Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Rais2020]

Mwalimu: Kama kaka yako akisomea Uhandisi utamwita brother Engineer, je dada yako akisomea Sheria utamuitaje?
Bashite: Sister in-Law.! Mwalimu: Usipobadilika utarudi Kolomije na ndala.! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[mkandumbwe]

Naomba unijuze jinsi ya kubadili rangi ya maandishi kwenye simu.

kama hivi?

 

[Candyscorpion]

Mwalimu: Kama kaka yako akisomea Uhandisi utamwita brother Engineer, je dada yako akisomea Sheria utamuitaje?
Bashite: Sister in-Law.! Mwalimu: Usipobadilika utarudi Kolomije na ndala.! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] daudi chaaa!!!

 

[Candyscorpion]

Ile time unabaki kuona aibu,ni pale
unafanya mtihan wa mathematics halafu
jina huandiki sababu unajijua wewe ni
kilaza!!!!!!!sasa mwalimu anakuja kugawa
mitihan baada ya kusaisha,,,anagawa
mitihan yote halafu wanafunz wote wamepata mitihan yao, pekee ako ndo
haujapata!!!!
halafu unakuja kusikia mwalimu anasema
kuna punda haijaandka jina ije hapa

hapo ndo utajua kwa nini titi ni ziwa lakini hakuna samaki

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji41]

 

[Bree ven]

Nimepitia njia ya police station,, nikaona gari yao imeandikwa 4WD×4WD sasa mimi nikachukua ink pen nikajaza 16W²D² ,, sahiii niko kwa Landrover yao nadhani wananipeleka university kufundisha hesabu[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]

[HASHTAG]#zotekalikinoma[/HASHTAG]!!

Hahaha [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Freyzem]

kama hivi?

Ni kama hifi.....

 

[Meja M]

 

[mkandumbwe]

Ni kama hifi

sio
hifi
ni
hivi

 

[Freyzem]

sio
hifi
ni
hivi

Ni hifyo hifyotubhana...

 

[xYz07]

Hahahaaaaaa we jamaa wewe

 

[Clueless14]

Hivi ni njia gani yakufanya ili mtu awe anaona huu uzi kila saa maana unapoteaga

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[Da'Vinci]

Ni hifyo hifyotubhana...

Muelekezeni jamani mnamtia hamu au na nyie hamjui.... Acheni hivyo bado ni mgeni

 

[Foxhound]

Leo nimeupdate profile na kuweka picha ya mama whatsapp na kuandika ujumbe "Nampenda sana"
Mara nikapokea ujumbe toka kwa baba "Kijana sipendi ugomvi tafuta wako"

 

[Msomi hewa]

Usha wahi kutemwa na demu
Mkali hadi ukajikuta umeishiwa nguvu ukashindwa
Umuambie nini ndio akuelewe mara ghafla uka
Jikuta ume ropoka

"Baby I am pregnant " [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Nauliza tu.!!!!!!![emoji102]

 

[koba lee]

Huu Ufala wa Madem Huwa Mnavaa Earings Kwa Mapua, Ulimi, Masikio sijui kwa Uso...Maneckless ka mia Mbili...!!!
Mwingine ameanguka jana Town ametoa sauti Ka sufuria[emoji38][emoji38][emoji16][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Kupwangalangichikong'oung'enkikounkong'ouu!

[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] Kama kabati la vyombo

 

[DZUDZUKU]

Apa Queen ndo alikuwa juu

Akiwa na Ali kiba ndani ya kgt records

 

[barakaglory]

unakuta mdada ana tumatiti tudogo afu akianza kwenda kuoga anafunga taulo mpaka shingoni sa sijui anafunika mapigo ya moyo

[emoji276][emoji276]ujinga tu.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hahahaha

 

[barakaglory]

Huu Ufala wa Madem Huwa Mnavaa Earings Kwa Mapua, Ulimi, Masikio sijui kwa Uso...Maneckless ka mia Mbili...!!!
Mwingine ameanguka jana Town ametoa sauti Ka sufuria[emoji38][emoji38][emoji16][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Kupwangalangichikong'oung'enkikounkong'ouu!

Hahahaha uwiiiii

 

[barakaglory]

Jaman wengine tukicheka sana tunaumwa punguzeniii

 

[Msomi hewa]

Kina mama wengi ni waongo utawasikia eti mwanangu ndio kila kitu kwangu mara ooooh nampenda mwanangu kuliko chochote.
UKITAKA KUJUA KAMA KWELI MAMA ANAMPENDA MWANAWE KULIKO MUME WAKE ANGALIA KWENYE KUGAWA MBOGA ...[emoji134][emoji134]