Mambo Huangamia cha Chinua Achebe

[witnessj]

library lazima vipo tu
tafuta na hizi chuma
SEASON OF WAITING
HIS EXCELLENCY THE HEAD OF STATE
A MAN OF THE PEOPLE(kama haujakisoma)
Kama unapenda na vya kiswahili tafuta hizi chuma
USIKU UTAKAPOKWISHA
MFADHILI(jiandae kulia)
VUTA N'KUVUTE

Ngoja niviquote....vya kiswahili sivitaki[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

A man of the people nimekisoma...

Season of waiting bado nani author?

 

[Sir Khan]

His Excellency head of state

hii iko poa kaandika jamaa anaitwa Dan Safo
Huyu jamaa sijawahi kuona kitabu chake kingine,kama unakijua kishushe Mkuu

 

[naima4730]

A man of the people, beautiful one are not yet born, three suitors one husband,song of lawino and song of ocol, Mau mau war, building the national, balud of the land lord,eat more...........

Balad of the land lord

 

[Kanungila Karim]

Nakumvuka kwa mbali hii kitabu Luna sehemu nadhani ndo wamissionary walipofika na inteprter wao conversation yao ilikua hivi

Interpreter :and God send his son Jesus


Cjui ndo okonko :if he had son Jesus then what the name of his wife


Watu wakadata baada ya kuambiwa Mungu hana mke

Hahahahaha Onkonkwo bhana

 

[Kanungila Karim]

Ooh thanx....kila kitabu cha Ghana cha rais mla rushwa sijui ndo The beautiful ....ni nani mwandishi?

Ayi Kwei Armah

 

[Sir Khan]

Ila nakikubali kinoma yaani...eti Cunt, mara vagina....Amah ana mitusi

jamaa kasoma oxford university sijui ndo walimfundisha haya matusi!
huwa napenda pale the man kapanda basi kapitiwa na usingizi anatoka udenda watu wote wameshuka yeye kalala tu,basi konda anamjia juu
"you son of the bitch an article of no commercial value do you think this bus belongs to your grandfather?do you want to shit in this bus?
basi the man anaamka kutoka usingizini hajakaa sawa udenda unatoka jamaa anapangusa kwa mkono(kama kitoto) konda anawaka "country man,don't you have handkerchief too?
Jamaa yako anatoka bila kuongea kitu anafika mbele dereva wa tax anataka kumgonga kwa sababu ya kuzubaa halafu anageuka nyuma na kumpa jamaa yako tusi"moron of a frog,your mother's rotten cunt"
Jamaa yako kimya.

 

[Kanungila Karim]

A man of the people ni cha ngungi wa thiongo sijui??

Chinua Achebe

 

[Sir Khan]

Yaap mume wa Wangeci akijisifia title deed yake ya nusu heka

jamaa alikuwa hapendi kudharauliwa na suti zake za msaada.

 

[naima4730]

Novels and short stories

Tales of amadou koumba
Quartet
A walk in the night
House boy
The old man and the medal
The concubine
Sundiata:an epic of old mali
The three solid stone
Secret lives
Girls at war by chinua
Uncle tom's children

Plays
Trial of brother jero
The lion and the jewel
The swamp dwellers
Kinjekitile
Dillema of the ghost
Dedan kimathi
The govt inspector

 

[witnessj]

Chinua Achebe

Ok mkuu asante

 

[Kanungila Karim]

Ow!...asante sana kwa kunipa jina la huyu mwandishi...hivi nikivitaka hivi vitabu vyote nafanyaje, hata pa kuvinunua hapa Dar?

Amah ana matusi balaa kwenye kile kitabu, sema ni kitamu nacho wakina princess na mama yao wanakunywa imported beer not local ones!

Nenda Posta pale haukosi kitu andaa pesa yako tu

 

[witnessj]

Nenda Posta pale haukosi kitu andaa pesa yako tu

Pale nyuma ya Hyatt?

 

[Kanungila Karim]

A man of the people, beautiful one are not yet born, three suitors one husband,song of lawino and song of ocol, Mau mau war, building the national, balud of the land lord,eat more...........

Yaani unataja vitabu na mashairi

 

[Sir Khan]

Mfalme jua, zawadi ya ushindi, watoto wa mama ntilie, malenga wapya, kusadikika, lazima ufe joram, tutaludi na roho zetu,dar es salam usiku, mkono unanuka damu, nunda na vitabu vingine vingi vya kiswahili vilivyo niburudisha.

watoto wa mama ntilie nakikubali

 

[Kanungila Karim]

library lazima vipo tu
tafuta na hizi chuma
SEASON OF WAITING
HIS EXCELLENCY THE HEAD OF STATE
A MAN OF THE PEOPLE(kama haujakisoma)
Kama unapenda na vya kiswahili tafuta hizi chuma
USIKU UTAKAPOKWISHA
MFADHILI(jiandae kulia)
VUTA N'KUVUTE

Usiku utakapokwisha nakikubali kinoma

 

[Sir Khan]

Aaah Okonkwo alikuwa anajichosha tu, hata hakufaidi jasho lake mara aue akawa excel for good 7 solid years kwa sifa na mihasira yake...bora Unoka ni failure but kala bata na madeni juu[emoji23] [emoji23]

Kajifia hana presha, sasa okonkwo eti kajinyonga[emoji15] [emoji23]

hapo kwenye kujinyonga alipuyanga sana

 

[witnessj]

jamaa kasoma oxfore university sijui ndo walimfundisha haya matusi!
huwa napenda pale the man kapanda basi kapitiwa na usingizi anatoka udenda watu wote wameshuka yeye kalala tu,basi konda anamjia juu
"you son of the bitch an article of no commercial value do you think this bus belongs to your grandfather?do you want to shit in this bus?
basi the man anaamka kutoka usingizini hajakaa sawa udenda unatoka jamaa anapangusa kwa mkono(kama kitoto) konda anawaka "country man,don't you have handkerchief too?
Jamaa yako anatoka bila kuongea kitu anafika mbele dereva wa tax anataka kumgonga kwa sababu ya kuzubaa halafu anageuka nyuma na kumpa jamaa yako tusi"moron of a frog,your mother's rotten cunt"
Jamaa yako kimya.

Haaahaaa...umenifurahisha[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Dadeki wale watu walikuwa misukule asee!

Unajua maana ya huyo man dereva??


Unajua hao passengers ni wakina nani??

Na hilo bus ni nini??

Amah ni nyokoo asee

 

[Sir Khan]

A man of the people, beautiful one are not yet born, three suitors one husband,song of lawino and song of ocol, Mau mau war, building the national, balud of the land lord,eat more...........

three suitors noma sana

 

[witnessj]

hapo kwenye kujinyonga alipuyanga sana

Fala sana lile jamaa....eti kisa ukristo umeingia kijijini[emoji23] [emoji23] ....lishazoea kuua lile!

 

[Kanungila Karim]

hii iko poa kaandika jamaa anaitwa Dan Safo
Huyu jamaa sijawahi kuona kitabu chake kingine,kama unakijua kishushe Mkuu

DANNY B SAFO KORO