Kiswahili: Methali, Vitendawili, nahau, Misemo n.k

[CharmingLady]

Popoo mbili zavuka mto charminglady

macho!
kitendawili. . . . mwalimu kaanguka wanafunzi wanashangilia!!!!!

 

[Watu8]

Kitendawiliiiiiiiii.......

"Babu akojoapo hupiga kelele..."

Sio kufika M.sh.i.n.d.o kweli?
Haya nawe sikupi mji nakupa Gesti.
Nenda.. Staili Kali G. House,
haya leta jibu watu8..

Hahahah Madame B umekosa bhanaaa...
Gesti siendi ila JIBU ni MVUA

 

[CharmingLady]

Kitendawili........... kengele mbili zimeungana na fimbo

mh,nimechemka nakupa mji nenda Mkuranga...

 

[Watu8]

macho!
kitendawili. . . . mwalimu kaanguka wanafunzi wanashangilia!!!!!

Hahaha hiki nacho kilikua famous sana utotoni
JIBU ni MAVI na NZI

 

[CharmingLady]

Moshi naenda...
Jibu ni Makalio, hiki kitendawili kilikua famous sana utotoni...

Kitendawiliiiiiiiii.......

"Babu akojoapo hupiga kelele..."

lakini me mbna nimekujibu hebu angalia ama hujaelewa nlitumia tafsida!

 

[CharmingLady]

Hahaha hiki nacho kilikua famous sana utotoni
JIBU ni MAVI na NZI

umepata, bna enzi hyo std 6 tulikuwa tunafundshwa na mwl mlemavu anatembea na magongo (RIP) bas mwanafunz m1 akatega hko kitendawili wee acha tuchapwe! mwl alifikir tunammaanisha yeye kwa vile anatembea na magongo kumbe ni kitendawil tu cha kawaida. . .

 

[CharmingLady]

kitendawili. . .
baba mmoja,mama mmoja, watoto weeeengi mpk hawahesabiki!

 

[Watu8]

Kitendawiliiiiiiiii

"Zilitazamana na mpaka sasa hazijakutana"

 

[CharmingLady]

Sio kufika M.sh.i.n.d.o kweli?
Haya nawe sikupi mji nakupa Gesti.
Nenda.. Staili Kali G. House,
haya leta jibu watu8..

hahaa! Madame B umewaza mbali. . .

 

[CharmingLady]

Sio kufika M.sh.i.n.d.o kweli?
Haya nawe sikupi mji nakupa Gesti.
Nenda.. Staili Kali G. House,
haya leta jibu watu8..

hahaa! Madame B umewaza mbali. . .

 

[Kaizer]

macho!
kitendawili. . . . mwalimu kaanguka wanafunzi wanashangilia!!!!!

Umepataaa......apo sasa mimi hola nikupe mji?

 

[Madame B]

kitendawili. . .
baba mmoja,mama mmoja, watoto weeeengi mpk hawahesabiki!

Dah! Mbona Kigumu?
Haya Nenda Ngende.
Leta jibu Charm.

 

[CharmingLady]

Kitendawiliiiiiiiii

"Zilitazamana na mpaka sasa hazijakutana"

jua na mwezi!

 

[Watu8]

jua na mwezi!

mmmh umekosa charminglady

 

[Kaizer]

Kaizer,
Huyo samaki namjua ila ana sura mbaya,mpaka ukimkaanga anakuangalia tu.

ila ni mtamu Madame B au sio........lol

 

[Madame B]

Kitendawiliiiiiiiii

"Zilitazamana na mpaka sasa hazijakutana"

Matairi ya Gari bhana.
Haya...
Kitendawiliii
Tumefanana kwa kila kitu ila ukituangalia tuko tofauti

 

[Watu8]

Kitendawiliiiiiiiii
"Zilitazamana na mpaka sasa hazijakutana"

Matairi ya Gari bhana.

AAh jibu ni KINGO ZA MTO

 

[Madame B]

ila ni mtamu Madame B au sio........lol

Yani ni mtamu sana ila raha ya kitu ukile kikiwa kizuri.
Hv Kaizer unamjua samaki Bunju?
Yule ndio funga Kazi.
Samaki ana balaa yule.
Ana hisia kama kidume.
Yani ukimgusa tu,huyo katuna,na vi-miba miba vile,
Dah!
Ananikoshaga hapo tu.

 

[Madame B]

Kitendawili........... kengele mbili zimeungana na fimbo

Platozoom Nakusemea kwa kaka, Unaongea Matusi.

 

[CharmingLady]

Umepataaa......apo sasa mimi hola nikupe mji?

nipe mji Kaizer!