Kuna lugha tano za mapenzi, unaijua ya mpenzi wako?

[Thad]

Nakubaliana na hoja kwa asilimia zote.

 

[Atoto]

What women wants?...

wanawake kila siku wanasema wanataka hiki wanataka kile
hawapendi hiki au kile......

hawajali kuhusu nini wanaume hawapendi au kutaka

its all about them

You cant be serious!! Nafikiri wanawake wanaongoza kwa kusema nini wanaume wanataka kuliko hata wanaume wenyewe.

 

[Zurie]

Tupo mstari mmoja hawa viumbe hata wao hawajui wanataka nn sasa mimi nitajuaje?

Nyie ndo mkiwa na wapenzi wenu mnatoa hadi machozi. Huu ubabe wa jukwaani tumeuzoea tangu babu Seya anaingia gerezani.

 

[Heaven Sent]

You cant be serious!! Nafikiri wanawake wanaongoza kwa kusema nini wanaume wanataka kuliko hata wanaume wenyewe.

Na kufundwa tunafundwa kila siku kwa ajili yao hadi tumechoka, wao akhuu

 

[ager de don]

Huu uzi wadada watachangia sana

 

[Atoto]

Na kufundwa tunafundwa kila siku kwa ajili yao hadi tumechoka, wao akhuu

Si ndio hapo sasa, yaani hadi tunalipia makungwi kwa ajili yao hawaoni tu!! Selfish creatures.

 

[Antonio de Guzman]

Ni ujumbe mzuri sana huu!

Nikioa ntautendea kazi

 

[madia madia]

Iko powa sana

 

[madia madia]

Nakutoka out pia siku moja moja

 

[jimmyfoxxgongo]

Nyie ndo mkiwa na wapenzi wenu mnatoa hadi machozi. Huu ubabe wa jukwaani tumeuzoea tangu babu Seya anaingia gerezani.

Niamin mm kweli wanawake wengi wanaondoka sana mikononi mwangu kwa tabia za kuwapigia simu tu nikitaka mchezo sipo romantic hata kidogo na hii inachangiwa sana na kazi ninazofanya nipo busy always sio usiku sio mchana sio weekend

 

[Zurie]

Nikioa ntautendea kazi

Hadi uoe?
Kwanini usianze sasa?

 

[grand gazelle]

Lugha ya kugusana hua inanikosha zaidi

 

[Heaven Sent]

Niamin mm kweli wanawake wengi wanaondoka sana mikononi mwangu kwa tabia za kuwapigia simu tu nikitaka mchezo sipo romantic hata kidogo na hii inachangiwa sana na kazi ninazofanya nipo busy always sio usiku sio mchana sio weekend

Ubusy mwingine mnazidishaga aisee, hamna asili ya kujali wenzenu so mnaucover kuwa busy. Mtu anayekujali hata awe busy vipi, atatafuta tu hata dakika akujulie hali. Afu mtu anayekujua upo busy, a minute to her means a lot. Jitahidi hata muda unavaa soksi na viatu mpigie mwenzio weka loud speaker msalimie. Kama unaweza ukatafuta muda juu chini ukiwa na genye, basi tafuta na muda pia umsalimie mwenzio. No smart woman atasettle na mtu anayemtafuta tu kisa genye

 

[jimmyfoxxgongo]

Ubusy mwingine mnazidishaga aisee, hamna asili ya kujali wenzenu so mnaucover kuwa busy. Mtu anayekujali hata awe busy vipi, atatafuta tu hata dakika akujulie hali. Afu mtu anayekujua upo busy, a minute to her means a lot. Jitahidi hata muda unavaa soksi na viatu mpigie mwenzio weka loud speaker msalimie. Kama unaweza ukatafuta muda juu chini ukiwa na genye, basi tafuta na muda pia umsalimie mwenzio. No smart woman atasettle na mtu anayemtafuta tu kisa genye

Nadhani kama ni simu mpaka wanachoka ila ile habari ya kufuatana kama kumbikumbi ndo issue

Nawatext sana na calls sana coz wapo kadhaa

 

[Heaven Sent]

Nadhani kama ni simu mpaka wanachoka ila ile habari ya kufuatana kama kumbikumbi ndo issue

Nawatext sana na calls sana coz wapo kadhaa

Eeh hongera sana.

 

[sumbai]

Lugha yangu ileeeeeee.....

Zimebaki siku chache mwaka uishe na lugha ibadilike

 

[Godsake]

???

 

[ze-dudu]

izo nazitoleaga nikiwa juu ya kifua chake basi

 

[Mgeni wa Jiji]

Ila usikute kuna mtu anaongea zote izo na bado ni mkalimani wa nyingine nyingii za dunia ya kifilipino huko [emoji3][emoji3]

 

[Neybright]

Nadhani kama ni simu mpaka wanachoka ila ile habari ya kufuatana kama kumbikumbi ndo issue

Nawatext sana na calls sana coz wapo kadhaa

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