Nani yuko The Calabash mwenge hapa saivi??..!!!

[mjingamimi]

Siku hizi watu wanapotea.naogopa vya bure.

 

[IL Capitano]

nmejikuta nacheka tu sana.... kuna watu wamepinda sana

 

[Inside10]

Kaunta ya kwanza au ya pili mkuu

ya kwanza man npo na demu wangu mzungu

 

[Super Sub Steve]

Nipo Kwanza kwa Mama Kamche Pub Calabash Mida Mida kidogo

 

[mambo]

Niko nyuma yako mkuu mbona unaongea sanaaa au vimeshapanda kichwani?

 

[Kisu Cha Ngariba]

Mkuu mwambie mhudumu akuongezew kinywaji nitalipa. Niko hapa pembeni nacheki mechi ya Arsenal

 

[donlucchese]

Sasa ndo mambo gani Umeshuka Kaunta na suti yako unaelekea upande ule wa mechi? Afu miwani yako meusi umeificha wapi?

Kweli umeniotea mkuu, naaangalia asernal wanajitahidi kumfurahisha wenger

 

[donlucchese]

Calabash aiseeee hiyo Bar ni shidaaaa haichuji tu weekend ndo Balaa mie nakuja Mida ya SAA tatu.Jana palifurika kama kawaida

Tutakutana mkuu

 

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Kweli umeniotea mkuu, naaangalia asernal wanajitahidi kumfurahisha wenger

Sijakuotea Mkuu. Nipo nakuangalia tu.

 

[zwenge ndaba]

mkuu mbona nakodoa macho kona zote haupo

 

[donlucchese]

ya kwanza man npo na demu wangu mzungu

Sion dem mzungu man

 

[donlucchese]

Nipo Kwanza kwa Mama Kamche Pub Calabash Mida Mida kidogo

Salute mkuu

 

[Miss Natafuta]

Wakuu,
Jioni njema. Ndauli? Wamisha khinehe, mwadila, mapembelo,aslam aleykum etc. I hooe wote tuko poa,
Kama kuna mkuu yeyote as we speaking he/she is currently here at the calabash kama yuko anapata kilaji,marumbusi au kuchek game ya arsenal vs stock, njoo hapa kaunta upate ofa ya kinywaji kutoka kwa donlucchese 'The McLaren Theorem guy'

nije na boda boda utalipia?

 

[donlucchese]

Niko nyuma yako mkuu mbona unaongea sanaaa au vimeshapanda kichwani?

Aaah wahudumu wanazingua mkuu, nimeagiza Cote Du Marisule Champagne, the most expensive wine in the world eti ye kaenda kuniagizia mtori. Si mapuuza haya?

 

[donlucchese]

Mkuu mwambie mhudumu akuongezew kinywaji nitalipa. Niko hapa pembeni nacheki mechi ya Arsenal

Kwa wapi mkuu wa tohara

 

[Miss Natafuta]

Sasa Mkuu nimekuona lkn afadhali tu ungevaa Suruali, miguu midogo mno. Haikupendezi ukivaa Pensi. Alafu pensi yenyewe inakubana mapaja na ukikaa inapanda juu kama taiti.

ahahaaa tuma picha mkuu

 

[Miss Natafuta]

Sasa ndo mambo gani Umeshuka Kaunta na suti yako unaelekea upande ule wa mechi? Afu miwani yako meusi umeificha wapi?

wewe jitokeze ununuliwe bia

 

[Tresor Mandala]

Bado mpo au mmeondoka?

 

[Otorong'ong'o]

Daah!! Kumbe wewe ndo donlucchese, nimekuona bana!!

 

[Otorong'ong'o]

Calabash aiseeee hiyo Bar ni shidaaaa haichuji tu weekend ndo Balaa mie nakuja Mida ya SAA tatu.Jana palifurika kama kawaida

Hii Bar haijawahi kusoma number eti..?