MMU thread ya kufungia mwaka

[Fidel80]

we naye uko kama kibajaj ambulens
unahudumia wajawazito wa mkoa mzima

Nakuogopa kama ukoma nasikia hushikiki.

 

[Mr Rocky]

Aaah,ODM yuko na Rocky wanakunywa maji ya mende,temana nae huyo!Nimeshabip hebu toka nje uone!!

Babu kashalewa hapa
Halafu hataki kwenda nyumbani anadai anamtaka SL aje hapa amnunulie bia

 

[Dena Amsi]

Namjulia khali tu umemwona wifi yako sweetlady?

Kuna mtaa nimemuona

 

[Fidel80]

Kuna mtaa nimemuona

Fanya makeke yako basi

 

[Kongosho]

Bora tu uniogope
mie mwenyewe sipendi viskeleton
napenda walonuna

Nakuogopa kama ukoma nasikia hushikiki.

 

[Kongosho]

Duh, babu gani huyo
hakika atakuwa anataka kung'olewa mvi na prize

Babu kashalewa hapa
Halafu hataki kwenda nyumbani anadai anamtaka SL aje hapa amnunulie bia

 

[Bishanga]

Uzi wako Bishanga wa wanaume ndio tulivyo bana. Ulileta sana ubishi mpaka Babu karibu povu limtoke kuubishia

nakumbuka mpaka alinifungulia na RB,aspirin bana!

 

[Bishanga]

si huyu bishanga kaiwekea shuntama

mbona sikuoni jackies? au uko upande wa pili didi's?

 

[sweetlady]

Namjulia khali tu umemwona wifi yako sweetlady?

Nimekuja! Nani kakuchokoza hapa?

 

[Bishanga]

Nakuogopa kama ukoma nasikia hushikiki.

AC/DC huyo,chunga habari Fidel,namba mbaya hiyo!

 

[sweetlady]

Babu kashalewa hapa
Halafu hataki kwenda nyumbani anadai anamtaka SL aje hapa amnunulie bia

Dini yangu inankataza kununulia watu bia, kama anakunywa fanta sawa.

Afu na wewe ndio nini kupotea hivi? Nimekununia.

 

[Bishanga]

Nimekuja! Nani kakuchokoza hapa?

mimi hapa,unasemaje sasa?

 

[Kongosho]

ndo natoka kwa ofisi, niko mataa ya st peter.

Naanzia didiz nakula afu napita Q-bar kuna cocktail moja huwa naipenda hapo afu kuanzia saa tatu nikute George & Dragon

mbona sikuoni jackies? au uko upande wa pili didi's?

 

[sweetlady]

mimi hapa,unasemaje sasa?

Subiri nivae pensi nyanya ndio utajua nasemaje.

 

[sweetlady]

ndo natoka kwa ofisi, niko mataa ya st peter.

Naanzia didiz nakula afu napita Q-bar kuna cocktail moja huwa naipenda hapo afu kuanzia saa tatu nikute George & Dragon

Kongosho nani atapikia watoto?

 

[Kongosho]

Mwanamme hununiwa kuanzia mgotini kwenda chini
huku kwingine hanuniwi asilani
hukupitia unyago weye?

Dini yangu inankataza kununulia watu bia, kama anakunywa fanta sawa.

Afu na wewe ndio nini kupotea hivi? Nimekununia.

 

[Kongosho]

Life goes on
watoto wangu wakubwa wanajipikia wao
baba yao yuko kwa middle house wake
acha nile bata na mie leo ijumaa

siku nyingine zote niko home

Kongosho nani atapikia watoto?

 

[Mr Rocky]

Duh, babu gani huyo
hakika atakuwa anataka kung'olewa mvi na prize

Babu Asprin hapa
Anakunywa heinken halafu mara hakumbuki kuwa anakunywa nini kaanza kufakamia konyagi
Akilewa namleta kwa SL mlangoni hapo namwacha

 

[Mr Rocky]

Dini yangu inankataza kununulia watu bia, kama anakunywa fanta sawa.

Afu na wewe ndio nini kupotea hivi? Nimekununia.

Babu anakunywa heinken hapa na sijui yuko chupa ya kumi na tano

Aise si TF alifungia kisimu changu cha mchina halafu kaenda kwao kimanzichana
Wacha nihangaike mawasiliano sina na yeye huko kwao hakuna network ndo maana nilipotea
Hujambo sweet

 

[sweetlady]

Babu Asprin hapa
Anakunywa heinken halafu mara hakumbuki kuwa anakunywa nini kaanza kufakamia konyagi
Akilewa namleta kwa SL mlangoni hapo namwacha

Wewe! Mpeleke mlangoni kwa Eliza wa Tegeta...mie na walevi mbali mbali..