Misemo inayoandikwa kwenye vyombo vya usafiri, we acha tu!

[nelly nely]

Uzee mwisho chalinze...Dar wote ni baby...

hahahaaaaa

 

[deadteja]

Unaona na kuacha kama uchi wa mtoto mdogo🙄

 

[pe.livinuu]

Nyingine ni
1.kosea kujenga sio kuoa
2.njunja u njunjwe
3.ucteme big G kwa karanga za kupewa.

Na nyingn nyingi hapa chuga..

 

[Mwananchi B]

paka halali kwa msela

 

[Kisali.TechnitianJr.]

Mchana inzi Usiku mbu

 

[Massbizle]

watoto wa maskini

2.watoto wa boss

3.yatima hadeki

4.Yatima hachagui mlezi.

 

[Helicobacter pylori]

Elimu dunia

 

[jojojo]

Haya yote ni mama

 

[Mdudu Wa Masala]

kama nyani wangekuwa na pesa madada wengi wangeishi juu ya miti.

 

[zedovish don]

1.ndege isiyo na rubani
2.fungua zinga limezama
3.ilitarakimura
4.kandege kadogo lakini kanaruka
5.sahani ya mama ntilie imetema

 

[pachanya]

Hiyo niliifuma sehemu

 

[Yusuph Issa]

Jamani hapa bongo utakutana na daladala zina majina kiboko,mimi natupia baadhi nawe tupia yako hapo chini..
1. Majungu mliyo yapika sasa mtayapakua...
2. Nenda kaseme tena..
3. Gusa unate..
4. Flag ya chuma..
5. Masikini hafilisiki..

utakula ulikopeleka mboga!

 

[NDAGLA]

Kumbe chips Ni viazi!

 

[Mkalibari]

Hata Pundamilia ana mistari lakini hajawahi kurekodi

 

[BOSCO OJA]

hahahahaaahahaa, mmenifurahisha sana, nimeipenda ya kama fedha ni mapenzi, kaolewe na benki" yaani hapo jamaa kamind demu anamzingua.kuna hz hapa songea "Beki kukaba; akisoma atasumbua, hapa kazi tu, unga robo, inyeshe tuheshimiane,

 

[BOSCO OJA]

hahahahaaahahaa, mmenifurahisha sana, nimeipenda ya kama fedha ni mapenzi, kaolewe na benki" yaani hapo jamaa kamind demu anamzingua.kuna hz hapa songea "Beki kukaba; akisoma atasumbua, hapa kazi tu, unga robo, inyeshe tuheshimiane,

kuna jamaa alikuwa na landrover bovubovu kaandika "Komba kasoma" watu wakasema gari bovu hili kasoma nn?, basi kajipanga upya kanunua jingine zuri lkaandika "Komba kasoma tena" watu kimyaaa! Ilikuwa miaka ya themanini huko!

 

[KISHINDO]

Meli ya sumu haina bandali

 

[mchatts]

Nyati hakamuliwi

 

[Mpiga Nyoka]

Msela hafugi paka.
Kichaa Karogwa Tena.

 

[kamanzi06]

Mzee unalog off mara ngapi kwa siku?

Unajuaje kwamba ni mzee?