Kiswahili: Methali, Vitendawili, nahau, Misemo n.k

[Madame B]

Mwalimu wangu Madame B ulikuwa unantafuta?

Huna lolote na wewe,
umekimbia Kibao Kata.
Come huku unasubiriwa haraka.

 

[CharmingLady]

umekosaaa, jibu ni tumbo na kitovu.
Kitendawiliii
ukoo wetu hatuishi safari

JIBU NI SIAFU...
KITENDAWILIIIIIIIIIIIIII
wazungu wawili wanachungulia dirishani!!!!!

 

[Madame B]

JIBU NI SIAFU...
KITENDAWILIIIIIIIIIIIIII
wazungu wawili wanachungulia dirishani!!!!!

Charm shost,
Tunakunywa Mtori bhana,
Hvi vitendawili sio mwake bhana.

 

[Kaizer]

Nakupa mji wa korogwe

Kha! Mamndenyi uchokozi gani huu?

 

[Kaizer]

Huna lolote na wewe,
umekimbia Kibao Kata.
Come huku unasubiriwa haraka.

Orait mi wala sijakimbia Madame B mwalimu wangu

 

[Madame B]

Orait mi wala sijakimbia Madame B mwalimu wangu

Wewee...
Utakosa vizuri kwa Uzembe wako.
Au nikupeleke nyumbani kwenye Kibao Kata?

Huko nako eti Utaogopa.

 

[CharmingLady]

Charm shost,
Tunakunywa Mtori bhana,
Hvi vitendawili sio mwake bhana.

pole mpenzi hahahaa......

 

[Madame B]

pole mpenzi hahahaa......

Asante Shost.

 

[Kaizer]

Wewee...
Utakosa vizuri kwa Uzembe wako.
Au nikupeleke nyumbani kwenye Kibao Kata?

Huko nako eti Utaogopa.

kokote tu....lol mi ntaenda...chezeya Mwalimu? lakini ukiniambie preference, ndo home kwanz aukanionyeshe kibao kata chachezwaje?

 

[Siri Sirini]

JIBU NI SIAFU...
KITENDAWILIIIIIIIIIIIIII
wazungu wawili wanachungulia dirishani!!!!!

umepataaa,
ngoja nikujibu huku nimeziba mackio, makamac puani, pttuuuu,
kitendawiliii
wakutanapo nh marafiki waachanapo ni maadui,
haya jibuni au mnasubiri mtoke lunch kwanza

 

[CharmingLady]

umepataaa,
ngoja nikujibu huku nimeziba mackio, makamac puani, pttuuuu,
kitendawiliii
wakutanapo nh marafiki waachanapo ni maadui,
haya jibuni au mnasubiri mtoke lunch kwanza

nimesahau ngoja nkamuulize mwalimu Madame B

 

[Madame B]

nimesahau ngoja nkamuulize mwalimu Madame B

Abeee...!!!
Shost asikuletee za kuleta huyo Kijino.

Jibu lake ni Binadamu na Kinyesi.
Unapoenda kujisaidia mnakuwa marafiki na Kinyesi.
Ila ukishamaliza haja tu,unaona Uchafu.

Kitendawiliii....!!!

 

[Siri Sirini]

Abeee...!!!
Shost asikuletee za kuleta huyo Kijino.

Jibu lake ni Binadamu na Kinyesi.
Unapoenda kujisaidia mnakuwa marafiki na Kinyesi.
Ila ukishamaliza haja tu,unaona Uchafu.

Kitendawiliii....!!!

tegaaaaaaaaa

 

[Madame B]

tegaaaaaaaaa

Bibi yangu yupo juu ya Matuta anapeta Ufuta

 

[CharmingLady]

Bibi yangu yupo juu ya Matuta anapeta Ufuta

shanga za kiunoni!
kitendawilii i i i
ukiona njigi utadhani njege ukinjona njege utadhani njigi. . . .

 

[Madame B]

shanga za kiunoni!
kitendawilii i i i
ukiona njigi utadhani njege ukinjona njege utadhani njigi. . . .

Jibu lako ni Ukiona Tui la nazi utadhani maziwa na Ukiona Maziwa utadhani tui la nazi.
Hivyo jibu lako ni Tui la Nazi na Maziwa

Jibu la kitendawili changu umekosaaaa.

Jibu lake ni Kope

 

[kitero]

umepata, kumbuka ukitoa jibu nawe unatega!

Tulisha sahau,zamani sana.ila ngoja nijaribu Mgaaga anaupwa..........

 

[felinda]

methali..Asiyefunzwa na ***** amsubirie mama wa kambo,,,,Mtaka cha uvunguni alikosa cha kitandani....Mchagua jembe hajajua faida ya trekta...Tenda wema upate diamond..,Asiyesikia la mkuu ujue kiziwi....kikulacho ujue kina meno.

 

[pepim]

Kozi mwana mandanda.................,ukiona zinduna................,bura yangu si..........

Kozi mwana mandanda, kulala na njaa kupenda.

 

[Madame B]

Tulisha sahau,zamani sana.ila ngoja nijaribu Mgaaga anaupwa..........

We kitero hiyo ni methali.

Ila jibu lake ni Hali wali Mkavu