Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Freyzem]

*Jamani* *mwenye* *nyimbo* *ya* *rose* *mhando* *ft* *wiz* *khalifa* *naomba* *anitumie* *kwa* *tigo* *pesa*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Tuma kifurushi cha mb130 kwenye airtel money niupigie simu ili niudownlod

 

[Foxhound]

Unajua kuwa Baraka The prince anaumwa moyo?
Tumchangieni pesa akapate tiba India

Maana Kila Wimbo Baracka de prince hata hawe kashirikishwa lazima utasikia neno Moyo sasa tusemeje si anaumwa moyo [emoji38] [emoji38]

Take ur time kusikiliza ngoma ambazo kaimba au kashirikishwa neno moyo ni 22/7[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

 

[GISAMBO]

Nimeona jina la mwalimu wangu wa hesabu kwenye list ya wenye vyeti feki, ndio maana sijawahi kufaulu somo lake..... Niko vizuri [emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124]

 

[Kulupura]

Hahah[emoji2] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji11] [emoji11]

 

[Khantwe]

*Jamani* *mwenye* *nyimbo* *ya* *rose* *mhando* *ft* *wiz* *khalifa* *naomba* *anitumie* *kwa* *tigo* *pesa*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[fahiya]

Mwanaume ni nani.!?

Mwanaume ni yule ambaye anaenda HOTELINI kwanza na kumuambia mhudumu wa hoteli nikija hapa na DEMU sema " IMEBAKI CHAI NA MAANDAZI.."

Hahaha

 

[GISAMBO]

Tuwe makini na magroup ya whatsap, Leo icon za mishumaa zinafanana kuna MTU kashatuma picha za matusi group la familia huko [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Foxhound]

Leo tangu asubuhi sichanganyi kabisa na hapa mtaani kwetu wachawi kweli[emoji34] [emoji34] Isijekuwa washanitia mwili wa Diesel[emoji15] [emoji15]

 

[dexterous]

BONGO BHANA YAANI WENYE AKILI WENGI HAWANA HELA, WENYE HELA WENGI HAWANA AKILI. CHA AJABU ZAIDI NI WENYE KAZI WENGI HAWANA VYETI, HALAFU WENYE VYETI WENGI HAWANA KAZI

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

ENGLISH BWANA TUWAACHIE WAZUNGU: #POLICE_ALIMKAMATA_MZUNGU!! POLISI: Yesterday I saw you at the maize
shop( Akimaanisha.........Jana nilikuona
dukani kwa muindi)
When you saw me you started to sixsix
(Uliponiona ukaanza kusitasita)
When I follow you run and plant a car (Nilipokufata ukakimbia na kupanda gari)
Now you are down of security
(Sasa upo chini ya Ulinzi)
Sleep and snake well before I cut you a
millet
(Lala na nyooka vizuri kabla sijakukata mtama)[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

SHIKAMOOOO KIZUNGU

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

ENGLISH BWANA TUWAACHIE WAZUNGU: #POLICE_ALIMKAMATA_MZUNGU!! POLISI: Yesterday I saw you at the maize
shop( Akimaanisha.........Jana nilikuona
dukani kwa muindi)
When you saw me you started to sixsix
(Uliponiona ukaanza kusitasita)
When I follow you run and plant a car (Nilipokufata ukakimbia na kupanda gari)
Now you are down of security
(Sasa upo chini ya Ulinzi)
Sleep and snake well before I cut you a
millet
(Lala na nyooka vizuri kabla sijakukata mtama)[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

SHIKAMOOOO KIZUNGU

 

[mgogoone]

ENGLISH BWANA TUWAACHIE WAZUNGU: #POLICE_ALIMKAMATA_MZUNGU!! POLISI: Yesterday I saw you at the maize
shop( Akimaanisha.........Jana nilikuona
dukani kwa muindi)
When you saw me you started to sixsix
(Uliponiona ukaanza kusitasita)
When I follow you run and plant a car (Nilipokufata ukakimbia na kupanda gari)
Now you are down of security
(Sasa upo chini ya Ulinzi)
Sleep and snake well before I cut you a
millet
(Lala na nyooka vizuri kabla sijakukata mtama)[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

SHIKAMOOOO KIZUNGU

Ha haaaaaa babu Kubwa

 

[Mwifwa]

ENGLISH BWANA TUWAACHIE WAZUNGU: #POLICE_ALIMKAMATA_MZUNGU!! POLISI: Yesterday I saw you at the maize
shop( Akimaanisha.........Jana nilikuona
dukani kwa muindi)
When you saw me you started to sixsix
(Uliponiona ukaanza kusitasita)
When I follow you run and plant a car (Nilipokufata ukakimbia na kupanda gari)
Now you are down of security
(Sasa upo chini ya Ulinzi)
Sleep and snake well before I cut you a
millet
(Lala na nyooka vizuri kabla sijakukata mtama)[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

SHIKAMOOOO KIZUNGU

Jamani kithungu kithunguuu[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

 

[stickvibration]

UKIMWONA MWANAMKE MJA MZITO ANATEMA TEMA SAAANA MATE,
UJUE MTOTO KAJAMBA TUMBONI[emoji3]

 

[thatonegAl]

Kila siku nikienda bank najaza vizuri zile slip zao na wananisahihishia vizuri lakini hata siku moja hawajawahi kuniwekea marks nilizopata.
Sasa leo nimegoma kuondoka hadi waniwekee marks nilizopata....
Namuona bank teller anaongea na askari hapa nadhani wanajadili wanipe alama ngapi

 

[kajojo]

Hizi mvua zinavyonyesha sasa hivi si za kawaida kwakweli
nahisi kuna mtu kaambiwa ajenge safina na hatuambii
Itabidi tuanze kumtafuta popote alipo

 

[Foxhound]

Halafu hizi mvua hizi[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Isijekuwa NUHU kishaondoka na SAFINAsisi hatujui[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

 

[lazarazy thobias]

Maswali Ya Mtandaoni Bhana!

Eti Unaweza Kuchoma Cheti chako cha *Form Six* ukipewa *_Billion 2??_*
Kwa Upande Wangu Mimi Sio Cheti Tu Hata Shule Nachoma, Pia Naweza Kumnyofoa Teacher Miguu...!![emoji35]

*Nishavurugwa Kitambo!!*
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[GISAMBO]

*HIZI MVUA JAMANI*

```Acheni tyuuu ukikutana na mtu mfupi mwamvuli kichwani unaeza sema uyoga unatembea dadadeki!!!```[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[MBIIRWA]

Kwa hizi mvuaa zinavyonyesha ukikutana na mtu mfupi amejifunika na mwamvuli unaweza ukasema uyoga unatembea[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]