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[Muzine]

Naaam..... nlikuwa sijakuskia... nipo busy nakamua alizeti huku....

Upo singida wewe

 

[Muzine]

Uje unizime mimi mwenyewe kama yule bonge[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Hahahah nakwambia ukipanda tu kimbinyiko nabadilisha laini

 

[Muzine]

Nikiendelea kusoma ntadindisha bure

Hahahahah nitaichapa na fimbooo

 

[Muzine]

Najikaza kisabuni hapa

Sabuni ya omo au gwanjuuu[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Mwifwa]

Hivi dar mbuzi wanachinjwa wapiii

Natamani nikujibu jibu sahihi[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Ila nakujibu hivi, najua machinjio kule Pugu tu.

Tulio wengi tunawakuta mbuzi buchani tu

 

[Muzine]

Mmmmh! Waswahili wanasema "kataa neno.... uskatae wito....." lakini huko nlikoitwa Mmmmmh.... yani ni kama nione missed call ya kidoti..... lazima mwili upatwe na homa!

Homa ya dengue[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Bahati hiyo

 

[Rogie]

Endapo nikitajwa naomba mnitag wakuu hahaha

 

[Muzine]

Jaman wapi muhenga Malcom Lumumba

 

[Muzine]

Wapi chige Davet wa Shunie mpaka hapa hamjatajwa naandaman

 

[Mwifwa]

Ndizi au chips

All of the above..

 

[Muzine]

Ungekatupia hapa kwa faida zaidi mkuu

Nakaziaaaa

 

[Slim5]

Nisipotajwa leo naenda kujinyonga!

Mkuu bora wewe hujatajwa.... shukuru sana.... Mi nimetajwa na kidoti..... hapa yanagonga, yanarudi! Chochote utakachoskia kimenipata ujue chanzo ndio hicho!

 

[Muzine]

Hilo sharti umetuwekea gumu sana.

Nasubiria mchamboo wakee tuuu

 

[Muzine]

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Domo waziiii

 

[miminimkulimaakachekasana]

Kwahiyo mimi sipendwi

Hahaha mkuu kubali tu matokeo

 

[Mwifwa]

Usisahau kuomba mkuu una nyota ya jaha.

Hizi Dua za kutetemesha umma zinahitaji subira sana, tusikate tamaa

 

[Behaviourist]

Mkuu bora wewe hujatajwa.... shukuru sana.... Mi nimetajwa na kidoti..... hapa yanagonga, yanarudi! Chochote utakachoskia kimenipata ujue chanzo ndio hicho!

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[Muzine]

Natamani nikujibu jibu sahihi[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Ila nakujibu hivi, najua machinjio kule Pugu tu.

Tulio wengi tunawakuta mbuzi buchani tu

Sasa Dom tunakula pundaaa nyama ya mishikaki[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]supu yake nyama moja 100[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Mwifwa]

Nisipotajwa leo naenda kujinyonga!

Ukitajwa na ambaye hana chura, itakuwaje?

 

[Sky Eclat]

Behaviourist