MMU thread ya kufungia mwaka

[Kongosho]

Ha ha ha, you are starting to loose it.
babu bashaija weeee

Kaizer,Kaizer,Kaizer,Kaizer,embu nimchore kichwani,60kg,one metre fifty,flaby,squinty eyes,afraid of dogs,chickens and rabbits,had a woman for the first time at 25,terrified of his wife,mmmmmmhhhhhh hawezi ku cheat na wewe huyo,nimem rule out,sema mwingine!

 

[Bishanga]

Unachezea hicho kibabu
kitakuzalisha

wala usimtishe SL,mi ni wale 'nguruwe pita sina mshale'.

 

[sweetlady]

yamekuwa hayo?kafilisika ndo humtaki sio?mbona hukuyasema haya wakati anakununulia Harrier?

Sasa ningeyasema angenunua?

 

[Bishanga]

Hakina tena uwezo huo kongosho, kimebaki kupeleka watu vekesheni tu...

sawa sawa kabisa SL,kesho napata booking ya confirmation yetu ya dar-paris via j'burg.

 

[Kongosho]

His eyes
so sharp, bright, fierce,
They are called devil eyes


ila simpendi, nampenda nani sijui yule nani

nshakuuliza,unampendea rejao huo mpua au kipara?

 

[Bishanga]

ndo sekretary wake
mwambie akakuitie

kwa lugha nyingine Aspirin in real life ni mnene flan polisi?

 

[sweetlady]

sawa sawa kabisa SL,kesho napata booking ya confirmation yetu ya dar-paris via j'burg.

Sawa, sawa B....


Hakikisha Eliza hasomi hapa kwa usalama wangu!...

 

[Kongosho]

Mwache atest kina kirefu kwa kuweka mguu

wala usimtishe SL,mi ni wale 'nguruwe pita sina mshale'.

 

[Fidel80]

He he he he, naona umerudi kundini kuanzia kiunoni kwenda juu
huku kwengine naamini tunaweza endelea na mazungumzo yetu ya memorandam of understanding

Natamani nikuchumbie jamani kongosho.

 

[Bishanga]

Ha ha ha, you are starting to loose it.
babu bashaija weeee

to lose what?huamini?

 

[The Finest]

nahisi bishanga kaangukiwa na pepo. Tunahitaji kufunga na kusali kumwombea. Sawa mpendwa katika bwana?

Kweli kabisa mtumishi bishanga ana mapepo mengi ila nimemwambia ili mapepo yaweze kutoka anapaswa kuleta vitu vifuatavyo VX V8 ya 2012, Hati Ya Kiwanja kilichopimwa, tiketi zetu mbili za kwenda na kurudi Ufaransa amesema atavileta Jumapili kwenye maombi maalumu mtumishi aendelea kukemea mapepo ili huyu mwanakondoo Bishanga arudi kwenye huduma ya bwana..

 

[sweetlady]

Mwache atest kina kirefu kwa kuweka mguu

We thubutu yako.... Unadhani simjui vema Bishanga?.. Anajifanya hana mkuki ila ujue hana haramu huyo..

 

[Fidel80]

Mwache atest kina kirefu kwa kuweka mguu

Hapa ubongo umekosa mawasiliano juu yako mama.

 

[Bishanga]

Sawa, sawa B....


Hakikisha Eliza hasomi hapa kwa usalama wangu!...

eliza yupi vile?nshasahau

 

[sweetlady]

Natamani nikuchumbie jamani kongosho.

Hujipendi au umechoka kuishi?

 

[Bishanga]

Mwache atest kina kirefu kwa kuweka mguu

kongosho......lol.....kina kirefu bishanga mzee wa kabamia?????

 

[The Finest]

to lose what?huamini?

Halafu wewe mbona jana sikukuona RUNWAY kwenye Karioki..

 

[Bishanga]

Natamani nikuchumbie jamani kongosho.

we Fidel wewe,Kongosho ni She au He?ushatafiti vya kutosha?

 

[Bishanga]

Kweli kabisa mtumishi bishanga ana mapepo mengi ila nimemwambia ili mapepo yaweze kutoka anapaswa kuleta vitu vifuatavyo VX V8 ya 2012, Hati Ya Kiwanja kilichopimwa, tiketi zetu mbili za kwenda na kurudi Ufaransa amesema atavileta Jumapili kwenye maombi maalumu mtumishi aendelea kukemea mapepo ili huyu mwanakondoo Bishanga arudi kwenye huduma ya bwana..

hivi kanisa lenu limesajiliwa? Nahisi kaarufu kaumagumash hapa!

 

[Bishanga]

We thubutu yako.... Unadhani simjui vema Bishanga?.. Anajifanya hana mkuki ila ujue hana haramu huyo..

tafadhali SL! Bishanga siiiiiiiina lolote mie,hata nikiimbiwa 'simama dede' hamna kitu.