuwa zina hitilafu. Me mbona zangu hazina bana!?

 

[RRONDO]

Teacher: toa mfano wa biashara kuyumba kutokana na usimamizi mbovu.

Mwanafunzi: changudoa kupata Mimba
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Ha ha ha ha we akili zako unazijua mwenyewe.

 

[Bome-e]

aise we unaroho kama mtu mmoja aliyeomba achorwe vzr na kipanya

Una mil7

 

[b191]

Mwalim aliingia darasan akawataka kila mwanafunz ataje kaz ya baba zao na mama zao.....

*JUMA* baba yang dereva mama mwalimu...…..

*VICTOR* baba yang mfanyabiashara mama mkulima......

*KISHOKA* mama yang *MALAYA* baba simjui.......

*Mwalimu* "pumbavu" nikukute ofcn umwambie mkuu ulichokisema apa..

Kishoka akaondoka kuelekea kwa mwl mkuu....baada ya dakika chache kishoka anakuja anatabasamu huku anakula biskut...

*Mwalimu:* mwl mkuu kakupa adhabu Gan..!!
*Kishoka:* kaniambia nimpe namba ya MAMA.........
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[Mdudu Wa Masala]

Hakimu: Una swali lolote kwa shahidi?
Maasai: Ndioo.ile siku wee naona mimi nikiiba ilikua nimefaa shati rangi gani?
Shahidi: Ulikua umevaa shati nyeupe.
Maasai: Hapana.mekosea.ilikua rangi ya buluu.😀😀😀
Chezea maasai.

 

[MwanawaMUNGU41]

Freyzem,
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] mbavuuuu dhanguuuuu!!

 

[miss chagga]

Nimecheka hadi mbavu zimepandiana.

ha hahahaha

 

[Khantwe]

Freyzem,
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[hesbone]

Ladies jaribu kuchukua hata dakika mbili kuwakumbuka na kuwaombea mema huko walipo wale watu mliokua mna date nao wakati mko secondary ...anakupenda bila make up.. Bila mawigi.. Bila kusuka.. Umenyoa kichwa kama baba ako.. Unashinda na sketi jekundu lina marinda miezi 6 alafu oversize... Shape haieleweki haionekani.. Umekonda.. Unakula ugali na maharage ya wadudu ila yeye yuko bega kwa bega na wewe.. Yale ndio yaliitwa True Love sasa..

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[HASHTAG]#khaaaa[/HASHTAG] no stress

 

[Freyzem]

Argument of the day.
Wikipedia : I know everything.
Google : I have everything.
Facebook : I know everybody.
Internet : Without me, you are all nothing.
battery: Keep talking …we shall see.[emoji34]

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[Itzmusacmb]

*Tangu ninunue blender*
Maisha ni simpleeee.....[emoji106]
Asubuhi nikitaka Uji naweka maji moto nadumbukiza ugali wa Jana....
*Uji tyr*[emoji108][emoji818]

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[Msomi hewa]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] humu kiboko

.....Eti kati ya mamba na kiboko nani kiboko Mkuu mimi nahisi mamba ni kiboko[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Frusemide]

Mhh