Dah umenikumbusha aisee hiyo episode ana kitabu best seller titled my horrible father...
Halafu alivyokuwa anakimbia akawa anasema
“the government is lame, god is dead and thanksgiving is about killing Indians” nlicheka sio kawaida[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]
umenkumbusha leo usiku ntarudia baadhi ya episode naipenda hii kitu sana...nahis i am weird
Morty: Morty Jr,! Smoking?!
That is not okay!
What are you gonna do -- ground me?
I can't go outside anyway!
Morty: So what?!
You could do things inside!
You could play guitar,
You could masturbate,
Morty Jr: I don't want to masturbate,
I want to conquer the planet!
Morty: Oh, here we go again!
You know, who do you think is gonna love you if you conquer the planet,
Morty Jr,?!
Morty Jr: Love -- that's all you care about!
What about weapons?!
What about domination of the enemy?!
Morty: All right, that's it -- no more History Channel!
This TV is for cartoons and video games only!
Morty Jr: I hate video games!
Morty: You take that back!
Give it to me!
Ugh!
I-I-I didn't mean --
I didn't mean that,
I didn't mean to do that,
I'm sorry,
Morty Jr: I can't take this anymore!
I'd rather breathe poison than live another minute with you!
Morty: No! No, no, no! Stop!
[ Breathing deeply ]
My life has been a lie!
God is dead!
The government's lame!
Thanksgiving is about killing Indians!
Jesus wasn't born on Christmas!
They moved the date!
It was a pagan holiday!