Ni mwanamke gani humu JF unayemzimia zaidi?

[Madame B]

Unamfahamu muuza mitumba Chimbuvu

ACHA KUZIBIA WATU RIZIKI ZAO WEWE!!!!!!!!
Afu weweeeeeeeee.........
MWANGAlie.

 

[Kongosho]

kijinga cha moto?

Umenikumbusha maisha ya kijijini Sitimbi.

Ujue basi tu, lakini tunakaribiana kabisa umri wa mawazoni tu.

Halafu wewe,

Enzi zetu watoto wenye mdomo walikuwa wanapitishwa kijinga cha moto kwenye lips....

Hebu kuwa mwangalifu kwa sababu naweza kukumbukia 1947,

Utakoma,

Babu DC!!

 

[Dark City]

basi nakutolea mahari
sh. Ngapi ana ng'ombe ngapi?

Hivi unajua unayoyaongea au una pepesuka?

Naona sumu ya Zombie inatisha kama ya green mamba...lol!

Kalale mjukuu wangu mpendwa Konie...

Babu DC!!

 

[Dark City]

kijinga cha moto?

Umenikumbusha maisha ya kijijini Sitimbi.

Ujue basi tu, lakini tunakaribiana kabisa umri wa mawazoni tu.

Unakaribiana na nani wewe mtoto??

Mie nakaribiana na Bibi tu.....!!

Umeelewa?

Babu DC!!

 

[Kongosho]

ha ha ha, mpira kwapani na viatu nikaachia timu pinzani.

Wee, mie saizi yangu wanyonge

Umetia mpira kwapani??

Ndo maana mnataka kutunyanyasa sie wanyonge?

Hampati kitu...kisa cha kupasua aorta ukaacha pension yako ni nini?

Babu DC!!

 

[Dark City]

ACHA KUZIBIA WATU RIZIKI ZAO WEWE!!!!!!!!
Afu weweeeeeeeee.........
MWANGAlie.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah,

Watoto wadogo utawajue tu...

Babu DC!!

 

[Madame B]

Sie ni watu wazima bwana....tena wastaafu,

Mambo ya 3some ni yenu wenyewe....ubaki huko huko....

Babu DC!!

Sasa leo nataka niuone huo utu uzima wako.
Nitakufundisha Hiyo 3Some Babu.

 

[Erickb52]

tafwazali Erickb52 nihurumie mwenzio nisije achwa!!!!!

Uachwe na nani??
C6 ??
Heheheeee hivi umekosa mume hadi ukomae hako kamtu

 

[Kongosho]

mie nakaribiana na bibi

na kama bibi anakaribiana na wewe

inamaana hata mie nakaribiana na wewe 🙂

Unakaribiana na nani wewe mtoto??

Mie nakaribiana na Bibi tu.....!!

Umeelewa?

Babu DC!!

 

[Madame B]

mkimaliza kugombana naondoka na babu yangu akalale.

Kumbe ni babu yako asa unambania bania nini?
Mtoe tujilipue nae mzee mwenzetu wewe.

 

[Madame B]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah,

Watoto wadogo utawajue tu...

Babu DC!!

Nani mtoto hapa!

 

[Kongosho]

hey, this movie is rated 18.

But one actor is under 18, and the other is kikongwe.

movie director be warned, jela is waiting for you.

Acha niongeze pocorn na soda

Sasa leo nataka niuone huo utu uzima wako.
Nitakufundisha Hiyo 3Some Babu.

 

[Madame B]

Umetia mpira kwapani??

Ndo maana mnataka kutunyanyasa sie wanyonge?

Hampati kitu...kisa cha kupasua aorta ukaacha pension yako ni nini?

Babu DC!!

Una gubu wewe kama nanilii......

 

[Kongosho]

si umeniringia

ndo utajua leo, sikusaidii

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah,

Watoto wadogo utawajue tu...

Babu DC!!

 

[Kongosho]

hii siri ya babu na mjukuu

Kumbe ni babu yako asa unambania bania nini?
Mtoe tujilipue nae mzee mwenzetu wewe.

 

[Madame B]

hey, this movie is rated 18.

But one actor is under 18, and the other is kikongwe.

movie director be warned, jela is waiting for you.

Acha niongeze pocorn na soda

Asa director si ndo wewe!
kwa hiyo huko utaenda wewe na huyo above 70 wako.
mie under 18 hapatanihusu.

 

[Erickb52]

nna mashaka na Erickb52 na Chimbuvu nyie waulizeni mama zenu, baba zenu wa ukweli ni kina nani maana naona hii kitu inawatembea kwenye damu, msipofunguliwa kwa maombi ya kuondoa mapepo ya kusingiziwa watoto mtalea watoto wengi sana ambao sio wenu

Hivi we dogo unatafuta ugomvi na wazee wa jiji????

 

[Kongosho]

wee, usimwambie hivyo

ujue ni 'delicatel sana? Usituumizie.

(babu hii hongo kubwa sana mie kukutetea)

Una gubu wewe kama nanilii......

 

[deogan]

Mimi simpendi hata mmoja as long as i know non

 

[Madame B]

hii siri ya babu na mjukuu

Au anataka kukukabidhi mikoba ya uchawi!
Mbona wamng'ang'ania!
mtoe nje.