ntabhaligwa
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Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako
Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako
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dingihimself
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Nukuu ya siku;-
*Usimuite demu wa mwenzako malaya wakati wakwako hujui hata bikira kaitoa nani*
*Usimuite demu wa mwenzako malaya wakati wakwako hujui hata bikira kaitoa nani*
kajojo
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*Jana nlienda kununua parachichi la mia tano nkaomba mfuko, mama Ayubu akaniambia hatoagi mfuko kwa vitu vya chini ya elfu moja, sasa leo nimeenda kununua vocha ya elfu moja nkaomba mfuko... Mpaka sasa muuzaji ananikodolea macho sijui anataka kunipa mifuko Miwili.......*
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*Juzi nlienda kumsalimia Dada angu kwake basi baada ya kukaa kidogo akaja mwanae akaanza kunambia anko KISIMI, hee nkashituka nkamwambia unasemaje ww akarudia tena KISIMI anko. Aisee nkashika bakora nikamchapa kweli ndo Dada anakuja anasema mtoto alimaanisha 'KISS ME'*
*Haya mambo ya kupeleka watoto shule za international ndo yanatuumbua ata sisi wenye vyeti feki kudadeki, pole anko mwaya*
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*Haya mambo ya kupeleka watoto shule za international ndo yanatuumbua ata sisi wenye vyeti feki kudadeki, pole anko mwaya*
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ElPuto Jefe
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Mwanaume ni nani.!?
Mwanaume ni yule ambaye anaenda HOTELINI kwanza na kumuambia mhudumu wa hoteli nikija hapa na DEMU sema " IMEBAKI CHAI NA MAANDAZI.."
Mwanaume ni yule ambaye anaenda HOTELINI kwanza na kumuambia mhudumu wa hoteli nikija hapa na DEMU sema " IMEBAKI CHAI NA MAANDAZI.."
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proskaeur
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Mmh…!
dingihimself
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Kiongozi Vp mbona waguna
proskaeur
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Hapo kweny wa kumtoa bikira nd utata,,, ukimchnguz san bata haumli ujue…!!
dingihimself
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Hahahahahah...!! kwel kamanda
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Mwalimu aliwauliza wanafunzi
"1+1 ni ngapi"?
Mwanafunzi mmoja akajibu
"ni 4"
Mlevi aliyekuwa anapita nje akastuka...
"Tutakufa mwaka huu kila kitu kimepanda!
Nauli,Sukari, Bia, Chakula
....... mpaka 1+1 iliyokuwa 2 nayo imekuwa 4![emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji374][emoji374][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]
"1+1 ni ngapi"?
Mwanafunzi mmoja akajibu
"ni 4"
Mlevi aliyekuwa anapita nje akastuka...
"Tutakufa mwaka huu kila kitu kimepanda!
Nauli,Sukari, Bia, Chakula
....... mpaka 1+1 iliyokuwa 2 nayo imekuwa 4![emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji374][emoji374][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]
Sonia G
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Girl: Mpenzi, nakuomba uache kulewa"
Boy: "poa, na wewe acha kutumia make up"
Girl: "Mimi napaka make up ili unione mzuri"
Boy: "Na mimi nalewa ili nikuone mzuri"
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Boy: "poa, na wewe acha kutumia make up"
Girl: "Mimi napaka make up ili unione mzuri"
Boy: "Na mimi nalewa ili nikuone mzuri"
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