Kuna mtu huwa anaelewa Kingereza cha Nigeria?

[ShesRise_1]

Kwanza nicheke 😁😁
Kuna hawa majirani zangu sijui wachezaji wana tafuta team ya kucheza wakiongea wana kelele🙌

Kila kitu mwisho kina neno yoooo oooh heh😄 hatari sana

 

[binti kiziwi]

Ulishamsikia mNigeria anatamka neno "throughly" ? 😥

Sijawahi, lazima iwe kasheshe 😅

 

[Wisle]

Waingereza tofauti yao ni accent zaidi, Adele akiongea kukiwa na subtitles utaelewa hao Wa Nigeria hata mfano Burna boy akiimba na subtitles bado kuelewa ni mtihani.

Mfano ni huu wimbo wa 2face “See me so”

Oh, oh, yea, yea
Yea
Oh, oh, yea, yea
As you see me so oh
I no send, I no send you oh
Yea, yea
As you see me so, I no send you oh (I no send you oh)
But that one no mean say I no dey wish you well oh
I mind my own business and I don't give a shit!
But I still dey feel you oh
'Cause we are one in the same one struggle, hustle, bustle
'Cause without you, there'll be no one to call my brother
I say without you, there'll be no one to call my neighbour
I say without you, there'll be no one to show I care
Oh, with you there'll be no me
That's why I say
I don't want you to look at me like a stranger (I'm not a stranger)
I don't wanna come across to you like just another nigga (just another nigga)
I know you cannot trust nobody, but you have to trust someone
Oh, that is why I want you to see me as your brother

 

[Joanah]

Sijawahi, lazima iwe kasheshe 😅

Ni kichekesho katika namna ya kukera 😂

 

[denoo G]

Sikipendi, kinaumiza kichwa.

 

[Auz]

Kingine kinachochanganya ni cha Jamaica

 

[Hulda-Tamarri]

Wetin be dis wanapenda haya maneno sijui yana maana gani sasa akiongea mimi wananikera na kupenda kuongeza ooo kwenye kuongea nakereka sana

What kind nonsense be this one? Abeg ooo
Oya leave me alone, bikoo! 😀😀😀

 

[Hulda-Tamarri]

Neno “ask” wanatamka “aksi”

🤔

My friend, how far?

 

[Atropine]

Nilikuwa na Mwingereza mmoja,sasa rikakutana na Mnaijeria atupe maelezo flani, anamaliza kuongea jamaa ananiuliza huyo jamaa alikuwa anaongea lugha gani? Nikamwambia kingereza, alishangaa sana maana yeye hakuelewa chochote

Umenichekesha sana master.
Nimecheka mpaka mbavu zinauma 😂😂😂
Wanaigeria na Wahindi kiingereza chao ni takataka.

 

[binti kiziwi]

My friend, how far?

See!


How did they come up with that, and not implying “how far” literally 😅

 

[mlevi sugu]

"beby i love woh,oga you so sweet oh i gonna tell mama and papa"i gonna buy keke for you nuh

 

[mlevi sugu]

Mpare akiongea kingereza ni kama babu mzee ambaye hana meno

 

[Makanyaga]

Hivi kuna mtu tofauti na raia wa Nigeria wenyewe huwa anaelewa English ya Nigeria? Mimi huwa sielewi Kingereza wanachozungumza Wa Nigeria hasa wa mtaani au wanamuziki na comedians wao wengi.
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Ni Naijoria; siyo Naijeria

 

[King Kong III]

Umesahau wajamaica na "Patwa" yao.

Pon de mi table likka fi mi phone....si don wi mi bway.

 

[Yoda]

Hata wakenya kusema kweli kiswaenglish chao kinakera.

Ni shida yetu waafrika hiyo, utambulisho hatuna. Lugha zetu hatujui, na lugha za kikoloni pia hatujui, tunazichanganya.

Na hapa tz huo upumbavu umeanza, hasa kwa wanawake. Kiswahili hawajui, wanachanganya na kiingereza ambacho hawajui pia.

Wakenya wengi wanazungumza Kingereza, lugha za makabila yao na Kiswahili lakini kisicho fasaha sana. Hawa Waswahili wa bongo ni kero na vituko kwa sababu hawajui kabisa Kingereza(kuzungumza au kusikia) lakini wanalazimisha kuchanganya maneno.

 

[Yoda]

Umesahau wajamaica na "Patwa" yao.

Pon de mi table likka fi mi phone....si don wi mi bway.

Nilifikiri Jamaica wanazungumza Creole!

 

[King Kong III]

Nilifikiri Jamaica wanazungumza Creole!

Yes Jamaican Patois ni mojawapo ya Creole.

 

[Yoda]

Yes Jamaican Patois ni mojawapo ya Creole.

Hiyo nayo ni English?

 

[King Kong III]

Hiyo nayo ni English?

Ni Jamaican Slang.

 

[Boutafrica]

Ile English ya 50 cent aisee...jamaa anaongea utadhani kabwia bakuli la mlenda