Kiingereza cha hakimu wa Sugu chazua gumzo twitter Kenya

[Decree Holder]

 

[Yamakagashi]

Hahahaha imebidi tu nicheke japo tunasemwa sie Watanzania

Wakenya bana sasa mlitaka Hakimu wetu apige majagon ya Lumumba ?? Kama ndio hivyo hiyo hukumu ingetoka baada ya miaka kumi kutoka sasa

 

[jingalao]

Mimi ninachojua mtu keshavaa magwanda ya rangi ya karoti!
Na wakulima wa Mbeya wameanza kuandaa mashamba.

 

[knock_knock]

Aisee

 

[valet de chambre]

So sad! That was from the Senior Resident Magistrate. What about Junior Resident Magistrate?

 

[macho_mdiliko]

Mngesindikiza na picha ya huyo ''ngumbaru'' ndio ingenoga! Haa! haa! haa! Ras Simba kuna kichwa hapa!

 

[englibertm]

Hivi hakuna mwenyewe picha ya huyu

 

[Kim Jong Jr]

Aibu gani hii

 

[macho_mdiliko]

Hivi hakuna mwenyewe picha ya huyu ngumbalu

Na shule, vyuo na kazi alizofanya. Kwa ujumla CV yake. Ni ni hukumu ''vunja mbavu'' kali sana!

 

[simplemind]

Mwanafunzi wa darasa la nne Kenya anamzidi hakimu kwa lugha ya malkia. Siamini macho yangu. Sentecing kweli au utani wa majirani.

 

[Koplo prof]

So mmesikia wale wa upande wa pili wamesema hukumu iliandikwa hotelini akiwepo mteule wa rais!. Labda iliandikwa na watu wasiojulikana, watu wenye mapenzi mema na Lumumba.

 

[nkese]

Ndo shida ya kukabidhi vilaza nafasi nyeti!.

Angekuwa mzima "upstairs" asingekubali SHINIKIZO la kijinga!

Ona aibu aliyoivuna!

Rufaa inapeta kiulaiini. The judgment is a scrap!

 

[Mr.Junior]

Wakenya Mungu anawaona, huku kwetu watu waliosoma sheria ndio vichwa wa English sasa kama mnamcheka huyo jaji mkiona English ya wakemia itakuwaje sasa?

 

[macho_mdiliko]

Mimi ninachojua mtu keshavaa magwanda ya rangi ya karoti!

Kali zaidi ni hapo alipoandika ''If he contract sickness, even not serious the country currecy must lose it is value'' Kumbe ndio maana shilingi yetu inaporomoka kila siku kwani bwana mkubwa hata akipata mafua tu inaporomoka! Asante sana hakimu!

 

[Kibwengo]

Duh

 

[the supporter]

Our country really needs prayers the current situation ain't pleasing at all.

 

[Jaji Mfawidhi]

Ile Hukumu Kaandika Amos Makala akiwa hotelini Mbeya, Mkanda upo alipanga kumfunga miezi sita sasa kajikuta anamfunga mitano.

Wazungu hasa USAD( ambao wanatupa condom bure, Wanawatairi wasukuma bure) ndiyo wamesema ile ni aibu kwa taifa kama hili kuua upinzani

 

[gatekeepertz]

THIS SENTENCE WAS WRITTEN BY MAGU AND HANDED DIRECT TO JUDGE FOR JUDGEMENT.

 

[Pohamba]

Cha nsingi Mtu kafungwa na kafungika na Mji wa Mbeya umetulia kinyume na matarajio Uchwara ya kuibuka Vurugu

 

[jembelamkono]

THIS SENTENCE WAS WRITTEN BY MAGU AND HANDED DIRECT TO JUDGE FOR JUDGEMENT.

You can't be serious!!!