Leo nimemnywesha haja ndogo shemeji yenu mpenda kula

[Analyse]

Tofauti yako na wao, ni kaniki au kupaa usiku. Ila intentions mnafanana

 

[Palina]

roho mbaya tu,

 

[Hornet]

Kwamba huyo mtu afikishe mpaka puani asisikie harufu?

Labda wote wendawazimu

 

[Sharamdala]

Hanaga mambo mengi ye akifika gheto huwa ni kuparamia kila kinacholiwa ndio mambo mengine yaendelee

Last time aliparamia kila kilichokuwa mbele yake kama msukule,mimi huwa sipendi kumsimanga mtu kuhusu vyakula ila niliona kazima nimkomeshe, asubuhi nimekojoa kwenye kopo la grand malt nikijua leo anakuja.

Kama niliota,alivyokuja tu akaparamia grand malt yangu chapa mkojo akapiga funda moja,sekunde nyingi akaicheua na kukunja uso kama amemeza shubiri.
Mkojo wa mtu mzima sio mchezo

Nilitaka kucheka ila nikakausha tu,mission possible

Haya yote ni sababu last time alibugia pombe yangu kama kunikomoa

Mlevi mlie chakula chake ila sio kuchezea pombe yake

Kahh!!siku mtakuja kuuana Shauri yenu

 

[Sharamdala]

Kwamba huyo mtu afikishe mpaka puani asisikie harufu?

Labda wote wendawazimu

Pwagu na pwaguzi

 

[Chupayamaji]

Hii post inanivuruga sana kichwa Mimi.

 

[Omerta]

Disgusting,that was unnecessary- kamwandani kangu nilikuwa nampeleka chako ni chako anakula vyuku mpaka anafungua zipu za gauni ili kurelease mbanano wa kushiba and I was happy about it

 

[Crocodiletooth]

Una roho mbaya angalia usije mtegea kinyesi

 

[Binadamu Mtakatifu]

Kheeeeeee wewe uchomwe na gas tena taifa gas sio kwa kojo 😂😂😂 jiandae kurogwa

 

[dr namugari]

Mm nitakupa kiza Changu before New year Kuna jimama nililialika lije tuenyoy kimtindo na Kisha kuachiaa tunda bas likaja akadai kuwa nimnunulie k vant ndogo bia azitaki nikaona fresh ,bas nikawa nimefanya kosa kubwa kwani mm nilipazwa kununua hyo kumbwa nzima tupige wote in case ikibaki Ni faida tu kwangu .bas alivyo piga hyo na mm nikawa napiga yangu akamaliza nikaona Anaanza kuongea Sana nikaona huyu tayari ngoja nikapeleke nikamparue ,nikamzogeleea nilivyo mzogoleaa ananimbia eeh usinishike unanishakashikaje akasema uwe na adabu mm nimekuja hapa kunywa tu siyo unacho fikiria wee Tena toka hapa dah nikaona hapa viazi nikakubali kuwa yaishe akakaha Kama dakika 10 hv aongei kma amemaindi kwa vile mm Ni mdgo kwake Basi nikamuomba anipishe mm nilalale zangu hvyo naomba uondoke akasema kanifungulie mlango tukatoka wote kimya kimya bila kuongeleshana niakfungia getti akasepa ..nimekah zangu najilaumu nimeshi ndwa kuntafuta mtu wa maan nakuja kuangika na mijiamam

Baada ya daki kumi na tano akaipiga aksema nenda kaniongezee k vant ndogo nikasema POA ngoja niende akasema acha mlango wasi ningiee mm hyo chapu kwa mangi nikachukuwa vant na energy ndogo nikarudi nikakupa amekaa nikafungua kvant bas nikaminia kweny glass yake nikampa akampokea akasema kvant huwa amiminiwi mtu ,Basi akapiga fundo nikaona ananzakuchojoa nguo zake kupunguza nikaona hili like tayri SAS kuliwa nikamzogeleea pale nikamshika mgongo hajamaind Wala nikau Lock vile tudude vinavyo shikilia shidiria yake chapwaa maziwa haya Happ shika shika nikaona ngoja nilizishe boro Happ Happ ,nikanyanyuwa miguu yake Kisha nikavua tight yake hyo nikaweka boro niakanza kuchochea ananlamika namuumiza Mara hoo mboo kubwa ooh Mara nimfanye kdg yey uke mdgo bas akanisumbua sna na pmj nakupiga kelel sisizo za maana Basi Nika piga Cha kwanza Cha pili SAS nkakasema nalipeleka chumbani nikamkungute vzr nikaliomba kunyonya mkuyenge akagoma akasema hawezi bas nikaona fresh acha nipambane hvyo hvyo uzuri mzigo unasoma vzr 90 degree.ukizingatia vant na hyo azam kitu Ni joto hatari ...

