Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[stickvibration]

Miaka mi3 sasa ndani ya ndoa lkn hatujujaaliwa kupata mtoto
Siku nagonga Full beki tu,,,!!Paaaaaap Baba nanhinooo sioni siku zangu jamani,,,,,,!!!!
Hapo ndio utajua BLANKETI HAINA MIFUKO[emoji1321]

 

[stickvibration]

Kwan wazungu wote ni waingereza?

Swali linajibiwa swali[emoji3]
Bongo acha iitwe bongo[emoji3]

 

[Drone Camera]

Ushawahi saidiwa homework na mzazi wako halafu unapata zero?!!!
Hapo ndo utajua shida sio wewe??!!
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[Drone Camera]

Hivi ushawahi fall in love haswaaa!!?
Yani unampenda mtoto hadi akikupigia ile sauti unatamani uitafune na kuimeza
Akikuita tu "my love"unajisikia tu kuvua nguo mwenyewe
Ukiwanae unahisi unaweza piga 8 men per once
Yani afternoon mtashinda p1 ila night unakopa Salio ili tu uongee nae.Yaani unaona mapenzi yenu hayajafikiwa na couple yoyote ile duniani
Akikushika mashavu akakwambia "I love u" unashika ukuta ili usizimie .Yani ukimfikiria unalala kitandani ku dilute hiyo feeling coz ni too much
Umewahi feel hivyo?
Kama ushawahi experience hivyo bac HIYO SIYO "LOVE" NI "BANGI"
PLZ ACHA KUTUMIA[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji28] [emoji28]

 

[Drone Camera]

Pastor m1 baada ya kufungisha ndoa MASHOGA wawili alipata ugumu kusema "sasa ninyi ni ME na KE" coz wote ni ma men.
Pastor akapiga moyo konde na kusema "tangu xaxa ninyi ni MAN UNITED
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[Vanga uvunguni]

Pastor m1 baada ya kufungisha ndoa MASHOGA wawili alipata ugumu kusema "sasa ninyi ni ME na KE" coz wote ni ma men.
Pastor akapiga moyo konde na kusema "tangu xaxa ninyi ni MAN UNITED
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Hahahahaaaa

 

[fofre]

Hakuna kitu kinauma kama upo ugenini kitu kinapotea, afu unawasikia wenye nyumba wakisema, "hatujawai kupotelewa kitu humu ndani"

 

[Balvejmumt]

sijaelewa

nyumba za kupanga zinatabu sana, una kuta akina dada wanasukana karibu na choo
basi ukiingia ata hujambi kwa raha

 

[dingihimself]

♧Machizi wamekaa sehemu mara ghafla ikapita ndege angani.
Chizi wa kwanza akasema:
ndege ile itakua imembeba raisi.

♧Chizi mwenzie akajibu:
hapana imebeba wazungu kama ingembeba raisi tungeona pikipiki zimetangulia mbele…
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[fofre]

Wenye upeo tu ndo watakao cheka

Kweli kabisa...

 

[Mwifwa]

♧Machizi wamekaa sehemu mara ghafla ikapita ndege angani.
Chizi wa kwanza akasema:
ndege ile itakua imembeba raisi.

♧Chizi mwenzie akajibu:
hapana imebeba wazungu kama ingembeba raisi tungeona pikipiki zimetangulia mbele…
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[Foxhound]

 

[Slim5]

 

[lokasa girl]

Kuna mbwa wa jiran mvivu sana kiasi kwamba akisikia mbwa wetu anabweka anasema "me too"

Mbavu zangu eeeee

 

[bioto]

X Girlfriend wangu amefungua duka la pharmacy wiki iliyopita.
Wakati tunaachana, tuligomana sana akaniambia "nikimwacha yeye sitapata mwanamke mwingine"
Sasa toka alipofungua pharmacy kila siku naenda kununua kondom kwake, leo nimechukua kama mara tatu hivi.

NATAKA AONE WIVU TU, UKWELI SIKUPATA DEMU KAMA ALIVYOSEMA

 

[fofre]

hah ha ha, umeua mkuu

Hatari sana hiyo ndugu...😀😀😀

 

[fofre]

 

[ijoz]

Mwalimu wa kike aliwataka wanafunzi watunge sentensi kwa kuhusisha neno Stress.
Paul: kufilisika kunachangia stress
Felister: Stress zimechangia vijana wengi kujihusisha na ulevi
Zuzu: Jana jioni nilikuona Mistress ukiwa na mwalimu wa taaluma mkikumbatiana huku mnanyona ndimi ofisini kwa mwalimu wa taaluma

 

[ijoz]

Baba alitaka kumuonesha mtoto wake madhara ya kutumia konyagi, akachukua minyoo wa wawili na kuwaweka ndani ya chupa yenye konyagi, wale minyoo wakafa. Akamuuliza mtoto wake, umejifunza nini?
Kijana: Tukitaka tusiwe na minyoo tunatakiwa tunywe konyagi kwa wingi.