Mtu anayekuombea mafanikio, ni mwizi tu.

Equation x · Oct 9, 2026

Ili apate cha kuiba; wengine wanakuombea mabaya, mfano:-

Daktari anataka uugue ili aende kukutibu
Wakili anataka uwe na kesi ili aweze kusimamia
Muuza majeneza anataka ufe ili auze majeneza
Nabii anataka urogwe ili akutoe mapepo
Mganga anataka urogwe na wachawi ili akupe tiba
Askari anataka ukosee ili wakukamate
Mama ntilie na wenye hoteli wanataka usikie njaa wakuuzie chakula
Kiongozi anataka uwe mjinga ili akutawale
Fundi magari anataka gari iaribike ili aitengeneze
Dereva bajaji anataka jua likuchome ili upande usafiri wake
Muuza mwamvuli anataka unyeshewe na mvua ili ununue mwamvuli
Askari magereza anataka ufungwe ili apate kazi
Fundi viatu anataka kiatu chako kiharibike ili akishone
Muuza madawa anataka uugue ili akuuzie dawa
Mchungaji anataka usifanikiwe ili kila siku uwe muumini wake

Hatari sana, mambo ni mengi; kwa kweli tuwaombee wezi waishi miaka mingi kwa kutuombea mema na mafanikio.

Kama wewe ni mwizi, nyoosha mkono juu nikununulie pepsi

MWANDENDEULE · Oct 9, 2026

Ni mwalimu pekee anayekuombea mema-uende shule ukasome.

Equation x · Oct 9, 2026

MWANDENDEULE said:
Ni mwalimu pekee anayekuombea mema-uende shule ukasome.

Naye anakula ada yako tu, baada ya kuhitimu hakutafutii ajira.

secretarybird · Oct 9, 2026

Pia, mdinya anataka mwanamke apandwe na ashiki ili apate kudinya.

Kapeace · Oct 9, 2026

MWANDENDEULE said:
Ni mwalimu pekee anayekuombea mema-uende shule ukasome.

Kwakweli huyo huduma yake ni kukupa maarifa ya kupambana na hao wezi wengine

Tonny Kapola Gas Station · Oct 9, 2026

Mama yako je? 😳

Kalpana · Oct 9, 2026

Haijakaa poa...

Joseph kimlio · Oct 9, 2026

Equation x said:
Ili apatae cha kuiba; wengine wanakuombea mabaya, mfano:-

Daktari anataka uugue ili aende kukutibu

Wakili anataka uwe na kesi ili aweze kusimamia

Muuza majeneza anataka ufe ili auze majeneza

Nabii anataka urogwe ili akutoe mapepo

Mganga anataka urogwe na wachawi ili akupe tiba

Askari anataka ukosee ili wakukamate

Mama ntilie na wenye hoteli wanataka usikie njaa wakuuzie chakula

Kiongozi anataka uwe mjinga ili akutawale

Fundi magari anataka gari iaribike ili aitengeneze

Dereva bajaji anataka jua likuchome ili upande usafiri wake

Muuza mwamvuli anataka unyeshewe na mvua ili ununue mwamvuli

Askari magereza anataka ufungwe ili apate kazi

Fundi viatu anataka kiatu chako kiharibike ili akishone

Muuza madawa anataka uugue ili akuuzie dawa

Mchungaji anataka usifanikiwe ili kila siku uwe muumini wake

Hatari sana, mambo ni mengi; kwa kweli tuwaombee wezi waishi miaka mingi kwa kutuombea mema na mafanikio.

Kama wewe ni mwizi, nyoosha mkono juu nikununulie pepsi

Ukipata ni sawa na mwizi kupata.

Joseverest · Oct 9, 2026

Mchepuko anakuombea ugombane na wife uende kwake😘

Equation x · Oct 9, 2026

secretarybird said:
Pia, mdinya anataka mwanamke apandwe na ashiki ili apate kudinya.

Mbona hao huwa hatuwapati zaidi yakula visalio vyetu

Equation x · Oct 9, 2026

Kapeace said:
Kwakweli huyo huduma yake ni kukupa maarifa ya kupambana na hao wezi wengine

Wanakula ada zetu, tukihitimu hawatupi ajira.

Equation x · Oct 9, 2026

Tonny Kapola Gas Station said:
Mama yako je? 😳

Ukosee kuoa apigane na mkwe

Equation x · Oct 9, 2026

Kalpana said:
Haijakaa poa...

Ndio ukweli huo, daktari wa meno anakuombea uanguke uvunjike meno ili uende akakutibu.

Equation x · Oct 9, 2026

Joseph kimlio said:
Ukipata ni sawa na mwizi kupata.

Inabidi mgawane tu

Equation x · Oct 9, 2026

Joseverest said:
Mchepuko anakuombea ugombane na wife uende kwake😘

Ndivyo maisha yalivyo, kila mmoja anavutia kwake.

King Kong III · Oct 9, 2026

Equation x said:
Ili apatae cha kuiba; wengine wanakuombea mabaya, mfano:-

Daktari anataka uugue ili aende kukutibu

Wakili anataka uwe na kesi ili aweze kusimamia

Muuza majeneza anataka ufe ili auze majeneza

Nabii anataka urogwe ili akutoe mapepo

Mganga anataka urogwe na wachawi ili akupe tiba

Askari anataka ukosee ili wakukamate

Mama ntilie na wenye hoteli wanataka usikie njaa wakuuzie chakula

Kiongozi anataka uwe mjinga ili akutawale

Fundi magari anataka gari iaribike ili aitengeneze

Dereva bajaji anataka jua likuchome ili upande usafiri wake

Muuza mwamvuli anataka unyeshewe na mvua ili ununue mwamvuli

Askari magereza anataka ufungwe ili apate kazi

Fundi viatu anataka kiatu chako kiharibike ili akishone

Muuza madawa anataka uugue ili akuuzie dawa

Mchungaji anataka usifanikiwe ili kila siku uwe muumini wake

Hatari sana, mambo ni mengi; kwa kweli tuwaombee wezi waishi miaka mingi kwa kutuombea mema na mafanikio.

Kama wewe ni mwizi, nyoosha mkono juu nikununulie pepsi

Pega makofee kwa WEZI.

secretarybird · Oct 9, 2026

Equation x said:
Mbona hao huwa hatuwapati zaidi yakula visalio vyetu

Hawa wanawake au akina nani mkuu.

Joseverest · Oct 9, 2026

Equation x said:
Ndivyo maisha yalivyo, kila mmoja anavutia kwake.

Sahihi

Kapeace · Oct 9, 2026

Equation x said:
Wanakula ada zetu, tukihitimu hawatupi ajira.

We nae huna tofauti na yule aliyesema anamshukuru rais kwa kuleta el nino na itawasaidia kuleta ajira kwa wao watoto, kwahiyo wewe unataka mwalimu akupe ajira gani?

Equation x · Oct 9, 2026

Kapeace said:
We nae huna tofauti na yule aliyesema anamshukuru rais kwa kuleta el nino na itawasaidia kuleta ajira kwa wao watoto, kwahiyo wewe unataka mwalimu akupe ajira gani?

Wanakula ada zetu, wanajinunulia magari, wanajenga; sisi wanafunzi tunaachwa tukizunguka na bahasha mtaani.

Mtu anayekuombea mafanikio, ni mwizi tu.

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