Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Numbisa]

Scientist are still struggling to find out,why African women usually turn down Tv volume just to smell what is burning in the kitchen.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

I’m not a prophet, But I can confidently tell you that you still used last year's toothbrush to brush ur teeth this morning.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

It's a man's responsibility to feed the wife because the last time a woman fed a man, we all got chased out of the *garden of Eden*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

*Before you fall in love, test the strength of your heart by playing soccer bet with your school fees*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

*If She enters your room and skips the chair to sit on the bed, then she’s not a Virgin.*

In fact use Condom.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

*A car horn is used to warn people that danger is coming* *....that's why they use a lot of them when they're bringing a bride into* *your family*

_Some of these things you don't need degree to understand them_
I hope iam communicating with *wisdom*
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[Numbisa]

My brother I'm sorry to let you know that your girlfriend has already been in that car you keep calling "Your dream car" [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Until a man pays your dowry,you are single my sister

Some engagements are just subscriptions to free [emoji41]browsing [emoji41][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Arsene Wenger sacrificed his legacy to build the Emirates stadium, only for Lingard to come and be dancing in it every year[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Kirokonya]

Nothing hurts like when your girlfriend is looking for a boyfriend[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hatarrrr

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[Kirokonya]

He z a good fucker

*He knows when your period ends but*
*he doesn’t know your birthday?*
*My sister is your boyfriend a medical doctor?*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[Hawachi]

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😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

 

[Kirokonya]

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[Kirokonya]

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[Tee wife material]

Ex wangu leo kaupdate status yake ya watsap et "NILIOTEMBEA NAO WOTE[emoji39]MKAPIME[emoji19]"[emoji39][emoji39][emoji39][emoji39][emoji39][emoji39][emoji39][emoji39][emoji39][emoji39] Saizi nipo apa pa fundi nguo pana foleni sana[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Harusi sijui lini anapenda kushtukiza sana[emoji57][emoji57][emoji57]

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[Tee wife material]

Leo nimeenda kuchangia damu hospitalini,mara wananambia soda na biskuti zimeisha..!
Sa hii nipo zangu njiani na damu yangu kwenye blood bag naelekea nyumbani. Bora niwapelekee mbu take away..
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wala sijawahi vutaga bangi Mimi

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[MimiKijana]

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[Revelation]

Short ladies have disadvantages though,[emoji848][emoji848] unalala na dem mfupi usiku unaota ukifungua thermos, unakanyonga kanakufa [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji28][emoji28][emoji23]

Hivi wewe unavuta matawi gani?🤣[emoji23]🤣

 

[Kirokonya]

Hii kaliii

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