KUTOKA KWA KING MSWATI: Kwenu wadadaz wa JF.

[Arushaone]

Hivi wewe Arushaone una watoto kumshinda mhe watu8?

Sijasema hivyo mkuu, hata muulize kitinda mimba wake Ladymasa kama mimi naweza shindana na ba'mkwe wangu watu8

 

[Eiyer]

lenu moja ndio umletee umati wa watoto? akipika nyama kilo moja mchuzi aweke lita ishirini ili utoshe......bora hata Kaizer mwenye wake wengi coz kila mtu analea alicho create

Nimekukumbuka sana...........

 

[Paloma]

Etiiiiiiiii?babe soso asijue?ngoja ninyonyeshe mie nisijesutwa!

na kweli...maana kabebi katakuwa hakaongezeki coz mama mpashpash kwelikweli ...............
mpe big kiss from me

 

[Eiyer]

ndio mimi hapa...

Mkuu kwema?

Sikujua kama ni wewe mheshimiwa katibu!!

 

[Paloma]

Sweetie .............!!!!!

paroko..................unanitega?!?!?!

ntakufungia novena.........ohoooooooooo

 

[Passion Lady]

Excel ni nani?

Ndio mchumba wa uliemuota na juzi tumeshuhudia akimuingejiment!leo baba paroko nawe umemuota,makubwa!

 

[Arushaone]

Unataka kusema ilikuwa ya Bishanga

. . . . Au ya Mungi ama Filipo?

charminglady jibu please.

 

[Lady doctor]

Nilikuwa KING MSWATI IV enzi zangu, naomba sana kama kuna aliye na mwanangu anipe sasa. Nimejadiliana na mke wangu Lady doctor tumeona tuko tayari kuanzisha ALCC. (Arushaone-Lady doctor Children Center).

Naanza na Mamndenyi Madame B Blaki Womani

hao wako wakisha kuja naomba Vin Diesel Bishanga na Chimbuvu waje wabebe watoto wao honey sasahivi ni zamu ya kulea watoto wako

 

[Down To Earth]

Mkuu kwema?

Sikujua kama ni wewe mheshimiwa katibu!!

umeniita hapa, nimeitika, niambie sasa shida ni nini!

mimi ni katibu wa nini?

 

[Passion Lady]

na kweli...maana kabebi katakuwa hakaongezeki coz mama mpashpash kwelikweli ...............
mpe big kiss from me

Hahahaaaa!haya bana nimekadouble kisses kabisa lol!

 

[Paloma]

Unasemaa..? :mimba: inakusumbua sana hii kitu mke wangu.. Ngoja nikubebee kiroba cha udongo leo..

mhmhhhhh..............bado nna mafindofindo na mafua!
hapa chicken salad ya subway na pilipili kibao ndo inapanda!!!

 

[Passion Lady]

umeniita hapa, nimeitika, niambie sasa shida ni nini!

mimi ni katibu wa nini?

Kamuota mchumba ako,afu huyo mchumbaako katoroka unyago yupo jf mmu bar!nimemuona!

 

[CharmingLady]

. . . . Au ya Mungi ama Filipo?

charminglady jibu please.

NImesema jamani ni ya my hezbend, mbona mnataka kunivunjia ndoa????

 

[Arushaone]

Arushaone i am watching you! Kuwa kwangu mjumbe wa kamati ya katiba hainizuii kuchunga mali zangu.
The secretary embu panda shabiby sasa uje dodoma.

Of course I know you are watching but why Shabiby? Y not PIPA?

 

[Miss Neddy]

Wewe c mwali we mtt,huku watafuta nn,ina maana umemtoroka kungwi?ndoa itakushinda nakwambia we mtt wa pacha angu,rudi ndani fasta kabla sijatuma dereva aje akuchukue na trekta coz magari mengine yapo gereji!

hahahahahahah niache nipunge kaupepo bwana mamiii

 

[Eiyer]

paroko..................unanitega?!?!?!

ntakufungia novena.........ohoooooooooo

Hicho kigugumizi chako tu .....dahhhh!

Hebu nihurumie aiseee!!!!!

 

[Lady doctor]

Mamndenyi mke wangu Lady doctor ana mapacha wachanga, ni kwamba tumeamua damu yangu isipotee bure!

Nipe wanangu!!

na nina mimba nyingine ya mapacha yaani bandika bandua.... Na huu ndio urithi wangu kutoka kwa mama measkron na daddy watu8

 

[Passion Lady]

hao wako wakisha kuja naomba Vin Diesel Bishanga na Chimbuvu waje wabebe watoto wao honey sasahivi ni zamu ya kulea watoto wako

toooobaaaa roho yangu!kuuumbeeee pacha?

 

[Arushaone]

Wangu walivyo wengi hadi mmojawapo nimemuoza huyo Arushaone

Thats true bamkwe, my regards to measkron, my mama in-law.

 

[Eiyer]

umeniita hapa, nimeitika, niambie sasa shida ni nini!

mimi ni katibu wa nini?

Wewe si katibu wa Bunge?