Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Freyzem]

Endelea...
Ukifika kwenye ile kiss matata alaiyoipiga Ngoswe kule mtoni unishtue.
Mi ngoja nikuangalizie mama mazoea asije kuharibu utamu.

Mzee mitomingi kashafanya yake, kalewa chakari kachoma kurasa zinazofuata...!!

 

[Mwifwa]

Mzee mitomingi kashafanya yake, kalewa chakari kachoma kurasa zinazofuata...!!

Mzee Kifaruhande na Jimbi wao asbh na mapemaaa wanaamsha kupiga mnazi, hawana habari ya sensa huku Ngoswe anahangaika na Mazoea

 

[Van Pauser]

*Kigugumizi noma kunajamaa alienda ukweni kufika akapewa muwa akasema si....si....siwezi! ****...****....kumaliza peke...peke...pekeyangu labda tuka...tuka...tiane na mama....mkwe! Sababu nina ****....****....ubovu wa meno. Mama mkwe akang'aka we mkwe unikome kabisa tabia gain *hiyo*?

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[Wild sniper]

Zamani tulizoea kina dada unafunua chupi ndo unaona ta.ko lakini cha ajabu siku hizi unafunua ta.ko ndo unaona chupi.(eti wanasema utandawazi)

 

[J.queker5]

Girl : hie luv
Boy : im gud and u
Girl : guess wat?
Boy : wat?
Girl : Tues iz the 14th
Boy : yah I know
Gil : OMG! u remembered!
Boy : yes its Barca vs PSG I cant wait...

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[Freyzem]

Lakini saa zingine maisha yanakubana mpaka unaanza kujiuliza au ni zile meseji unazoambiwa utume kwa watu 10 na kuzipuuza[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[kajojo]

Wakati unasifia hii hali ya hewa, napenda kukujulisha yafuatayo:
1)Huggies ni Tshs 38,000/= kwa Pack moja
2)SMA Milk Tshs 52,000/= kwa kopo
3)Bima ya mtoto ya Afya 1,540,000/= kwa mwaka
4)Gharama za mama kujifungua hospitali nzuri si chini ya Tshs 700,000/=
5)Baby Walker Tshs 110,000/=
Sasa ww jishaue tu kujitia una jini mahaba.

 

[Arabian queen]

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!

Ha ha ha nice

 

[GISAMBO]

*Mzee mmoja aliagizwa sidiria na mke wake, alipofika dukani akawa amesahau size gani. Mama muuzaji akamwambia: "Usijali, njoo unishike matiti yangu ulinganishe na hayo ya wife wako labda utakumbuka ukubwa wa sidiria ulioagizwa, "Mzee kuona hivyo akasema: "Niliagizwa na chupi!"*

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[kajojo]

KWELII TUNAISOMA NAMBA MWAKA HUU MVUA ZOTE HIZI HATUONI HATA WALE KUMBI KUMBIII TUPATEPO HATA KA MBOGA KA JIONI [emoji3][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]

 

[Vuitton]

Ujue mm Ukinitupa Marekani hasa [HASHTAG]#NEWYORK[/HASHTAG] CITY cpotei hata kidogo iyo mitaa nimeiona san kweny movie nsha kuw mwenyeji[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Mjomba Itufae]

Okay, kumbe unaielewa hali yako!
Karibu..

Niliwahi kusikia kuwa maji na mafuta havichangamani, na pia mafuta huwa yanaelea juu ya maji... Basi jana mimi nikaamua kupaka mafuta mengi tu miguuni kisha nikaingia baharini ili niweze kutembea juu ya maji maana nilihisi ningeelea na kuweza kufanya chochote.
Sikumbuki nini kilitokea lakini nilijikuta nimelala mchangani watu wakiwa wamenizunguka huku wakisema niwashukuru sana wavuvi. Nadhani watakuwa wamenipa samaki wa bure.

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[proskaeur]

Hivi ulishawahi kwenda ugenin halafu ukasikia wanasema "yaan humu ndani hatujawahi kupotelewa na kitu…!!!! "[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1]

 

[cinduna]

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[BEDUI Jr]

Basi utaondoka na stress..!

Stress ni nini??
Stress ni pale umeenda kijijini kwa bibi ako huku umebeba jeans zako tano zile ja mtindo wa kuchanika (chanika jeans) sasa siku ukazifua ukazianika ukaenda zako kutembea ile unarudi jioni unakuta bibi yako kazianua afu kazishona zote!
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[jike la simba]

Vuta picha umegia chooni kukata gogo pembeni yako lile dishi kubwa la maji limejaa fully, unamaliza kukata gogo unaangalia kopo la kutawaza lipo kama hatua tano ivi ndo utajua kuwa bata akitembea analinga au anayake!

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[jike la simba]

Vuta picha umegia chooni kukata gogo pembeni yako lile dishi kubwa la maji limejaa fully, unamaliza kukata gogo unaangalia kopo la kutawaza lipo kama hatua tano ivi ndo utajua kuwa bata akitembea analinga au anayake!

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[Mwifwa]

Unaweza post picha ya mkeo then watu wakakuuliza...," kumbe na wewe unamjua uyu malaya"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Hapo ndipo utajua ni kwanini Petro alimkana Yesu mara 3[emoji22][emoji22][emoji22][emoji22][emoji22][emoji22][emoji22]

 

[twalib ngonyani]

Unaweza post picha ya mkeo then watu wakakuuliza...," kumbe na wewe unamjua uyu malaya"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Hapo ndipo utajua ni kwanini Petro alimkana Yesu mara 3[emoji22][emoji22][emoji22][emoji22][emoji22][emoji22][emoji22]

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