Misemo inayoandikwa kwenye vyombo vya usafiri, we acha tu!

[ADK]

Ikiwaka mulika , ikizimika papasa

 

[mmbangifingi]

Naacho cha Ruwa

 

[fisadigamba]

hawara hapewi talaka.
adui yako mkubwa ni tabia yako

 

[fisadigamba]

mtalaka hatongozwi

 

[fisadigamba]

Bosi hanuniwi

 

[BatteryLow]

Ukilegea tunakukaza

 

[pitbull]

Isuzu jorney

 

[Me370]

juice ya pilipili

 

[Me370]

usivamie msitu na wembe

 

[alphoncetz]

Abiria anaita: Konda! Konda!
Konda akajibu: sijakonda ndio nilivyo

Mara yule abiria akaamua kusema: shusha kongo!
Konda akamjibu: passport unayo?

 

[mbaba]

unaogopa moshi wa sigara ikiwa kwenu mna2mia jiko la kuni

 

[Chambo81]

• Kwa nini mganga hadai samaki??
• Tatizo mida babu!!

 

[MBURE]

Mtetezi wangu yu hai

 

[bombu]

Kuna moja uiliandikwa "UKIONA USISEME". Siku moja ikapata ajali, ikagota kwenye mtaro, kila aliyepita akasoma yale maneno yaliyoandikwa kwenye masaburi ya gari, akaenda zake. Lol, ilichukua siku tatu hadi kupata msaada

 

[kelvyn]

mganga haagizi tembele,,,,,,,,MBAGALA TO POSTA
ushuzi bora wa mwaka haukauki harufu.........MBAGALA TO MBANDE
shuzi limepata mjambaji......MBAGALA TO MWEMBEKIUNO

 

[testa]

utakula ulipopeleka mboga

 

[tony22]

" DON'T TOUCH ME" ......cjui abiria watapanda vp

 

[tony22]

Sista duu: Konda umenibana, bhana!!
Konda: mbona usemi nguo zako..
Abiria: mbona siti za nyuma
Konda: kwan wanaokaa nyuma hawafiki

 

[Prince Nadheem]

hata paka mzee anapenda maziwa...

 

[Crashwise]

Mtoto usichezee koki utalowa..