Mndewa1
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- Sep 24, 2026
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Ten Holy Commandments of Mzee Punch
1) Thou shall not cut the queue (antilog) in the cafeteria
2)Thou shall not sit on "Mzee Punch's” high table (the first table at the entrance of Harvard cafeteria);
(3) Thou (Female students) shall not attend and partake in evening – 4:00 p.m. tea;
(4) Thou shall not wear shabby clothing such as slippers, shorts, etc. ("Malapa, Bukta, Msuli, Kanzu and Vibana-Mavi") in cafeteria;
(5) Thou (Female students)shall not entertain men from town;
(6) Thou (Male students)shall not entertain prostitutes (Kima cha Chini - KCCs);
(7) Thou (Female students) shall not vie/seek academic favours from lecturers ("Maksi za Chupi") and thou (male students) shall avoid sexually harassing female students ("Uh+++");
(8) Thou shall always attend and support students’ Meetings called for by the Students Union ("Kunji");
(9) Thou shall ‘stone’/discipline Older students who were usually employees from government intuitions ("Chua Kachara") to ‘death’ if they betray you; and
(10) Thou shall not seek to find or research on the identify of "Mzee Punch."
1) Thou shall not cut the queue (antilog) in the cafeteria
2)Thou shall not sit on "Mzee Punch's” high table (the first table at the entrance of Harvard cafeteria);
(3) Thou (Female students) shall not attend and partake in evening – 4:00 p.m. tea;
(4) Thou shall not wear shabby clothing such as slippers, shorts, etc. ("Malapa, Bukta, Msuli, Kanzu and Vibana-Mavi") in cafeteria;
(5) Thou (Female students)shall not entertain men from town;
(6) Thou (Male students)shall not entertain prostitutes (Kima cha Chini - KCCs);
(7) Thou (Female students) shall not vie/seek academic favours from lecturers ("Maksi za Chupi") and thou (male students) shall avoid sexually harassing female students ("Uh+++");
(8) Thou shall always attend and support students’ Meetings called for by the Students Union ("Kunji");
(9) Thou shall ‘stone’/discipline Older students who were usually employees from government intuitions ("Chua Kachara") to ‘death’ if they betray you; and
(10) Thou shall not seek to find or research on the identify of "Mzee Punch."