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[Sky Eclat]

Iceman 3D

 

[Mwifwa]

Huko kwenu mnatumia tunguli au kitabu?

Ni maombi ya kawaida tu, tena yale yanayoogopwa na yule bwana...

 

[Muzine]

Iceman 3D

Sjamuona siku mingi

 

[Sky Eclat]

Ni maombi ya kawaida tu, tena yale yanayoogopwa na yule bwana...

Usisahau kuomba mkuu una nyota ya jaha.

 

[Mwifwa]

Wenye akili watachambua na kupata majibu sahihi

Huko ndio kurahisisha kazi sasa..

 

[Sky Eclat]

Nokia83

 

[Mwifwa]

Hapana mpwa sio dalili za uzee bali za utu uzima!!!.....

Si unajua uzee mwisho chalinze

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[Behaviourist]

Nisipotajwa leo naenda kujinyonga!

 

[Slim5]

Slim5

Naaam..... nlikuwa sijakuskia... nipo busy nakamua alizeti huku....

 

[Mwifwa]

Ukija dom nitakuzimia simu

Uje unizime mimi mwenyewe kama yule bonge[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

 

[Nyange]

Saaa ngapi

Nikiendelea kusoma ntadindisha bure

 

[Atoto]

Kwakweli kwa huyu hata MO11 inabidi asiwe na wivu.

Huyu ninampenda mpaka Asprin imebidi asiwe na wivu

 

[Mwifwa]

Hahahahha magoli hayahamishiki kamweee jipe moyoooo

Najikaza kisabuni hapa

 

[Slim5]

Unaitwaaa huku Slim5 maana umelalamika sana

Mmmmh! Waswahili wanasema "kataa neno.... uskatae wito....." lakini huko nlikoitwa Mmmmmh.... yani ni kama nione missed call ya kidoti..... lazima mwili upatwe na homa!

 

[Mwifwa]

Kuna kale ka wimbo ka "manfongo" kuhusu mashemeji, nakapendaga sana mkuu. [emoji120] [emoji120] [emoji120]

Ungekatupia hapa kwa faida zaidi mkuu

 

[Atoto]

Hilo sharti umetuwekea gumu sana.

Hahahaha dada unakiuka mashart ujue hapa namuwaza Mama Sabrina atakavyopinga hili suala na G wakeee

 

[Muzine]

Jaman Kiranga

 

[Mwifwa]

Kama Ushimen

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[Muzine]

Huko ndio kurahisisha kazi sasa..

Ewaaaah

 

[Muzine]

Nisipotajwa leo naenda kujinyonga!

Mm nitakuwa msemaji wa msiba wakooo