Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[proskaeur]

Just for laugh

Ukitaka kujua kama traffic nao wanachoka kukaa barabarani basi ni leo
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Traffic kamkamata dereva wa bajaji "Eti hajavaa helmet" itakuwa alikuwa kishavuta yule sio bure[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Onyo: Bangi mbaya usivute juani[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji125] [emoji125]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] ,,, ww nd bangi zimekuelemea mpk hujaon km kuna kosa hapo…!!

 

[GISAMBO]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] *Ushawahi fanya mtihani halafu msimamizi kasimama sana nyuma yako akiangalia unachoandika kisha unamsikia akitangaza "jamani hakikisheni mnasoma vizuri maswali"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji38][emoji38]*

 

[ElPuto Jefe]

Soon utasikia Hamorapa anaenda kumpa pole Diamond kwa kufika na mume mwenza...!!

Akili yake anaijua mwenyewe..!!

 

[Rutayuga91]

Hiyo namba 2 mi nilifikiri Kijapani[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Mie akili ilidhani Aliexpress.

 

[Foxhound]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] ,,, ww nd bangi zimekuelemea mpk hujaon km kuna kosa hapo…!!

We umeona wapi dereva wa bajaji kuendesha akiwa kavaa helmet, sijasema bodaboda.
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[GreenCity]

Kmamae walahi! Huu uzi unanidhalilisha hapa bar, naonekana chizi kwa kucheka! I'm out!

 

[Don jully]

Kmamae walahi! Huu uzi unanidhalilisha hapa bar, naonekana chizi kwa kucheka! I'm out!

Haaaahaaaahaaaa kwa uandishi kweli upo bar haaaahaaaahaaaa

 

[Kanungila Karim]

*NASISITIZA*
Tafadhari sana sana sana
*TAARIFA ZINAZOSAMBAA KWAMBA NIKIITWA KUFUTURU CTOKEI SIO ZA KWELI TUZIPUUZIE*
TENA *NIMEJIUPGRADE* NOW NINA HOT POT INAITWA *_PLATINUM STAR_* ????

 

[Foxhound]

Mie akili ilidhani Aliexpress.

[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Itakuwa maisha yametuvuruga sio bure
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[kajojo]

Pale unapoamka asubuhi umeme umekatika na umepata taarifa kuwa kuna dude linaamshwa leo

 

[yang]

Eti nasikia kuwa ukienda ukweni sio vizuri kula muwa.... mliiooa ni kweli hayo?

 

[Foxhound]

Dah, sijawahi kuwa teja wala addict kihivyo but tangu ianze swaum nimekuwa addict na adhana ya Magharibi[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[proskaeur]

We umeona wapi dereva wa bajaji kuendesha akiwa kavaa helmet, sijasema bodaboda.
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Daaa, acha tuu kukurupuka huku si kwa dunia hii…!!

 

[proskaeur]

Pale unapoamka asubuhi umeme umekatika na umepata taarifa kuwa kuna dude linaamshwa leo View attachment 515542

Hahahaaa,,, daaah, balaa sana hii

 

[proskaeur]

Pale unapomsomesha binti kwa kutumia mtaji wako wa duka,, halafu akifika chuo anampata msomi mwenzie,, wew ukiendlea kumfata fata anakuuliza "unanidai shilingi ngapi nikurudishie???"[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] hapo ndipo utakapojua kwanini kinyesi hakina miba lakini ukikikanyaga lazima uchechemee…!!!

 

[chipolopolo 2]

```mwanaume asiye na mchepuko ni sawa na taifa lisilokuwa na chama cha upinzani ......na mwanamke kuwa na mchepuko ni sawa na taifa kuwa na kikundi cha waasi kinachoendesha vita ya wenyewe kwa wenyewe. Sitaki mapovu hapa........

Hahahahaaaaaaa[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12]

 

[proskaeur]

Kwa wale mnaofunga Ramadhani ,, naomba kuwakumbusha kuna watu tumejitolea kubeba mizigo yenu kipindi hiki,, tunaombeni namba za simu za michepuko yenu tuwasaidie kupunguza vishawishi

UNDUGU ni KUFAANA na SIO KUFANANA…!!?

 

[Aqua Man]

*SILLY QUESTIONS, SILLY ANSWERS*
*1. Mtu anakuona umejilaza kwa bed, na macho umefunga alafu anakuuliza*
*"unataka kulala"*...... *_"hapana najaribu kufa"_*
*2. Mvua inanyesha halafu unataka kutoka nje kisha mtu anakuuliza "unakwenda na hii mvua?"*..... *_"hapana nitakwenda na inayofuata"_*
*3. Rafiki yako anakupigia simu yako ya mezani afu anauliza "uko wapi?" ..... _"niko kanisani naombewa_"*
*4. Wanakuona umelowa ukitokea bafuni wanakuuliza "umetoka kuoga?"* ..... *_"hapana nimeanguka kwenye bakuli la choo"_*
*5. Umemnunulia mkeo maua anakuuliza "hayo ni maua?"* ..... *_"hapana mke wangu ni karoti"_*
*6. Uko kwenye foleni yakulipia tiketi ya kuingia uwanjani kucheki mpira, rafiki yako anakuuliza "Na wewe unaenda kuangalia mpira?"*...... *_"Hapana nimekuja kulipa ada ya shule"_*.
*7. Umesimama nje ya lift kwenye ground floor, kisha unaulizwa "Unapanda juu?" .....*
*_"Hapana ninasubiri chumba changu kije kinichukue hapa chini"_*.
USIPENDE UJINGA BHANA[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[proskaeur]

NDANI YA DALADALA WATU KIBAO……!!!

DADA:kaka naomba unipakate
JAMAA: usijali,,, njoo tu nikupakate

BAADA YA MUDA
JAMAA: dada ,,wewe ni sekretari??
DADA:ndio umejuaje?
JAMAA:Vidole vyako laini
DADA: Na wew ni fundi magari?
JAMAA,,Ndio,, umejuaje??
DADA:hapa nilipokaa nasikia kitu kama JEKI YA GARI INANIINUA INUA…!!!

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] madada nao sometime hawapendagi ujinga…!!!

 

[proskaeur]

*SILLY QUESTIONS, SILLY ANSWERS*
*1. Mtu anakuona umejilaza kwa bed, na macho umefunga alafu anakuuliza*
*"unataka kulala"*...... *_"hapana najaribu kufa"_*
*2. Mvua inanyesha halafu unataka kutoka nje kisha mtu anakuuliza "unakwenda na hii mvua?"*..... *_"hapana nitakwenda na inayofuata"_*
*3. Rafiki yako anakupigia simu yako ya mezani afu anauliza "uko wapi?" ..... _"niko kanisani naombewa_"*
*4. Wanakuona umelowa ukitokea bafuni wanakuuliza "umetoka kuoga?"* ..... *_"hapana nimeanguka kwenye bakuli la choo"_*
*5. Umemnunulia mkeo maua anakuuliza "hayo ni maua?"* ..... *_"hapana mke wangu ni karoti"_*
*6. Uko kwenye foleni yakulipia tiketi ya kuingia uwanjani kucheki mpira, rafiki yako anakuuliza "Na wewe unaenda kuangalia mpira?"*...... *_"Hapana nimekuja kulipa ada ya shule"_*.
*7. Umesimama nje ya lift kwenye ground floor, kisha unaulizwa "Unapanda juu?" .....*
*_"Hapana ninasubiri chumba changu kije kinichukue hapa chini"_*.
USIPENDE UJINGA BHANA[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] ,,,majibu mubashara kabisaaa