Misemo inayoandikwa kwenye vyombo vya usafiri, we acha tu!

[Aquatic]

amu ushinda utamu...!!!!

 

[walter85]

.......filisika tujue tabia za mkeo.......

 

[ISSA SHARAFI]

-Disco kaingia masai
-Masai hajaingia disco ila ni mlinzi wa disco

 

[ISSA SHARAFI]

Bosi hanuniwi

 

[Aquatic]

Utamu wake hausimuliki....

 

[Nzovu Yusuph Kinande]

Chunga ulimi

 

[Ayusema]

Weka mbali na watoto.. yakupaka sio ya kunywa..

 

[Craig]

pata fedha tujue tabia yako

 

[Craig]

Dunia ingekuwa daladala ningeshuka nipande jingine!

 

[2arira]

Ujumbe wa Mungu hauna ningejua

 

[2arira]

»» Heshima pesa shikamoo ni makelele
»» mzaha mzaha mbuz kampanda mama yake

 

[Mr. Chock]

Kuzaliwa mjini kisato cha sita hicho!

Kisato???!!!!

 

[Dengue]

Kisato???!!!!

Kidato

 

[freelancer2302]

Akili ya njaa haikosi wazo

 

[Gwangambo]

Mlevi haishiwi pesa!

 

[mapengo junior]

baba ako analo???

 

[queenlishas]

I only speak english in bed

 

[Beberu la mbegu]

Hata ukioga uendi na mimi,

hata maji machafu yanazima moto

 

[Aquatic]

Kila Nabii atakumbukwa.

 

[Aquatic]

Wataiga Tu.....