Misemo inayoandikwa kwenye vyombo vya usafiri, we acha tu!

[mhuni]

bajaji hela tunapata ila chupi zinatusumbua

 

[Katavi]

Kamjingijingi

Maana yake nini??

 

[City hunter j]

Ukipata hela nitafute nikupeleke bar yenye mademu wazuri

 

[Davies Davies]

Zote tamu

 

[rabiintocavel]

Pesa sio mavuzi ukinyoa yanaota tena

 

[Mpare wa Gonja]

'KWELI UGALI MTAMU LAKINI SIO WA JELA,NA KAMA JELA SHULE MPELEKE MWANAO...'

 

[Mwenzetu]

Kuku kala mchele,jioni kaliwa na wali

 

[Mwenzetu]

si suluhu wala majaliwa,dawa ya jipu ni pombe.

 

[daimi]

Hapa stori tuu kula kwenu!

 

[No Escape]

Utamu wa chips Mimba..

 

[simba songea]

raha ya mlenda ugali

 

[Glenn]

moyo tulia mjini kuna vya watu

 

[simba songea]

maiti haina rafiki

 

[mashahu]

Samaki hachinjwi.
Samaki hapati kiu
Kunguru haungwi mchuzi
Kama unaumia vaa uende
Salimia watu pesa huisha

 

[Teacher on duty]

How am i.....its non of ur business.

 

[YUAJA]

Acha zarau ni zambi!

 

[khamismile khatib]

Bubu lakini mmbeya..

 

[Katavi]

Bubu lakini mmbeya..

Hahahaah hii nimewahi kutana Na mama mmoja Moro anamwambia mwenzake nawe umezidi umbea, kumbe anayeambiwa ni bubu.

 

[Katavi]

si suluhu wala majaliwa,dawa ya jipu ni pombe.

Duh....!! Hii nimeipenda.

 

[enery]

akili ya laki usiipe laki mbili