Mrejesho: ex-gf wangu kanitia hasara tuu!!

mgunga pori · Jan 11, 2017

Chief Engineer said:
Niaje Wazeiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

EBANA SAWA:
Mnakumbuka majuzi hapa nilikuja kulalamika humu kuwa yule ex-gf wangu (nilieanza kumgonga tangu yuko form two nikaja kumtema alipofeli form four) jinsi alivonitia hasara baada ya kunitafuta na kusema anataka tuonane, sasa mimi nikajiandaa tayari kwa kupasha kiporo... Unfortunately dogo akaja na ndugu yake (bla bla bla nyingi unaweza ku review hapa chini)

ex-gf wangu kanitia hasara tuu.

SASA MAZEE:
Wakat nikianza kusahau machungu ya zile pesa zangu za:
1. kule PATAYA (25,000 yangu kubabake inaniuma)
2. mikuku, misoda na michipsi walioshika shika na kuacha pale UDBS
3. nauli nilizowalipia kuja na kurudi
4. pamoja na muda niliopoteza for nothing (maana nilitoroka kwa ofisi that day).

KAMA ZALI BANA:
Jana yule mdogo wake aliekuja nae that day (dogo yuko form six shule moja matawi bagamoyo) kanipigia cm. NGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Chief: Hello!!
Dogo: Hello mimi Noor (sio jina lake halisi)
Chief: Ahaaa.. habari za toka siku ile, uko wapi??
Dogo: niko home tangi bovu. Nilikua nakuaga kesho naenda shule!!
Chief: Daaah.. kwahiyo ndio sikuoni tena nikuage. kwani E (yule ex-gf wangu) yuko wapi??
Dogo: Amesharudi moro week sasa. Njoo tangi bovu tuagane..
Chief: Daah (napenda kusema Daaah) niko job siwezi kutoka. Nikwambie kitu??
Dogo: I am listening (dogo anajifanya ngeli imemkoleeeeea)
Chief: kwani ni lazima uondoke kesho?? Kwanza utaendaje Public holiday, wapige kiswahili home uondoke Jpili.
Dogo: Sawa, nitajaribu kumdanganya mama. Lakin akikubali inabidi tuonane Saturday.

Tukaongea mengi kishenz, main point ni kuwa dogo kajileta mwenyewe, mie wala cjamtafuta. Cjui alidata na swaga zangu that day. Na uzuri ex-gf wangu asharudi moro (what a golden chance).

YAANI MAZEE:
Sasa zile hasira zangu za cku ile, kubabake nitazimalizia Jmosi (endapo dogo hatazingua).
Yaani kubabake nitahakikisha namkamua dogo mpaka aombe poo. Ku avoid kurudia makosa, nitahakikisha dogo huyu hapa kafika (peke yake) ndio naenda kutafuta chimbo (sasa hivi pande za kulee Moveck Hotel, sitaki tena PATAYA).

Hureeeeeeee... Ngoja kwanza niende tizi mida hii, nijiweke fiti yasije yakanitokea kama yalivonitokea kwa demu wangu pale Landmark hotel (ile kuingiza tuu, waarabu haoo!!)

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Mkuu nina shaka na uandishi wako ur so empty minded engnr

Emojis · Jan 11, 2017

Sijaelewa pesa iliyokuuma ni 25000 au laki mbili na nusu

gmosha48 · Jan 11, 2017

Mkuu ninampango wa kufungua kiwanda cha chakula ya mifugo.Naomba tuwe partners maana wewe umeonyesha kiwango cha juu kabisa katika kuchakata pumba.

Prince Kunta · Jan 11, 2017

Week ya mwisho mwisho hii shule kufungua

be unique · Jan 11, 2017

Mrejesho muhimu mkuu,usisahau kabisa

kodian · Jan 11, 2017

Kaboom said:
Anaanza bleed ijumaa.. Sijui utafanya hivyo hivyo

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Ubuntu trusty tahr · Jan 11, 2017

Chief Engineer said:
Niaje Wazeiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

EBANA SAWA:
Mnakumbuka majuzi hapa nilikuja kulalamika humu kuwa yule ex-gf wangu (nilieanza kumgonga tangu yuko form two nikaja kumtema alipofeli form four) jinsi alivonitia hasara baada ya kunitafuta na kusema anataka tuonane, sasa mimi nikajiandaa tayari kwa kupasha kiporo... Unfortunately dogo akaja na ndugu yake (bla bla bla nyingi unaweza ku review hapa chini)

ex-gf wangu kanitia hasara tuu.

SASA MAZEE:
Wakat nikianza kusahau machungu ya zile pesa zangu za:
1. kule PATAYA (25,000 yangu kubabake inaniuma)
2. mikuku, misoda na michipsi walioshika shika na kuacha pale UDBS
3. nauli nilizowalipia kuja na kurudi
4. pamoja na muda niliopoteza for nothing (maana nilitoroka kwa ofisi that day).

