Misemo inayoandikwa kwenye vyombo vya usafiri, we acha tu!

[Vida1]

Ukijikuna tako, usikate kucha kwa meno.

 

[GAS STATE]

ukimjuwa bosi wangu tu kazi sina
mpende sana mkeo ila usimwamini sana
ukiona shairi hulielewi basi hujaimbiwa wewe

 

[gidlameck]

tatizo yuda

 

[EvilSpirit]

Pesa haimalizi matatizo,matatizo yanamaliza pesa

 

[viva666]

Baba Mtu,

19 duh,mi dirimulaina

 

[General Mangi]

Nimeshanunua gari, watanikoma

 

[General Mangi]

Kama mzuri olewa

 

[Farolito]

Kama breki pumbu?korodani je?

du gari gani iliandikwa hivi?

 

[Farolito]

daladala au Lori?

Bashite habebeki

 

[papag]

du gari gani iliandikwa hivi?

la mbagala makumbusho

 

[Farolito]

Aisee!

la mbagala makumbusho

 

[Doen Gotez]

Unataka nyama una ela ya tembele?

 

[Civilian One]

Chapa kazi usichape wife(piga mchongo usipige wife)

 

[Azarel]

Mke wa maskini kuwadi mumewe

Hahahaha

 

[Myahudi Jr II]

Gari la mkopo unapeleka hesabu tofauti boss

 

[abiko]

Simama mistari wa pili kama molinga unasimama kama unakunya

 

[Kibuje]

Test your airbag here!

 

[zege la nyasi]

Hasara haichagui mtaji....

 

[dronedrake]

Mzee unalog off mara ngapi kwa siku?

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Ganda Mweri]

MANYEGE KIBHUMBU Nyakato Sec