Mdada wa Kitanzania ndani ya Ralph Lauren

Mdada wa Kitanzania ndani ya Ralph Lauren

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mbongo_halisi said:
Yes nafurahi kuniuliza swali zuri. Ni hivi, nimekuja kukuhamsha na kukuondoa ushamba na ujinga uliokithiri kichwani mwako. Huyo mdada pengine hakuhusu na wala hakuwakilishi wewe, unajivunia nini hapa kama si ujinga kijana Nyani Ngabu? I thought you were smart than that kumbe ni wale wale tu. Shame on you kijana, nilikuamini sana ila sasa basi tena.
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Hahaa...you got jokes!
 
Waziri wa Kaskazini said:
Mkuu we kubali ile id ni yako! thread yako ilikuwa nzuri ila pale ulipo kuja kuingiza ile nyingine wajanja wakakudaka!
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Siwezi kukubali imaginations na hallucinations zako.

Dalili za kusumbuliwa na maradhi ya maruerue ni ku imagine mambo na kujiaminisha hayo unayo ya imagine ni ya kweli.

Kwa hiyo wewe jiaminishe tu kuwa hiyo ID ni yangu, hilo sina tatizo nalo.

I'm used to you, by now. So be my guest and knock yourself out.
 
mbongo_halisi said:
Yes nafurahi kuniuliza swali zuri. Ni hivi, nimekuja kukuhamsha na kukuondoa ushamba na ujinga uliokithiri kichwani mwako. Huyo mdada pengine hakuhusu na wala hakuwakilishi wewe, unajivunia nini hapa kama si ujinga kijana Nyani Ngabu? I thought you were smart than that kumbe ni wale wale tu. Shame on you kijana, nilikuamini sana ila sasa basi tena.
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Ubaya mwingine ni kutumia id nyingine na kuji quote na kujitukana hapo ndiyo nilipo mwona kuwa jamaa ni kichwa box!
 
Nyani Ngabu said:
Siwezi kukubali imaginations na hallucinations zako.

Dalili za kusumbuliwa na maradhi ya maruerue ni ku imagine mambo na kujiaminisha hayo unayo ya imagine ni ya kweli.

Kwa hiyo wewe jiaminishe tu kuwa hiyo ID ni yangu, hilo sina tatizo nalo.

I'm used to you, by now. So be my guest and knock yourself out.
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Id ni yako ulichokuwa unakifanya siyo poa wala nini! unajiquote unajitukana tena! tena matusi ya nguoni dah!

Halafu ushamba huo kuogea kingereza hakiwezi kukutoa kwenye kundi la washamba wee jamaa
 
Waziri wa Kaskazini said:
Id ni yako ulichokuwa unakifanya siyo poa wala nini! unajiquote unajitukana tena! tena matusi ya nguoni dah!

Halafu ushamba huo kuogea kingereza hakiwezi kukutoa kwenye kundi la washamba wee jamaa
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Hiyo ID sio yangu.

Kama unadai ni yangu thibitisha.

Ukishindwa kuthibitisha utathibitisha kuwa unasumbuliwa na maradhi ya maruerue ya Ngabu.

Angalia tu usije niota usiku nakukimbiza halafu uje unianzishie thread humu...
 
Nyani Ngabu said:
Nilijua tu umesoma lakini hujaelewa.

Ni hivi, huyo mdada ni moja wa models wanao model mavazi ya Ralph Lauren.

Ralph Lauren ni label jina kubwa katika medani za mitindo na mavazi.

Hivyo, kwa mdada wa Kitanzania kufanya kazi na label ya Ralph Lauren ni hatua kubwa.

Umeelewa sasa?

Na kama wewe havikuhusu na wala havina manufaa kwako, umekuja kufanya nini sasa humu?

Si uende kwingine huko kwenye tija....
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Sikuwa nafahamu kuwa Flaviana ni model wa mavazi ya Ralph Lauren. Hiyo ni bonge la dili. Na nampongeza sana kwa kupenya mpaka kufika kwa RL.

