Maswali ya kijinga na majibu ya hasira. Ongeza na ya kwako

[okonkwo jr]

Mtu anakukuta unalia halafu anakuuliza mbona unalia?........jibu-kwa sababu sicheki.

 

[CleverKING]

Mtu anakukuta unakamuliwa jipu unapiga kelele kwa maumivu ana kuuliza linauma enhee! Unamjibu muhulize mkuu wa mkoa wa morogoro aliepigwa chini

Sio Mkuu wa mkoa wa Shinyanga?

 

[CleverKING]

Jamaa: We tumbo kubwa ivyoo af unaenda chooni na icho kikopo kidogo Ivyo????
Mchizi: kwani umeambiwa naenda kutawadha tumbo😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

Mkuu nisipo kupa LIKE nitakua mnafiki 😀😀😀😀

 

[Magisha]

Hahahahahah asante kiongoz

 

[CleverKING]

unakutana na mtu,anastuka na kukuuliza nilifikiri ulishakufa...unamjibu nilikufa nikafufuka

Mjibu "Ni kweli nilishakufa na wewe umekufa ndio maana tumekutana hapa Ahera.....Kuzimu"

 

[sajumo]

Mtu umemuuzi kakasirika kwa hasira anakupa nusu tisi
We fala nn
Jibu ni wewe tu ndio ulikua hujui

 

[Magisha]

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[Kipimbwe]

Anakukuta unasoma, anakwambia naona unasoma -- unamwambia nacheza

 

[elyeme]

Umejikwaa, unaugulia maumivu, alafu mtu anakuuliza umeumia, taratibu unamjibu hapana nimeliumiza jiwe

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[elyeme]

Upo mezani na muda wa chakula umefika, mtu anakuuliza, na wewe unakula? Wakati anajua toka asubuhi hujala, mjibu hapana, sina tumbo.

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[elyeme]

upo kamati kuu ya ccm mnajadili majina ya wagombea then mnakata la flani halafu anawauliza mnanikata? unamjibu hapana tunakubadilisha jina.

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Hahahahaaa hahahaaa uchokozi huo na muda ndio huu

 

[Chief Mwanamalundi]

Mtu Yupo geto, anauliza hii tv ni ya kwako?
Mjibu: ya kwako!

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[barakaglory]

Hahahahahaaaaa Tashtiti hizo..

Hahaha aseeh

 

[Jambazi]

Nimecheka sana.....

 

[femalepilot]

Mmepewa assignment ya group,siku ya Presentation umesogea mbele ili uliwakilishe group Lecturer anauliza Umekuja kupresent?....Hapana nimekuja kucheza mziki wa Awilo

Nimecheka hadi basi

 

[HERODE WA TANZANIA]

Nipo kwenye gari nasafiri, pembeni yangu kaka mdada mrembo, barabara inapita kwenye eneo la makaburi, yule dada anauliza, eti hayo ni makaburi eee? namjbu hapana hapo ni sokoni

 

[thatsit]

Jamani mm napenda majibu km haya lkn najikuta siko active katika kurespond, poor me!! ila leo nshajifunza watanikomaaaa[emoji23]

 

[Good Father]

Mdada: I will never sleep with a Muslim
Jamaa: pork is haram to Muslim[emoji23]

 

[Mitha]

Mtu anakupigia cm usiku sana , anakuuliza umelala [emoji4] mjibu nipo nje naota jua[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

 

[ukhuty]

8. Upo na demu room, mmeanza kuchezeana, kissing, romance nzito,. Umevua umebaki kifua wazi, ukambeba hadi kitandani. Unamvua nguo anakuuliza unataka kufanya&[HASHTAG]#8230[/HASHTAG];?
Nataka kwenda kufua

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