Wakt naendele kumpambu akanza zile kero zake zizizo maaana Mara linalia kama mtoto nikamuambia anazingia majirani wanazikiaa wala ndio akazidisha na tayari hapo Ni saa Saba za usku nikaona hili jimama mbona anamambo ya kipumbavu HV.Kosa pia nililofanya Ni kumshika ndogo yake ndio akalamika Zaid na kupiga kelel kuwa nataka nimfiree dah niliona aibu kinoma nikaona acha niliache azije nijazia watu Happ na kuwamsha majirani mida ile

Nikatoka nikaelekea sebleni kwa hasira nikachukuwa k vant ile yangu nikaimalizia Kisha nikatuliaa ..nikakaona linakuja Kisha akingia chooni wakt anakojoa huko nikachukuwa ile kvant yake nikaikojolea nikatuliaa alvyo kuja tu akavakamiaa akapiga fundo la kwanza fresh la pili fresh la tatu akaniuliza hi kavta mbona imekuwa na Hali flani HV ....dah nikaona nimesandiwa Leo patachimbikaa akasema embu shika nikachukuwa nikachanganya kweny glass yangu na Kisha nikatulia akachukuwa yangu na kuinywa bila kunizingatia San Kama nitatumia hyo ya kwake Basi baada ya dakika tatu tu alileewa Zaid Hadi nikakanza kuogopa niakasema mbona Kama niaua leo Basi nikalitoa nikaliburuta Hadi chikukbani Tena kelel ziakanza Tena kwa upyaa nikasema kwenda nenda kwako Kweli nikalitoa Tena ..nje kwake na kwangu siyo mbali

Baada ya kumtoa nikaingia ndani akanza kupiga simu njoo kwangu nikupe ndogooo niakkambiaa wee unaapigakelel Sana [emoji38] akssema hamn bhan njoo Nina nyege njoo unifiree duh nikasima simu Kisha nikalala
Zangu

Asbh saa tatu akatuma msg nakusema sitaki mazoea futa namba zangu
Nami nikamjibu baridi ... period


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[Vishu Mtata]

Sawa mwenyekiti wa Vijana wa Hovyo.
Mr. VH

 

[To yeye]

We,kaka sijui una karoho gani....nyuz zako shows that....daaa

 

[Mtoto halali na hela]

Kwamba hakusikia harufu hata

 

[mdukuzi]

We,kaka sijui una karoho gani....nyuz zako shows that....daaa

To yeye usiniogope

 

[KISIWAGA]

Vipi denda mkuu

 

[Lovelovie]

Ukimchoka mwanamke kuna njia nyingi za kumuacha,hii imefanikiwa

Hanaga mambo mengi ye
akifika gheto huwa ni kuparamia kila kinacholiwa ndio mambo mengine yaendelee

Last time aliparamia kila kilichokuwa mbele yake kama msukule,mimi huwa sipendi kumsimanga mtu kuhusu vyakula ila niliona kazima nimkomeshe, asubuhi nimekojoa kwenye kopo la grand malt nikijua leo anakuja.

Kama niliota,alivyokuja tu akaparamia grand malt yangu chapa mkojo akapiga funda moja,sekunde nyingi akaicheua na kukunja uso kama amemeza shubiri.
Mkojo wa mtu mzima sio mchezo

Nilitaka kucheka ila nikakausha tu,mission possible

Haya yote ni sababu last time alibugia pombe yangu kama kunikomoa

Mlevi mlie chakula chake ila sio kuchezea pombe yake

Alivyokunywa huo mkojo amekufa au kuharisha?
Jiandae kulishwa mavi na damu za siku zake.

 

[To yeye]

To yeye usiniogope

Hapana unazingua...daa

 

[mdukuzi]

Alivyokunywa huo mkojo amekufa au kuharisha?
Jiandae kulivya mavi na damu za siku zake.

Unadhani atarudi tena?

 

[Lovelovie]

Unadhani atarudi tena?

Nikuulize we bwana ake.

 

[mdukuzi]

Nikuulize we bwana ake.

Hawezi kurudi so siwezi kunywa damu zake za hedhi