Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

Wearing short skimpy skirts is not a problem, infact its very Sexy. The problem is wearing your Mini and looking all nice but when you see Guyz u try to Pull it down now forcing it to be long. Don't u see that u're deceiving yourself.
 
Screaming during Sex is romantic and its not a problem. The problem is Shouting words like; "JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARY". U're having Sex, Not a Church Service. And besides i
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Kissing your man is not a problem. The problem is how you do it. Stop making Sounds like a car Crash.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
Numbisa said:
Wife: 'How would you describe me?'
Husband: 'ABCDEFGHIJK.'
Wife: 'What does that mean?'
Husband: 'Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.'
Wife: 'Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?'
Husband: 'I'm just kidding
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My ribs[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
Freyzem said:
BARABARANI + UPEPO MKALI+ KWENYE BODABODA

(Dereva Ananipigisha Story)

Dereva: Siku Moja Bwana Zhziskp abzizos. Zhsosnshzs Umeona
Me: Eeeeeh

Dereva: Si akaja osj uzusi laosa jlqozos We Unaonaje?
Me: Kweli Kabisa [emoji30]

Dereva: basi Sasa gUskosjbs lzosks
Me:Ndiooo

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Daah mkuu umeua,na ni kwel kabisa
 
Numbisa said:
*unampiga mkeo halafu unasingizia pombe*
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*Brother mbona hiyo pombe haijakutuma ukafanye fujo jeshini*
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Wahawahawahaaaaa
 
Binti kapigiwa simu na namba ngeni
Simu:hallow una mpenzi?
Binti:ninaye kwani we nani?
Simu:mimi baba yako,kumbe una mpenzi ndio maana unafeli shuleni.Ukija likizo utanikoma mpumbavu wewe.(simu ikakata) wakati binti yuko kwenye mawazo simu ikaita,namba mpya tena
Simu:hallow,una mpenzi?
Binti:sina kabisa
Simu:ahaaa mpenzi kwahiyo umenisaliti,ni mimi mpenzi wako
Binti😱oh samahani mpenzi nilifikiri ni baba amenipigia
Simu:ni mimi baba yako nilikuwa nataka uhakika.....
 
Numbisa said:
After a long night of making love,the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed.He's worried *Is this your husband?*,he asks nervously
*No,silly* she replies snuggling
" *ur boyfriend then?*
*no not all* she says nibbling away at his ears
" *OK!is it your dad or brother??*" he enquires further
*No that's me before my plastic surgery*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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hahaha thats disgusting!
 
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman ;
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”

A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a book called, Husband the Master of the House? Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!"
 
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant;
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;
Panic is when both are pregnant!
 
HOW TO KEEP YOUR BOYFRIEND:
1. Give him respect
2. Love him with all your heart
3. Don't cheat on him
4. Call and text him always.

HOW TO KEEP YOUR GIRLFRIEND:
1. Give her money
2. I said give her money
3. Don't forget to give her money
4. My brother just give her money.
5. My brother am not joking, give her money
 
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