Msaada: Nimetapika hiki kidude

[Evelyn Salt]

Nimekupm namba ya mganga

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Nimekupm namba ya mganga

halafu mganga ni wewe mwenyewe, kidume chenye kanzu na kitambi broo😁😂

 

[Half american]

oya golden fork una papata ??

Pamepotea?

 

[P h a r a o h]

Mtaalamu nilienda pharmacy pale gomzi mkuu..
Akakagua akasema either nyama ijatafuna vizuri au mimi sijatafuna nyama vizr au vyote kwa pamoja

umeitapika saangapi ?

 

[Poor Brain]

Dogo amua uta para samaki au uta para miwa ??

ila sitaki baadae kwenye jamii nije kulaumiwa, etii ahhh mbona kamuharibu
yani kamla ka tunda la zabibu

Ahahahhaha...
Kwanza kabisa naanza na kukohozi,
Unajifanya mjanja tu kumbe bonge la tozi..

Unaonekana mdgo untel bado mwanfunzi,
Kwahyo ujui chochote hat haujui utunzi.

Ujava shati umeacha tumbo wazi..
Ona sura yako dogo utazania andazi...

Unataka ushindane na mimi kuchana,
Umekaa una type vikopa toka jana

 

[Poor Brain]

Nimekupm namba ya mganga

Alaf
Toka juzi unasema unani pm alafu uni pm

Nikikutafuta unaniambia utanipiga.
Huku unajitia mpole kumbe mbabe mbabe

 

[Poor Brain]

umeitapika saangapi ?

Asubhi mkuu

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Pamepotea?

Ibuka hapa, we kenge maji😁😂

 

[Poor Brain]

Ibuka hapa, we kenge maji😁😂

😁😁😁😁😁 Jibu

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Ahahahhaha...
Kwanza kabisa naanza na kukohozi,
Unajifanya mjanja tu kumbe bonge la tozi..

Unaonekana mdgo untel bado mwanfunzi,
Kwahyo ujui chochote hat haujui utunzi.

Ujava shati umeacha tumbo wazi..
Ona sura yako dogo utazania andazi...

Unataka ushindane na mimi kuchana,
Umekaa una type vikopa toka jana

Dogo mbona story una unga unga,
Yaani ka kitenesi hovyo una dunda dunda.

nami Kama mzazi au mwalimu naamua kukufunza funza.

yani acha uvivu na upuuzi, la sivyo uta kuwa Punga.

 

[P h a r a o h]

Asubhi mkuu

je muda unapotapika uliskia kichefuchefu kabla au uliona tu kitu kina kuja ukatapika

ni asubui ya saa ngapi ? kabla ya hapo ulikula nini ?

 

[Poor Brain]

Dogo mbona story una unga unga,
Yaani ka kitenesi hovyo una dunda dunda.

nami Kama mzazi au mwalimu naamua kukufunza funza.

yani acha uvivu na upuuzi, ka sivyo uta kuwa Punga.

Skia intell mimi ni mtu mtata,
Watu kama wewe bila wembe na wakata

Kwanza hapa mi nachana alafu ww unabwela..
Unataka tushindane we parachichi mi ndo pera

 

[Intelligent businessman]

kukohozi,


mdgo untel mwanfunzi,
hat

Ujava

halafu dogo hiki kiswahili Cha hovyo kakufunza nani??

ndo kusema ya kwamba zamani uli kuwa nyani??, so ume mtoroka mchungaji wako Vishu Mtata mbugani??

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Alaf
Toka juzi unasema unani pm alafu uni pm

Nikikutafuta unaniambia utanipiga.
Huku unajitia mpole kumbe mbabe mbabe

Mcheki kwanza mganga, mi na wewe tutaongea tu.....

Kutapika hicho kidude manake usharogwa hapo, kwakifupi ni umekula cha mtu, mpigie mganga sahivi

 

[Poor Brain]

je muda unapotapika uliskia kichefuchefu kabla au uliona tu kitu kina kuja ukatapika

ni asubui ya saa ngapi ? kabla ya hapo ulikula nini ?

Jana yake ndo nilikula nyama..
Nilitapika kawaida na kichefu chefu kilikua kidogo sana mkuu

 

[Evelyn Salt]

halafu mganga ni wewe mwenyewe, kidume chenye kanzu na kitambi broo😁😂

Hapana sio mimi, huyo ni mganga wangu konki kabisa..... Akikunyooshea tu fimbo yake kesho tunakula ubwabwa wako

 

[Poor Brain]

halafu dogo hiki kiswahili Cha hovyo kakufunza nani??

ndo kusema ya kwamba zamani uli kuwa nyani??, so ume mtoroka mchungaji wako Vishu Mtata mbugani??

Ahahhaa sasa mbona unamuita vishu sasa kaka 😁😁😁😁

 

[Poor Brain]

Hapana sio mimi, huyo ni mganga wangu konki kabisa..... Akikunyooshea tu fimbo yake kesho tunakula ubwabwa wako

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁Ahahaha daaah we madamu mkorofi ujue

 

[Evelyn Salt]

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁Ahahaha daaah we madamu mkorofi ujue

Bro mpigie mganga amalize hili jambo

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Mi ndo pera

sifa ya pera ni kutafunwa, na wahuni hatujali daily tuna kuanzia nyuma.