Maswali ya kijinga na majibu ya hasira. Ongeza na ya kwako

okonkwo jr · Apr 23, 2016

Mtu anakukuta unalia halafu anakuuliza mbona unalia?........jibu-kwa sababu sicheki.

CleverKING · Apr 23, 2016

bintishomvi said:
Mtu anakukuta unakamuliwa jipu unapiga kelele kwa maumivu ana kuuliza linauma enhee! Unamjibu muhulize mkuu wa mkoa wa morogoro aliepigwa chini

Sio Mkuu wa mkoa wa Shinyanga?

CleverKING · Apr 23, 2016

Magisha said:
Jamaa: We tumbo kubwa ivyoo af unaenda chooni na icho kikopo kidogo Ivyo????
Mchizi: kwani umeambiwa naenda kutawadha tumbo😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

Mkuu nisipo kupa LIKE nitakua mnafiki 😀😀😀😀

Magisha · Apr 23, 2016

Hahahahahah asante kiongoz

CleverKING · Apr 23, 2016

balibabambonahi said:
unakutana na mtu,anastuka na kukuuliza nilifikiri ulishakufa...unamjibu nilikufa nikafufuka

Mjibu "Ni kweli nilishakufa na wewe umekufa ndio maana tumekutana hapa Ahera.....Kuzimu"

sajumo · Apr 25, 2016

Mtu umemuuzi kakasirika kwa hasira anakupa nusu tisi
We fala nn
Jibu ni wewe tu ndio ulikua hujui

Magisha · Apr 25, 2016

PNC 1 said:
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Kipimbwe · Apr 25, 2016

Anakukuta unasoma, anakwambia naona unasoma -- unamwambia nacheza

elyeme · May 2, 2016

mchajikobe said:
Umejikwaa, unaugulia maumivu, alafu mtu anakuuliza umeumia, taratibu unamjibu hapana nimeliumiza jiwe

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elyeme · May 2, 2016

vitus juma said:
Upo mezani na muda wa chakula umefika, mtu anakuuliza, na wewe unakula? Wakati anajua toka asubuhi hujala, mjibu hapana, sina tumbo.

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elyeme · May 2, 2016

mgosi9 said:
upo kamati kuu ya ccm mnajadili majina ya wagombea then mnakata la flani halafu anawauliza mnanikata? unamjibu hapana tunakubadilisha jina.

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Elli said:
Hahahahaaa hahahaaa uchokozi huo na muda ndio huu

Chief Mwanamalundi · Apr 20, 2017

Mtu Yupo geto, anauliza hii tv ni ya kwako?
Mjibu: ya kwako!

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barakaglory · Apr 20, 2017

playboy babu said:
Hahahahahaaaaa Tashtiti hizo..

Hahaha aseeh

Jambazi · Apr 20, 2017

Nimecheka sana.....

femalepilot · Apr 20, 2017

mkomile said:
Mmepewa assignment ya group,siku ya Presentation umesogea mbele ili uliwakilishe group Lecturer anauliza Umekuja kupresent?....Hapana nimekuja kucheza mziki wa Awilo

Nimecheka hadi basi

HERODE WA TANZANIA · Apr 20, 2017

Nipo kwenye gari nasafiri, pembeni yangu kaka mdada mrembo, barabara inapita kwenye eneo la makaburi, yule dada anauliza, eti hayo ni makaburi eee? namjbu hapana hapo ni sokoni

thatsit · Apr 21, 2017

Jamani mm napenda majibu km haya lkn najikuta siko active katika kurespond, poor me!! ila leo nshajifunza watanikomaaaa[emoji23]

Good Father · Apr 21, 2017

Mdada: I will never sleep with a Muslim
Jamaa: pork is haram to Muslim[emoji23]

Mitha · Apr 21, 2017

Mtu anakupigia cm usiku sana , anakuuliza umelala [emoji4] mjibu nipo nje naota jua[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

ukhuty · Apr 21, 2017

merengo90 said:
8. Upo na demu room, mmeanza kuchezeana, kissing, romance nzito,. Umevua umebaki kifua wazi, ukambeba hadi kitandani. Unamvua nguo anakuuliza unataka kufanya&[HASHTAG]#8230[/HASHTAG];?
Nataka kwenda kufua

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