Mazingira gani ya hatari uliwahi kufanya mapenzi?

Mazingira gani ya hatari uliwahi kufanya mapenzi?

Roger Sterling said:
Here's my disgusting story, and the craziest far as I go.

I used to be cool with 2 broads at the same time, Ann and Jackie. Nasty cool just, nothing promised.

One day I'm chilling with Ann, movies and stuff, we didn't get to it tho. I get a call from Jackie, asking if it's cool to sin that evening. I said cool, so I figured a way to walk Ann outta the crib. Little my horny stupid self knew, Ann did read what was going on, but she kept her grill tight.

I walked Ann to the bus station. Usually I take her home, but I didn't have a luxury called time that evening. Came back to meet Jackie, and we got right to it like it was some conjugal visit, and she came late. In the middle of the race, I hear a knock on the door, it's unusual. Went to the door, it's Ann...b!tch. So I'm mad why the hell she came uninvited, and she goes..."who's in there?". I invited her for a menage-a-trois, and she took it offensively, it was offensive. Both got upset.

Short story longer, I took them to their homes, lame excusing my behaviour on the way that all I had with both was strictly fun, so I didn't owe them any explanation. They exchanged numbers and planned "a date" by themselves to debrief. Eventually, they both came back, updating how the other was talking dirt about a brother. To-date, we still chat every now and then. Jackie is in France for school, Ann works in UAE.

That's my story. My bad.
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hahahhahahaha Ann n Jackie must be remembering you, ...a man should have them as many as he can
 
MeruA said:
Duh mkuu unatufanya tufukue makaburi[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]pind nipo form one nmepanga getto mpangaji jiran akadata na mm dogo dogo huku ni mke wa mtu,sasa kugegedana kukavuka hatamu hata akiwepo mumewe tulitamani kupeana utamu,sasa akiingia kuoga bafuni huku mumewe yupo sebuleni anacheki tv mm nazama bafuni nakula mzigo huko huko,baadaye akili zilikuja nikaacha huo mchezo na jamaa wakahama nikawa salama

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Mkuu una hatari sana [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
 
