Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Snipes]

nikivaa uhusika huwa napendaga kuchomekea

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[Mjasiri na Mali]

Oya mnazingua mjue mboma hamchekeshi sasa

 

[Killeville]

N....Nauliza
M....Mshahara
B.....Bado?

NMB......[emoji1321]

N... Ndio
M... Mshahara
B... Bado

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[salthanks]

Jaman jaman, nafanana na mtoto wa emoj kweli mimi...Mungu anakuona![emoji23][emoji23]
Halafu sasa aliyempa huyo emoj mimba ni nani...nahisi alibubakari anahusika kwa namna flani na huo uonevu...mahari alichukua nani?
Numbisa hilo la mahari linakuhusu, nimetonywa wewe ndiye bib wa mtoto wa huyo emoj...[emoji28] [emoji28]

Freyzem itabidi uikubali miaka 30...si bado mwanafunzi huyo....Bibie ajue sasa kuwa serikali haisomeshi wazazi
[emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji28]

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[Guasa Ambonii]

22% ya ajali za barabarani zinasababishwa na ulevi. Kwa maana hiyo 78%za ajali zinasababishwa na watu wanaokunywa soda maji juice na ujinga mwingine kama huo.

 

[Foxhound]

Jaman jaman, nafanana na mtoto wa emoj kweli mimi...Mungu anakuona![emoji23][emoji23]
Halafu sasa aliyempa huyo emoj mimba ni nani...nahisi alibakarianahusika kwa namna flani na huo uonevu...mahari alichukua nani?
Numbisa hilo la mahari linakuhusu, nimetonywa wewe ndiye bib wa mtoto wa huyo emoj...[emoji28] [emoji28]

Aisee [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38]

[emoji3][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]   [emoji100][emoji124][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

 

[Snipes]

mganga ana dawa zote lakini dawa ya meno ananunua kwa chinga,
hapo ndio utajua kwanini muuza mkaa haogi mchana

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[toroka uje mjini]

Jamani mwenye mwiko aniazime nataka kusonga mbele[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Sonia hii kali ya Mwaka[emoji2]

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[Nimkimbilie nani]

mganga ana dawa zote lakini dawa ya meno ananunua kwa chinga,
hapo ndio utajua kwanini muuza mkaa haogi mchana

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[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] eti kwa nini muuza mkaa haogi mchana

 

[stickvibration]

HILI SWALI HADI LEO SIJAPATA JIBU LAKE..

Kipi kinavuliwa saana SAMAKI au CHUPI?[emoji1321]

 

[salthanks]

HILI SWALI HADI LEO SIJAPATA JIBU LAKE..

Kipi kinavuliwa saana SAMAKI au CHUPI?[emoji1321]

[emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji28]

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[stickvibration]

Wazungu wawili walipanda daladala,,njiani konda akamwambia dereva
Kondakta-dereva waambie hawa wazungu walipe nauli,
Dereva-we malizana nao tu mimi jino linaniuma[emoji3]

 

[Dragoon]

Oya mnazingua mjue mboma hamchekeshi sasa

Jana nilimuita demu wangu kipenzi, alipofika gheto nilimuandaa vizuri na tukaingia kitandani kwa mara ya kwanza. Kwa vile niliona aibu asijekiona kibamia changu nikasisitiza tuzime taa. Chumba kikiwa giza demu akashika bamia yangu bwana, mara nikasikia kaguna, akasema "akhu bwana wee mie situmii sigara". Mara akatoka nje akaniacha ndani. Hadi sasa hivi namsubiri, nahisi bado anahangaika kutafuta lighter aje aniwashie sigara.

 

[KB THE DON]

MADAKTARI KWELI HUONA VITUKO

Jamaa ana tatizo kaingia kwa Daktari ikawa kama ifuatavyo,,

Jamaa: Dokta nina tatizo huku sirini,

Daktari : Hebu vua nguo tuone,

Jamaa: sawa navua ila naomba usicheke, pliz dkt usicheke.

Daktari : usijali mimi hii ndo kazi yangu siwezi kumcheka mgonjwa.

jamaa akavua suruali kuonesha dushelele yake. basi dokta kuona, ustaarabu ukamshinda akaanza kucheka na akacheka kama dakika 3 hadi machozi yakamtoka.Dushelele ya jamaa ilikua ni kadogo kama betri Ya AAA (betri za remote ya king'amuzi).Daktari alipomaliza kucheka mazungumzo yakaendelea,,

Daktari : enhee Tatizo ni nini???

Jamaa: IMEVIMBAA toka juzi,

Daktari Akazimia pale pale,,,,,,

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Looooh jamana nivyorecall size ya hvyo vibetri duu mbavu zangu hapa nacheka mpaka majiran hawanielewi

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[Mjasiri na Mali]

Jana nilimuita demu wangu kipenzi, alipofika gheto nilimuandaa vizuri na tukaingia kitandani kwa mara ya kwanza. Kwa vile niliona aibu asijekiona kibamia changu nikasisitiza tuzime taa. Chumba kikiwa giza demu akashika bamia yangu bwana, mara nikasikia kaguna, akasema "akhu bwana wee mie situmii sigara". Mara akatoka nje akaniacha ndani. Hadi sasa hivi namsubiri, nahisi bado anahangaika kutafuta lighter aje aniwashie sigara.

[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] kwiii kwiiiiii kwwii

 

[Snipes]

TAHADHARI: ukiona choo ndotoni usikitumie

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[Freyzem]

Hahahaha hako ka emoji kamegawa bure nahisi baba hajulikani

Watu wabaya sana..[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Freyzem]

IVI UKAENDA BAA ALAFU UKAKAA "COUNTER" unakunywa mdogo mdogo mara ghafla majambazi yakakuvamia hapo hapo Counter

SI NDO INAKUWA "COUNTER ATTACK" AU? [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

[emoji3][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]   [emoji100][emoji124][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

Kiingereza ndio pake hapa...[emoji13][emoji13]

 

[Freyzem]

Freyzem itabidi uikubali miaka 30...si bado mwanafunzi huyo....Bibie ajue sasa kuwa serikali haisomeshi wazazi
[emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji28]

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Nitakuwa naonewa, sihusiki kwa namba yoyote...wahusika wanajijua![emoji28] [emoji23] [emoji25] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Msomi hewa]

Napenda sana wanawake wenye mizigo mikubwa.......


Coz ukienda kuwapokea lazima wakupe hata jero ya soda

wewe waza tu ujinga