Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Numbisa]

My sister stop asking guys what they do for a living, they will lie,,, just take them to bed and count how many round they can go
1 round - rich guy
2 rounds - doing well in life
3rounds - unemployed
4rounds - broke as hell

THANK ME IF YOU WANT

 

[TADPOLE]

Hakuna swali ambalo silipendi kama lile ukiwa saloon kinyozi anakuuliza "vipi mashine inaumiza" ipo siku nitapigana

 

[TADPOLE]

akyamungu nachekaga sana mtu mfupi anaponiambia "aisee nimejaribu juu chini ndugu yangu" na unajua kama kamejaribu chini tu

 

[TADPOLE]

yaani mtu naumwa halafu eti kuna mpuuzi ananiambia "MEZA DAWA" eti jamani MEZA NI DAWA??

 

[Kipanga boy]

W

 

[Numbisa]

You hear her saying " short hair loading " only to find out the owner came to collect her weave back. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[call me T]

Hivi sisi waafrika, ni mchezo gani mwingine ambao tukishiriki katika level ya kimataifa tunaweka heshima !? Ukiacha Soka?

Riadha

 

[kelvin_hk]

Ahahahaha!

 

[doublep]

When your are in Bed with Bae and You so wanna play with her hair.....
But it's on the dressing table [emoji23][emoji23]

You just go an take it that's all [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12]

 

[Mercyplz]

Leo nimeenda kuchangia damu hospitalini,mara wananambia soda na biskuti zimeisha..!
Sa hii nipo zangu njiani na damu yangu kwenye blood bag naelekea nyumbani. Bora niwapelekee mbu take away..
[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]

wala sijawahi vutaga bangi Mimi

😂

 

[Numbisa]

*WASICHANA_WA_LEO:

*Jamaa yupo ndani ya Range Rover yake mpyaaa na msichana ambae ni mpenz wake
*Jamaa*: Kuna siri flani nimeitunza moyoni mwangu kwa muda mrefu na nikaona kama nitakuambia lazima utaniacha
*Msichana*: Siri gani iyo mpenz wangu?
*Jamaa*: Nimeoa
*Msichana*: *Weee* *umenishtua sana, mimi nilifikiri hili gari sio lako!*

Wadada akili zao wanazijua wenyewe....

 

[007 De Souza]

FIFA is still investigating why Arsenal went to WorldCup as Panama[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[FineForever]

Mume alikuwa anampiga mkewe! jirani akaja kuamua:-
Jirani: Mke hapigwi jirani!!
Mke: Mume wangu msikilize jirani anavyokwambia!
Mume: Ni mjeuri huyu nimfanyeje kama hapigwi?
Jirani: Dawa yake unaoa mke mwengine tu!
Mke: Nyooo Hasidi weee! NIPIGE MUME WANGU USIMSIKILIZE JIRANI..! NIPIGE NIKOME MAANA MIMI WAKATI mwingine SINA ADABU

Hahahah

 

[Numbisa]

Boss mmoja aliingia kazini kwake kasahau kufunga zipu ya suruali yake sasa secretary wake akamfuata na mazungumzo yakawa hivi:

SECRETARY: Boss leo umesahau kufunga geti nyumbani kwako…

Boss akabaki anashangaa… Baadae wakati anakwenda chooni kujisaidia ile anataka kufungua zipu akaikuta iko wazi ndio akajua alichokuwa ameambiwa na Secretary wake.

Akarudi mpaka kwa secretary na mazungumzo yakaendelea:

BOSS: Bibie ulivyoona geti wazi je uliona prado v8 langu lime paki ndani?

SECRETARY: Hapana Boss niliona kitoroli kidogo kimepaki kina matairi mawili yaliyoisha upepo!!![emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Saizi sekretari anakabidhi mafaili nadhani anapelekwa Ulaya[emoji2][emoji2]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Freyzem]

Ebwanaee nimetoka kuvuta bangi mbaya zaid nlivaa Suti, sasa nimeingia ndan nkavua koti nlitundke ukutan naona msumari unahama, kila nkiufuata unahama...
Daah, kumbe haukuwa msumari alikuwa nzi[emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]

 

[Priceless soul]

My sister stop asking guys what they do for a living, they will lie,,, just take them to bed and count how many round they can go
1 round - rich guy
2 rounds - doing well in life
3rounds - unemployed
4rounds - broke as hell

THANK ME IF YOU WANT

Numbisa,you r unstoppable

@broke as hell haaaah

 

[Internal]

My sister stop asking guys what they do for a living, they will lie,,, just take them to bed and count how many round they can go
1 round - rich guy
2 rounds - doing well in life
3rounds - unemployed
4rounds - broke as hell

THANK ME IF YOU WANT

Numbisa numbisa

 

[Numbisa]

Dear ladies Flat Ass is caused by sitting in a relationship that is not yoursdont argue with me am not your father [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Aftr engagement! Girl: Now stop looking at girls, u r commited now! Boy: Oho what do u mean, if i m on diet, that doesnt mean that i cant look at the MENU?

 

[Numbisa]

Hivi ile zipu ya mbele kwenye suruali za wadada , huwa ni ya kutolea nini? still thinking about this.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]