Mama BIG kiboko ya wanawake mavuvuzela

[Deodat]

Kama hayana mbona hamuwaiti hao mlowavika pete...tigo kitu kidogo we chagua tundu lililoko mwilini kwangu kisha litumie utakavyo ndo utaona mambo na utajua maana ya hayo maneno na utayatoa moyoni kwa gharama za kusaliti sakrament takatifu

Nimekubali wewe kweli stress remover!

 

[Mama Big]

Wapwaz and binamuz hapa mwaongelea nn? Ma Big achana nao hao njo Usalule tugeme ulanzi!

Kimey umechakachuliwa na da Sophy wa mburahati

 

[RR]

Sasa mt. Uncle Roya, unautakia nini huu moyo wangu mpaka unipe antidoti! ganzi ndo saizi yake.
Nimeadimika si nilikuwa kwenye shughuli za kitaifa.

Heheee....siuchukui moyo wako bana....nautibu na kukuachia....😎...

Pole kwa shughuli za kitaifa..

 

[TIMING]

Da Sophy anyone???

Where is asprin when you really need his wisdom!!

 

[Mama Big]

Nimekubali wewe kweli stress remover!

Deo afadhali we umekubali asante sana kwa kukubali kazi nzuri ya Mama Kubwa...unastahili zawadi

 

[The Finest]

Ni ngoje nini yena hapa? Mabomu ya machozi ya huyu laaziz wako mama B?

Huyu laaziz wangu tutadumu milele

 

[The Finest]

Da Sophy anyone???

Where is asprin when you really need his wisdom!!

If you only knew

 

[Mama Big]

Da Sophy anyone???

Where is asprin when you really need his wisdom!!

Athipilini...achipilini...aciplini anakazi uvinza kwa mjukuu wake

 

[Askofu]

Hv huyu Mama Big na yule dada nani vile?? Sophy sijui... Ni mapacha??

 

[Asprin]

Da Sophy anyone???

Where is asprin when you really need his wisdom!!

Asprin yuko martenity ward, anawahudumia kina mama...

 

[Mama Big]

Huyu laaziz wangu tutadumu milele

Ma love...honey the Finest the one and the only...mwambie haya madogo sana mbona

 

[KakaJambazi]

Ivi unategemea mwanaume atamwambia nungaembe eti huwa anamwita mkewe pia honey?

Ungekua japo na kauelewa kama kaharadani,usingekuja kujipigia mayowe.

Siku utakapokuja kuitwa BOSI na Machinga, kwa akili yako utakuja kuanzisha thredi mpya apa.

 

[Asprin]

Athipilini...achipilini...aciplini anakazi uvinza kwa mjukuu wake

Duh! Uvinza tena? babu hatumii chumvi, anaikontroo presha yake. Afu ukome, kwa mjukuu babu anapewa ugoro tu!

 

[Mama Big]

Hv huyu Mama Big na yule dada nani vile?? Sophy sijui... Ni mapacha??

Askofu bwana asifiwe naomba maji ya baraka na unifanyie maombi niendele kutoa dozi kwa hawa jamaa

 

[The Finest]

Hv huyu Mama Big na yule dada nani vile?? Sophy sijui... Ni mapacha??

Umeishanusishwa?

 

[KakaKiiza]

Mama Big bana umempata mwanaume mwenyewe mchovu basi unapiga mayowe weeeeee nakujiona wewe mjanja uje huku tukupe raha ya tope

Kwani TOPE lina raha??wakati watu akisikia tope hubadirisha njia?

 

[Kimbweka]

Asee nakutumia namba yangu haraka tuonane lloooooh

 

[Kimey]

Kimey umechakachuliwa na da Sophy wa mburahati

Ma big nimekoma crudi tena mburahati kwa Da sophy alichonitenda kikubwa! Nimemtoroka nipozangu usalule!

 

[Mama Big]

Maji marefu, havuki mama b hapa! There z nothn she does that I cant do to my man!

We Bigirita na kitambi chako si utaomba maji katikati ya shuguli wenzio wanaofika hupewa juithi na ndizi matunda kurudisha afya na maandalizi ya bao jingine

 

[Mama Big]

Ma big nimekoma crudi tena mburahati kwa Da sophy alichonitenda kikubwa! Nimemtoroka nipozangu usalule!

Kumbe da Sofy ameamua kutest kama silaha za maangamizi bado zinanguvu? Kumbe hakujua taifa kimey bado changa pole sana