Wrong Mr said:
Nakumbuka kipindi niko A level shule flani hivi Mbeya kabla haijawa ndani ya mkoa mpya wa Songwe.Ilikua mida ya saa mbili hivi mim na washkaji tunacheki TV dining hall kipindi cha likizo,wakati tunaendelea kucheki tv waliingia wasichana watatu walitokea bwenn kwao wakakaa mbele yangu kulikua na nafasi.Akili ikahama faster nkaanza kuwaangalia wale wadada..kati ya wale kulikua na mmoj ana msambwanda mkubw huyo ndo alinchangany kabsa mana ndo ugonjwa wangu huo af isitosh ni likiz na tumebaki wanafunz wachach tu akili ilipoteza uelekeo kabsa..nkajisemea, leo ngoj nijarib bahat yangu mana yule mdada anaogopw sana ni mboga saba huwezi muingia kwa gia ya pesa..nlichukua kizibo cha peni nkamrushia kichwan akageuka nkamfanyia kam ishar ya kumuita aliniangalia muda mrefu bila kufany chochot badae akainuk akanifata nlipokaa..hapo mapigo yanakimbia mbio balaa..nkamnong'onez twende mlangoni(mlango wa DH) akakubali tukasogea mlangon hapo hajaongea chocht..tulipofik kaanz kuniangalia nliogop sana..nkamuuliz mbon uko kimya kanambia nakuskiliz ww uliye niita..bila kuchelew nkaanz uongo wangu nkaongea wee mpak ukaish..yeye anaskiliz tu nlivo maliz nkatulia.akasem nifate..moyo ulipiga paa..nkaanz kumfata..akafik kweny kigiz flani akasimama nlipigwa na butwaa kwa muda af ikabidi nijiongeze nkamshik kiunoni kwa mikon miwil nkamvuta nkatafut shingo iko wapi nkaanz kuibusu na kuilamba taratb..kumb hisia zake zipo shingon bwan alianz kutetemek taratib..nkaon hapa itakua soo nkamshik mkon mpak nyuma ya jiko la shule kulikua na vinyas vdog dogo..nkavua koti langu la traki nkatandik chin tukakaa na kuendelea ku romance kichwan siamin kinachoendelea hisia zilimzd nkaanz kula mambo wakat naendelea kumbe pale palikua na sungusungu (wale wakubw weusi) wakaanz kunium kweny vdole lakin nlijikaz kam sisikii..nlivomaliz tu nkaon mwang wa toch unamulika kuja tulipo ikabid nimlalie bibie kwa juu ili asiuon akashtuk..kumb alikua ni mlizi anazunguk znguk..baada ya ule mwang kupotea nkamuomb tena bibie akaachia nkala tena nlimpa dozi vzuri mpak akaw kam kaganda hiv japo kwa woga wa kufumw..baada ya muda tukarudi DH hakuna mtu kumb muda wa kulal ulishafik kuchek saa ni saa nne na dakik 45 mwish ulikua saa nne na nusu..ikabid akimbie harak bwenn kwao ni nkaend bwenn kwetu..kumbe lile traki lilibaki na udongo wa tope tope mgongon ko kila mtu kweny cube yetu alijua leo nlikula mzigo isitosh nmechelew kuingia..nlijikun san miwasho ya sungusungu..sitasahau asee
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denis fourplux said:
Sitasahau milishafanya sehemu hatarishi kama 3...nlisha mbanjua mtoto wa kaka angu wa kike kipindi niko form 5 yeye yuko form 3...nilingegeda chumbani kwa bi mkubwa alienda fanya usafi...
2..nilimgegeda demu wa bro wangu kwao mama ake alikua anarudi usiku sana kama sa 4 ...na ilkua n mwaka juzi..kulikua na tatizo la umeme kukatika dar unarudi jioni sa 1 nkawa nazama napiga mambo uku bro akija anajisifia kwangu ajui
3..kijijin kwa bibi kilioni nilimgegeda binamu yangu alipo niomba nimsindikize kisiman nkaona nsilaze damu nkamaliza mambo kwenye kichaka
4..school tour i nlijipigia mzigo kweny gari watu wote walishuka kwenda kuogelea m nkabaki na mtoto nkajilia mzigo na wakat wa kurudi tulikaa nyuma kabisa akawa amevua chupi mpk tunafika school sa 3 usiku nlikua nimebambia uku nakula nyama kiulaini
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Mmmmh sio kwa mabalaa haya mkuu
 
likandambwasada said:
NAKUMBUKA WAKATI NIPO FORM 5 NILIMLA MKE WA MWALIMU KWENYE SHAMBA LA MINAZI LA SHULE. ALIINAMA, AKASHKA MNAZI AKAPEWA VITU. AKANIZOESHA HUO MCHEZO NA PUNYETO NIKAACHA MANA ILIKUWA SHULE YA BOYS.

KWA HYO KARIBU KILA SIKU JIONI MIDA YA DINER ILE SAA 12 KIGZA KINAINGIA TUNAKUTANA HAPO SHAMBA, YEYE ALIKUWA ANAMUAGA MUMEWE SJUI ANAENDA WAPI.

NILIFAIDI SANA MKE WA MWALIMU YULE MPAKA NAMALIZA F6.

AKAWA ANACHUKUA CONTAINER LANGU ANANIWEKEA MENU KARIBU KILA SKU. KWA KWELI NILISOMA KWA RAHA NA NASHUKURU HAKUNA ALYEWAH KUJUA DILI HLO.. HATA RAFK YANGU SKUWAH KUMWAMBIA MANA MIMI SYO KAMA DIAMOND
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Watu mnadhambi humu ndani daah. Mimi nilipenda kunyonywa dudu na beki 3. Tupo mlangoni chumbani ananyonya mie nimesimama napiga jicho sebureni bimkubwa amekaa kwa kochi huku nikinyonywa na beki 3 still nampigisha stor bmkubwa hajui coz bek 3 kajificha nyuma ya mlango mie nmetoa kichwa tuu (nazan mnaelewa) sasa wazungu walipokuja hyo saut iliyotoka bmkubwa alisema "vipi umebanwa na mlango?"[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3] ctasahau hii kitu
 
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