KAMA ZALI BANA:
Jana yule mdogo wake aliekuja nae that day (dogo yuko form six shule moja matawi bagamoyo) kanipigia cm. NGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Chief: Hello!!
Dogo: Hello mimi Noor (sio jina lake halisi)
Chief: Ahaaa.. habari za toka siku ile, uko wapi??
Dogo: niko home tangi bovu. Nilikua nakuaga kesho naenda shule!!
Chief: Daaah.. kwahiyo ndio sikuoni tena nikuage. kwani E (yule ex-gf wangu) yuko wapi??
Dogo: Amesharudi moro week sasa. Njoo tangi bovu tuagane..
Chief: Daah (napenda kusema Daaah) niko job siwezi kutoka. Nikwambie kitu??
Dogo: I am listening (dogo anajifanya ngeli imemkoleeeeea)
Chief: kwani ni lazima uondoke kesho?? Kwanza utaendaje Public holiday, wapige kiswahili home uondoke Jpili.
Dogo: Sawa, nitajaribu kumdanganya mama. Lakin akikubali inabidi tuonane Saturday.

Tukaongea mengi kishenz, main point ni kuwa dogo kajileta mwenyewe, mie wala cjamtafuta. Cjui alidata na swaga zangu that day. Na uzuri ex-gf wangu asharudi moro (what a golden chance).

YAANI MAZEE:
Sasa zile hasira zangu za cku ile, kubabake nitazimalizia Jmosi (endapo dogo hatazingua).
Yaani kubabake nitahakikisha namkamua dogo mpaka aombe poo. Ku avoid kurudia makosa, nitahakikisha dogo huyu hapa kafika (peke yake) ndio naenda kutafuta chimbo (sasa hivi pande za kulee Moveck Hotel, sitaki tena PATAYA).

Hureeeeeeee... Ngoja kwanza niende tizi mida hii, nijiweke fiti yasije yakanitokea kama yalivonitokea kwa demu wangu pale Landmark hotel (ile kuingiza tuu, waarabu haoo!!)

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

naomba mrejesho thru PM

dist111 · Jan 11, 2017

Usije ukaleta mrejesho hasi tu! maana ndo inapoelekea,
seems dogo kajipanga kupata hela ya shule

DUBULIHASA · Jan 11, 2017

Nikajua umemla kumbe mkuu unajitapa tu.

RGforever · Jan 11, 2017

Polisi Wapo Wapi Tukakamate Hili Jamaa

Padri Mcharo · Jan 11, 2017

momo2 said:
Una umri gani?

27.... Kwani vipi... Unataka unipe dada yako!!!!!

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Padri Mcharo · Jan 11, 2017

Dan Cooper said:
Outta millions of sperm cells, probably a billion, and this is the best product that came out. Ain't that something..?!

Mapovu yote ya nini babu, unajibaraguza tu hapo unanionea wivu kisa naenda kubanjua MBUNYE mpyaaa...

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Padri Mcharo · Jan 11, 2017

wax said:
Mzinzi katika ubora wake

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Mbele ya MBUNYE mpya, niite majina yote lakin sitoacha kukamua watoto wabichi

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Padri Mcharo · Jan 11, 2017

Tantaw said:
Ebooo...!! Ngoja nimpeleke mwenyewe shule..!! Hiyo mihamu yako utamalizia bafuni..!! Shenzi...

Acha kunipanikisha wewe....
Hapa naona jmosi kama Mwezi ujao vile, kubabake walay.

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Transcend · Jan 11, 2017

Looh! Tumia kinga mkuu...mambo ya ukawa kutoka hivyo hovyo utampa mimba bure...

wax · Jan 11, 2017

Chief Engineer said:
Acha kunipanikisha wewe....
Hapa naona jmosi kama Mwezi ujao vile, kubabake walay.

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Unishtue nije kushika miguu

Padri Mcharo · Jan 11, 2017

Don255 said:
kubabake miaka 30 inakuhusu...mwanafunzi huyo

Acha kutuletea habari za KIJINGA wewe....
Kwani nimekwambia kuwa nitambaka!!!

Nitamshika shika ataloana mwisho atavua chupi mwenyewe... Hiyo miaka 30 cjui ni ya baba yako.

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Padri Mcharo · Jan 11, 2017

Kaboom said:
Anaanza bleed ijumaa.. Sijui utafanya hivyo hivyo

Bora isiwe hivo, maana nilivo mpania dogo....

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Mokoyo · Jan 11, 2017

Dalili za njaa taifani

Padri Mcharo · Jan 11, 2017

Kodofan said:
If that is the case, make sure unatumia kinga. Usije ukapigwa mvua 30...

Wewe acha kuleta uoga wako hapa.. Yule mtoto kwa jinsi nilivo muona cku ile pale UDSM, obvious ni bikra. Sasa ulisikia wapi Bikra inatolewa kwa condom.... Nyama kwa Nyama babu.
Namie niweke historia kama wanaume WENGINE duniani.

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Mrejesho: ex-gf wangu kanitia hasara tuu!!

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