Halafu mtu mwingine anathubutu kusema eti (Flaviana) si kajivalia tu kinguo kwa raha zake. Inaonyesha ni jinsi gani mtu hana clue na mambo ya mitindo na mavazi. Kiblauz cha Ralph Lauren au kigauni cha Versace anakilinganisha na cha kariakoo.

Mwingine anahoji eti watanzania tunafaidika nini.... Seriously???

Inashangaza....
 
Waziri wa Kaskazini said:
Wee inaonekana utakuwa na msongo wa mawazo uliopitiliza viwango vyake!!

Nimeishi na wahaya wenzako sijawahi kukutana na mwenye kichwa kibovu kama chako
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Oh so leo nimekuwa Mhaya?

Y'all are hilarious😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
 
Reina princess said:
Sikuwa nafahamu kuwa Flaviana ni model wa mavazi ya Ralph Lauren. Hiyo ni bonge la dili. Na nampongeza sana kwa kupenya mpaka kufika kwa RL.

Halafu mtu mwingine anathubutu kusema eti (Flaviana) si kajivalia tu kinguo kwa raha zake. Inaonyesha ni jinsi gani mtu hana clue na mambo ya mitindo na mavazi. Kiblauz cha Ralph Lauren au kigauni cha Versace anakilinganisha na cha kariakoo.

Mwingine anahoji eti watanzania tunafaidika nini.... Seriously???

Inashangaza....
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Angalia nawe usije ambiwa wewe ndo mimi na umejinukuu mwenyewe na kujiongelesha.

Kuna vituko kweli humu.
 
Batty boy, kazi anayo. Na jinsi anavyojiona mjuaji na mbishi, nasema MO' FAYA!! Habanduki hapa hadi asubuhi Kudaadadeki!!
 
Nyani Ngabu said:
I don't know you.

I don't care a lick about you.

Couldn't care less what you think of me.

Don't need your validation or your stamp of approval.

Now beat it.
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Mapovu daima yanamwagika pale pombe ikikolea. Pole zako na hiyo Ralph Lauren, by the way...kijijini kwenu hakuna maji safi, Ralph Lauren na huyo demu mbongo watakusaidia vipi ili uwaokoe nduguzo?
 
mbongo_halisi said:
Mapovu daima yanamwagika pale pombe ikikolea. Pole zako na hiyo Ralph Lauren, by the way...kijijini kwenu hakuna maji safi, Ralph Lauren na huyo demu mbongo watakusaidia vipi ili uwaokoe nduguzo?
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Thibitisha kijijini kwetu hakuna maji safi.
 
Nyani Ngabu said:
Sio tu nawanyima usingizi. Ni kwamba Ngabu kayatawala mawazo yao hadi wanakuwa wanadhani kila anayepost humu na kunitukana eti ndo mimi mwenyewe.

Hata hapa sitashangaa wakidai wewe ndo mimi. Kwamba nimeandika na kujinukuu mwenyewe.

Talk about hallucinations...[emoji23] [emoji23]

Maziku Masunga ndo Nyani Ngabu[emoji23] [emoji23]

Hata Kasinde ndo huyo huyo Nyani Ngabu

Dinazarde naye ndo huyo huyo Nyani Ngabu

Valentina naye ndo Nyani Ngabu

Honey Faith naye ndo Nyani Ngabu

shunie naye ndo Nyani Ngabu

Wenye kumfuatilia Ngabu wana kazi kweli kweli.

Ipo siku hata vivuli vyao watadhani ndo Nyani Ngabu [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
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Hata hii id ya Ngabu ni yangu nimekupa password nabadilisha kuanzia sasa"homa ya ngabu kalii sana
 
Nyani Ngabu said:
Kabisa yaani na ndo maana wengine hata siwajibu kwa sababu ni upuuzi wa hali ya juu.

Ipo siku hata wao wenyewe watadhani wao ndo mimi!
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Ahhahahaah hao hao wanakufatilia kina unachopost humu [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23],,,ila mi nakupenda tu[emoji7][emoji8][emoji8][emoji8]
 
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