Kwa waliokojoa kitandani tu!!

[asubuhi sana]

Yaani ilikuwa kila nikiota Niko juu ya jabali nakojoa mkojo unashuka hadi raha ...weeee kumbe ndo unakojoooooaaaa aiseee.. Nachokiamini mkojo huwa mwingi sjui kwanini

 

[mashomoro]

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] jf bwana.

 

[Joseverest]

Nilikuwa natengwa mbaya kisa tu Kojo

 

[bigmind]

Mimi nilikuwa stadi kwelikweli..! Nilikuwa najigeuza nakojoa kwa braza bmkubwa akija asubuhi brother ndiyo anakula kichapo..!

Nikiambiwa ni mimi nalia ile mbaya huku nikikomaa sijakojoa mimi, sasa siku moja nikamkojolea broo nyuma mbele kwenye mship dodo wake ukawa hapajaloana ile muda kidogo bmkubwa kaja kutuamsha akajua mchezo nilikula makofi ya matako mpaka leo sijawahi kojoa tena..!

Why nilikuwa nakojoa nilikuwa naogopa kuamka sababu ya PANYA walikiwa wanazurura wengi usiku.

 

[Atoto]

Aiseeee nimecheka sana, kuna siku nilikunywa maji sana(napenda maji tangu mtoto) ila nilikuwa najiepusha kunywa maji mengi usiku. Sasa hiyo siku tukawa tunafanya mashindano ya kunywa maji na kaka yangu. Nikanywa maji hadi tumbo likauma.

Nikalala na mama siku hiyo, usiku nikaota nakojoa kichakani kumbe nakojoa kitandani, nilistuliwa tu na kofi na mama. Yaani asubuhi ni full kuchekwa. Since that day nikawa makini sana kutokunywa maji mengi usiku.

 

[Miss Natafuta]

Aisee nimecheka kama mwehu.....! Yaani unaota mnacheza mpira halafu unaamua kuacha kucheza unaenda pembeni unakojoa ukija kushtuka uko kitandani!

ndoto ya kukojoa kitandani huwa tamu sana halafu real.mbaya zaidi mkojo wote ukishaisha ndo unashtuka

 

[RRONDO]

Aiseeee nimecheka sana, kuna siku nilikunywa maji sana(napenda maji tangu mtoto) ila nilikuwa najiepusha kunywa maji mengi usiku. Sasa hiyo siku tukawa tunafanya mashindano ya kunywa maji na kaka yangu. Nikanywa maji hadi tumbo likauma.

Nikalala na mama siku hiyo, usiku nikaota nakojoa kichakani kumbe nakojoa kitandani, nilistuliwa tu na kofi na mama. Yaani asubuhi ni full kuchekwa. Since that day nikawa makini sana kutokunywa maji mengi usiku.

Kinachinishangaza kwanini ilikuwa lazima tuote? Yaani kama sio mgonjwa lazima uote unakojoa tu ukojoe kitandani. Watoto wote kesi hio hio unaota.

Nafikiri kizazi chetu hatutawachapa hovyo watoto wakikojoa kwasababu tunaelewa kinachowasibu.

 

[Moustpher]

kukjoa ktandan hakukuwai kumuacha mtu salama. mi nlkjoa ugenini nlpstuka ckjua ni saa ngap ila ckulal tena mpk asubuhi nltamn kua mchawi ili niukaushe mkojo kichawi.[emoji56][emoji56]

 

[stable woman]

mikojo ya kitoto inanukia ubwabwa ubwabwa[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]

Hahahaaa sijui kwanini!??

 

[stable woman]

Walikuwa wananitishia kunifunga chura shingoni.

Hahaaa uwiii! Mbavu zangu chura ili usikojoe?

 

[stable woman]

Mi nimeuachia adi nikiwa std 7 dadeki!… ila std 7 nilkua nauachia mara moja moja na nilkua nikiamka namaindi kinoma

Duh ulikua unakunywa maji nini kabla ya kulala unapiga lita nzima!

 

[stable woman]

kukjoa ktandan hakukuwai kumuacha mtu salama. mi nlkjoa ugenini nlpstuka ckjua ni saa ngap ila ckulal tena mpk asubuhi nltamn kua mchawi ili niukaushe mkojo kichawi.[emoji56][emoji56]

Hahaa ugenini tena? Ikawaje kulipokucha?

 

[greater G]

Aiseee,enzi hizo ilikuwa hatareeee sana[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12]

 

[Mugare]

Duh ulikua unakunywa maji nini kabla ya kulala unapiga lita nzima!

Hahahaa[emoji2] [emoji2] yani hata kama nilkua nikinywa bilauri(nowdays glass) ila hakukuchi salama lazma niharibu! sijui ulkua ugonjwa nashindwa kuelewa

 

[mjingamimi]

Ukishajua umelimwaga.SAA 11 alfajiri upo macho.

 

[Asprin]

Babu hadi mimi hapa my ribs get trembling immediately

Pole sana... this fellow remembered me days many much...

 

[Asprin]

hahaha *****

Tupe uzoefu wako wa kulimwaga kojo utotoni. Mi nimelimwaga mpk darasa la sita *****

 

[Maxmizer]

Hahahaaa sijui kwanini!??

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[mjingamimi]

Ubaya wa kulimwaga.ni kuambiwa toa godoro nje likakauke.
Alafu nje kuna kademu unakapenda kinoma.na mother kakomaa ulitoe muda huo huo.
My brother unaweza ukazimia.

 

[stable woman]

Ubaya wa kulimwaga.ni kuambiwa toa godoro nje likakauke.
Alafu nje kuna kademu unakapenda kinoma.na mother kakomaa ulitoe muda huo huo.
My brother unaweza ukazimia.

Duh wewe ulikojoa hadi umri wa kujua mademu! [emoji15] au zilikua aibu za kivulana tu