Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Numbisa]

My sisters just because God said “let there be light and darkness “ when he created the earth,
Does not mean you must have a light FACE and dark neck[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

During sex some ladies be like
aki woooiye Baibe usinimwagie ndani[emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]
My sister do you think its easy to jump out from a running vehicle[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…But when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
🤣🤣🤣[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Do not get confused

 

[Numbisa]

Some dudes have one looong nail usually on the pinkie finger, and think it's swag. Why don't you make yourself useful usimame kando ya duka uwe ukiscratchia watu airtime.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

After you've cried for someone just drink water to replace your tears you've wasted.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Mr Confidential]

Kwa wasio panda daladala wanakosa uhondo wa kauli hizi pale konda anapodai nauli

*nitakupa mbele
*hajakupa nyuma?
*ikisimama ntakupa
*hivi nlivokaa ntakupaje?
*nitakupa nimekaa vibaya
*tulia nitakupa
*weeeee! si nishakupa
*utapewa mbele



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[Numbisa]

Veeeeery smart...

. A couple both age 37, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked,
'What can I do for you?',

The man said 'Will you watch us have sex?' The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished having the intercourse, the doctor said 'There is nothing wrong with the way you have sex.', and charged them 1400. This happened several weeks
in a row. The couple would make an
appointment, have sex with no problems, and
pay the doctor then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, 'Just exactly, what are you
trying to find out?' The man said, 'We're not
trying to find out anything. She is married
and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house. At the Guest House they charge 2500. At the hotel
they charge 4500. We do it here for 1400, and I claim it back from Medical insurance. Bora uhai🤣🤣🤣

 

[Numbisa]

*Kitambo men married women who were virgins and the dowry they gave was yams, beer and honey.....siku hizi dem alibreak virginity akiwa 12yrs and you are her 46th boyfriend....on top of that her parents ask for 1.5 million as bride price....... Nikama wanauza experience........nonsense*

 

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WASOMA COMMENT HIVI KARIBUNI TUTAANZISHA UZI WETU WA TUNAYOJIFUNZA HAPA JAMII FORUMS

"Mwenyekiti wa WASOMA comments bila kucomment"

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[Kaizer]

Some dudes have one looong nail usually on the pinkie finger, and think it's swag. Why don't you make yourself useful usimame kando ya duka uwe ukiscratchia watu airtime.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Now this one is nice[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji122]

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[Kaizer]

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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Hahaaa Pumbav sana Johny!

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[Kaizer]

Numbisa thanks for keeping this thread live!

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[Numbisa]

Thank you much kaizer

And special thanks goes to SHIMBA YA BUYENZE maana asilimia kubwa ya hizi post nacopy kwake naleta humu tufaidi wote.

Numbisa thanks for keeping this thread live!

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[salichuma]

Veeeeery smart...

. A couple both age 37, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked,
'What can I do for you?',

The man said 'Will you watch us have sex?' The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished having the intercourse, the doctor said 'There is nothing wrong with the way you have sex.', and charged them 1400. This happened several weeks
in a row. The couple would make an
appointment, have sex with no problems, and
pay the doctor then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, 'Just exactly, what are you
trying to find out?' The man said, 'We're not
trying to find out anything. She is married
and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house. At the Guest House they charge 2500. At the hotel
they charge 4500. We do it here for 1400, and I claim it back from Medical insurance. Bora uhai🤣🤣🤣

Unanivunja mbavu


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[Tumosa]

Veeeeery smart...

. A couple both age 37, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked,
'What can I do for you?',

The man said 'Will you watch us have sex?' The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished having the intercourse, the doctor said 'There is nothing wrong with the way you have sex.', and charged them 1400. This happened several weeks
in a row. The couple would make an
appointment, have sex with no problems, and
pay the doctor then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, 'Just exactly, what are you
trying to find out?' The man said, 'We're not
trying to find out anything. She is married
and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house. At the Guest House they charge 2500. At the hotel
they charge 4500. We do it here for 1400, and I claim it back from Medical insurance. Bora uhai🤣🤣🤣

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[salichuma]

Veeeeery smart...

. A couple both age 37, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked,
'What can I do for you?',

The man said 'Will you watch us have sex?' The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished having the intercourse, the doctor said 'There is nothing wrong with the way you have sex.', and charged them 1400. This happened several weeks
in a row. The couple would make an
appointment, have sex with no problems, and
pay the doctor then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, 'Just exactly, what are you
trying to find out?' The man said, 'We're not
trying to find out anything. She is married
and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house. At the Guest House they charge 2500. At the hotel
they charge 4500. We do it here for 1400, and I claim it back from Medical insurance. Bora uhai🤣🤣🤣

Imebidi nicheke tena watu kwa hesabu [emoji23][emoji23]wengine watakupigia hesabu za kupiga ndani ya gari



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[Numbisa]

Hahahaha watu wajanja

Imebidi nicheke tena watu kwa hesabu [emoji23][emoji23]wengine watakupigia hesabu za kupiga ndani ya gari



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[mwichi]

My sister stop asking guys what they do for a living, they will lie,,, just take them to bed and count how many round they can go
1 round - rich guy
2 rounds - doing well in life
3rounds - unemployed
4rounds - broke as hell

THANK ME IF YOU WANT

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[mwichi]

This morning, one cute girl was just staring at me, I was blushing ..... Until she came closer and said "Come,,,,, u look like one groundnut seller that ran away with my change"..........

I fainted[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

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