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*KUKUTA NYWELE KWENYE CHAKULA SIO TATIZO,TATIZO NI KUWAZA ITAKUWA IMETOKA SEHEMU GANI*
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Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako
Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako
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toroka uje mjini
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*Message nyingine miyeyusho kweli yani, afu zinazingua kinoma noma, Eti ona kama hii ndo imeishia hapa ....!!*
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toroka uje mjini
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*Nilimuomba Mwanamke anipige busu kwenye simu akanitumia hii emoji [emoji8], na yeye akaniomba nimtumie pesa kwenye simu nikamtumia hii [emoji385][emoji383], kanimind eti sipo serious, sasa nani alieanza kuzingua hapo?*
*_Kafanya ujinga mimi nikafanya upumbavu._* [emoji2][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
*_Kafanya ujinga mimi nikafanya upumbavu._* [emoji2][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
toroka uje mjini
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*Magroup raha sana unapata namba ya mwanamke bila kuomba [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]tunahangaikaga sana kuomba namba lkn kwenye group zenyewe zinajileta, na wala uhulizwi umetoa wapi namba,shikamoo group [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]*
toroka uje mjini
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*MJAZO DAY+*
*Jaza form kwa kutumia neno (zi ) naamka asubuhi nina usingi....? nakunywa chai na maanda....? Kwa mchu....? wa na....? na ndi....? ninae soma sms hii mimi ni chi....? pia mshen....? niliekosa ra....? za waza....? na nakaa mwaka mzima sinyowi mavu....? sababu naona ka....?kwenda dukan kununua topa.....,,!Aaah!Best unajaza kweli,du kweli wewe chi.....?najua 2 utalipiza ukishaisoma hii sms naomba uwatumie mach.....?.*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]🤣🤣🤣
*Jaza form kwa kutumia neno (zi ) naamka asubuhi nina usingi....? nakunywa chai na maanda....? Kwa mchu....? wa na....? na ndi....? ninae soma sms hii mimi ni chi....? pia mshen....? niliekosa ra....? za waza....? na nakaa mwaka mzima sinyowi mavu....? sababu naona ka....?kwenda dukan kununua topa.....,,!Aaah!Best unajaza kweli,du kweli wewe chi.....?najua 2 utalipiza ukishaisoma hii sms naomba uwatumie mach.....?.*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]🤣🤣🤣
toroka uje mjini
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~Bongo movie bana eti jini kavaa T-shirt ya BiKo~
*Nimezima TV nimeona bora niingie JF tu*🤣🤣
*Nimezima TV nimeona bora niingie JF tu*🤣🤣
toroka uje mjini
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*Wanaume ni wapishi[emoji1465][emoji505] wazuri tu katika jamii..... Hivi fikiria [emoji848]*
*Mayai mawili 🥚🥚....Ndizi moja [emoji529] ...na Maziwa kwa mbalii🥛......Inawafanya wanawake wahangaike miezi tisa🤰🏽......Anaye bishana na upishi huu anione [emoji395] [emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]*
*Mayai mawili 🥚🥚....Ndizi moja [emoji529] ...na Maziwa kwa mbalii🥛......Inawafanya wanawake wahangaike miezi tisa🤰🏽......Anaye bishana na upishi huu anione [emoji395] [emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]*
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*Duniani Hakunaga mtu anaye tembea haraka haraka kama mwanamke anaye enda kufumania*
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Life changes..
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Aisee..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Mpigadili Tz
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Jamaa karudi kutoka Kanisani kufika nyumbani akaanza kumbeba Mkewe juu juu hadi Mke wake akawa ana furahi... Mkewe akamuuliza Mume wangu leo unanibeba juu juu na si kawaida kulikoni? Mume akamwambia Mchungaji kasema kuanzia leo tunyanyue Matatizo yetu juu
Mwinyi_ole_mushi
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Juzi kati hapo kuna dada mmoja alinitext akaniambia....
JIRANI NJOO NIKUPE VITU kwa harakaharaka kidume si nikaenda kwa huyo sister... kufika akanipa ufagio, ndoo, pamoja na sufuria mbili.
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JIRANI NJOO NIKUPE VITU kwa harakaharaka kidume si nikaenda kwa huyo sister... kufika akanipa ufagio, ndoo, pamoja na sufuria mbili.
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Unakuta mdada katoboa pua, masikio, kidevu, kitovu lakini hajatoboa hata maisha
ukisikia matumizi mabaya ya matobo ndo haya
ukisikia matumizi mabaya ya matobo ndo haya
Mwinyi_ole_mushi
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Uchawi ni nini?
uchawi ni pale unapoenda kuomba kazi halafu boss wako anakuambia hakuna kazi maana hujapita jeshini wakati wewe jeshini ndo njia yako yako ya kila siku
uchawi ni pale unapoenda kuomba kazi halafu boss wako anakuambia hakuna kazi maana hujapita jeshini wakati wewe jeshini ndo njia yako yako ya kila siku
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Teacher: "Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?" Student: " Smo-king", Drin-king and Fuc-king"
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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said: "That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas."
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Unakuta unamtongoza demu leo, kesho inbox sms kibao anaomba hela,
mwambie dada nilikuambia nakupenda na sio umepata kazi
sipendagi unyonyaji
mwambie dada nilikuambia nakupenda na sio umepata kazi
sipendagi unyonyaji
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Wanaotumia wanakuja
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