Nimempa wife talaka kwa sababu kila akiongea anasema, "ushanifahamu ehh", sitaki mambo ya Jose Mara effect!

[secretarybird]

Hana mke huyu fala labda mlenda ndo mkewe

Oya bwamdogo, unanishushia heshima mbele ya wazee wenzangu ujue!

 

[secretarybird]

Aaaaacha truuuuuuu babanguuuu

Kirrrrruuuu!

 

[masai dada]

Yaani Kila akiongea chochote utasikia anasema, "ushanifahamu ehh".

Aende kwa huyo Jose Mara aliyemuiga.

Nyambafu! 😎

Al-mukheef,
adriz de mbusii.

sijui unanielewa vizuri

 

[secretarybird]

Mtu kusema ushanfahamu ndio iwe tabu kwako lol

Nimfahamu mara ngapi?

Mtu nalala naye kila siku halafu simfahamu? Kweli?

 

[Monetary doctor]

Kirrrrruuuu!

Mburaaaaaaaa

 

[ShesRise_1]

Nimfahamu mara ngapi?

Mtu nalala naye kila siku halafu simfahamu? Kweli?

Ahaaa basi sawa

 

[secretarybird]

Mburaaaaaaaa

😂😂😂, Dah!

 

[Monetary doctor]

Oya bwamdogo, unanishushia heshima mbele ya wazee wenzangu ujue!

Huna uzeee wala uajuza em kafue nguo mzeee

 

[Monetary doctor]

😂😂😂, Dah!

Unavyo kuja ndiyo navyokupokea

 

[secretarybird]

sijui unanielewa vizuri

Neno lingine ni hili.

 

[secretarybird]

Huna uzeee wala uajuza em kafue nguo mzeee

Kama raha yako ni kucheza na mimi babu yako sawa!

 

[secretarybird]

Unavyo kuja ndiyo navyokupokea

Nimemisi sauti ya Mzee Shoo. Anapakua pora huku jasho linamtoka tu.

 

[Monetary doctor]

Nimemisi sauti ya Mzee Shoo. Anapakua pora huku jasho linamtoka tu.

Kunywaaah uuuuujiiih

 

[secretarybird]

Kunywaaah uuuuujiiih

Aise babaangu ehhh!

 

[Monetary doctor]

Aise babaangu ehhh!

Nyama sa leo siko visurii em onjaah,, afu una zura ya ualimu...... Unamskia yule mama mzee shoo ngambale, ngakuvialeeee eeeeh 😂

 

[secretarybird]

Nyama sa leo siko visurii em onjaah,, afu una zura ya ualimu...... Unamskia yule mama mzee shoo ngambale, ngakuvialeeee eeeeh 😂

Ila we jamaa ni msanii sana. Unapatia sana jinsi Mzee anavyoongea 🤣.

 

[Al-mukheef]

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Duh kumbe mkubwa

 

[secretarybird]

Duh kumbe mkubwa

Nimemzidi miaka 8.

 

[Monetary doctor]

Ila we jamaa ni msanii sana. Unapatia sana jinsi Mzee anavyoongea 🤣.

Huku yuda na gudila eeeh kwani nyie mnataka niiiii??

Yuda,, ni dhambi kumwaga chakula ni dhambi tuseme ni dhambi shule inamtolea macho

 

[Monetary doctor]

Kama raha yako ni kucheza na mimi babu yako sawa!

Sina babu mgogo wala mla nyeto