Misemo inayoandikwa kwenye vyombo vya usafiri, we acha tu!

[Malila]

Ukihitajika utaitwa

 

[secretarybird]

Maharage ni mboga, mchicha ni zao la kibiashara

Usile ugali bila mboga....

Unacheka na moto

Ah basi, basi liliondk toka alfajiri

Mamodinyo baninyo

Seran secretarybird mbamizwa ndege 😂

Hiyo misemo uliiona wapi?

 

[Monetary doctor]

Hiyo misemo uliiona wapi?

Mamodinyo baninyo hii ni yako umuona modinyo jua baninyo ni yako 😂

 

[Makebo]

Hata ukioga, mjini huendi.

 

[secretarybird]

Mamodinyo baninyo hii ni yako umuona modinyo jua baninyo ni yako 😂

Modinyos wamekuwa jamaa zangu siku hizi.

 

[Seran]

Maharage ni mboga, mchicha ni zao la kibiashara

Usile ugali bila mboga....

Unacheka na moto

Ah basi, basi liliondk toka alfajiri

Mamodinyo baninyo

Seran secretarybird mbamizwa ndege 😂

Mbona waraka😂

 

[Monetary doctor]

Mbona waraka😂

Nawatafuta mawifi kwa mara nyingn,

Wifi sunajua ningeweza kukusaidia lkn wale wenzangu wacheza segere watakuja siku ya jumamozi na siwezi kughairi maake tumeshona sare

 

[Seran]

Nawatafuta mawifi kwa mara nyingn,

Wifi sunajua ningeweza kukusaidia lkn wale wenzangu wacheza segere watakuja siku ya jumamozi na siwezi kughairi maake tumeshona sare

Aiseeee😂

Chupa ya ngapi vile?

 

[hip hop uchwara]

Aisee

 

[Monetary doctor]

Aiseeee😂

Chupa ya ngapi vile?

Nipo kibaruani afu nna dose 😂😅

 

[The Worst]

“Kula Pesa Kama Unakula Pilipili”

 

[Seran]

Nipo kibaruani afu nna dose 😂😅

Haiwezekani😃

 

[Werrason]

Nyingine hio

Ahsante

 

[papag]

Ndio filee

 

[Monetary doctor]

Haiwezekani😃

Na daladala hamna 😅😫

 

[American nigga]

Eeh hii misemo ya daladala ni kitu kingine bana, kila siku wanakuja na mpya. Mimi nilishawahi kusikia 'Usilie mwanaume, lia usiku' kwenye gari moja, nikacheka hadi nikaumwa tumbo. Hii ya 'Nguruwe pita leo sina mkuki' nayo ni kali, mtu anajua kwamba leo hawezi kukamatwa na mabavu yake.

 

[LOTH HEMA]

Msafara wa simba hauna eskoti