Nini kilikufanya uachane na mpenzi wako wa kwanza (first love)?

[mzabzab]

Jitahidi kuzitafuta siku ukizipata utaitwa majina yote mazuri

Na hapo ndio vidume unawachapa na mgegedo na kuwatupa kule...ila bwana ukiwa na hela ata demu umwambie am not a one man woman bado mbususu anakupa tuu...yaani mbele ya hela wanawake wapo tayari kushare mgeggedo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[cocastic]

Acha weee.

Kwa hiyo unaanza kuwa monster?

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[erca]

Na hapo ndio vidume unawachapa na mgegedo na kuwatupa kule...ila bwana ukiwa na hela ata demu umwambie am not a one man woman bado mbususu anakupa tuu...yaani mbele ya hela wanawake wapo tayari kushare mgeggedo[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

Inasikitisha sana

 

[mzabzab]

Inasikitisha sana

Mie ndio maana nashangaa sana eti mwanaume una hela alafu unaoa...dnt make sense to me. Wee kamata mwanamke mwambie nitamuhudumia ila ujue mbususu zingine nitakula. Hakuna demu atakataa kuliwa mbususu maldives eti kisa hujampa pete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[erca]

Mie ndio maana nashangaa sana eti mwanaume una hela alafu unaoa...dnt make sense to me. Wee kamata mwanamke mwambie nitamuhudumia ila ujue mbususu zingine nitakula. Hakuna demu atakataa kuliwa mbususu maldives eti kisa hujampa pete[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

Mkuu sio wote wanaangalia hela mi ukishanicheat nikajua hata uwe na hela kiasi gani itakua ndo mwisho wa kila kitu

siwezi kujilinganisha na pesa hata siku moja

 

[mzabzab]

Mkuu sio wote wanaangalia hela mi ukishanicheat nikajua hata uwe na hela kiasi gani itakua ndo mwisho wa kila kitu

siwezi kujilinganisha na pesa hata siku moja

Sasa wewe utaenda kwa wanaume wangapi maana mwanaume kucheat ni kawaida

 

[erca]

Anicheat sawa Ila nisijue alafu kuna ile MTU anakufanyia makusudi huku akijua Ana hela huwezi kumwacha

 

[Kiti Chema]

Daaah, Fist love nilimuacha mwenyewe baada ya kuona mambo yangu hayaend,i Nikaachishwa kazi serikalin, nikadhurumiwa kwenye kampuni binafsi, balaa na mikosi ndo vinaniandama pia nilisikia tetesi anatoka na kibabu furani kilicho kuwa kimelipwa pensheni baada ya kustafu moyo wangu ukamfuta mazima ila alikuwa nalikuwa ananisisimua sana kwenye mambo ya chumbani mpaka leo sijapata wa kunisisimua kama yeye.
𝐈𝐥𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐮𝐦𝐢𝐳𝐚 𝐳𝐚𝐢𝐝𝐢 𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐤𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐨 𝐧𝐢 𝐦𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐲𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐚𝐝𝐚 𝐲𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐲𝐨 𝐰𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐬𝐢, 𝐡𝐮𝐲𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐮𝐰𝐚 𝐧𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐨 𝐦𝐢𝐳𝐢𝐫𝐢 𝐲𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐚 𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐤𝐚 𝐧𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐤𝐚 𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐚 𝐧𝐢𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐢 𝐢𝐥𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐨 𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐚 𝐧𝐢 𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐤𝐢 𝐲𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐲𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐚 𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐚 𝐤𝐮𝐰𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐤𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐳𝐢 𝐧𝐚 𝐦𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐨 𝐰𝐚 𝐤𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐚 𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐦𝐢 𝐤𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐮𝐰𝐚 𝐮𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐨,
𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒂 𝒏𝒊𝒌𝒊𝒎𝒌𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒖𝒌𝒂 𝒏𝒂𝒃𝒂𝒌𝒊 𝒌𝒖𝒖𝒎𝒊𝒂 𝒕𝒖 𝒎𝒐𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒊 𝒎𝒑𝒂𝒌𝒂 𝒍𝒆𝒐 𝒉𝒊𝒊 𝒔𝒊𝒋𝒂𝒐𝒂 𝒘𝒂𝒍𝒂 𝒌𝒖𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒂 𝒎𝒘𝒆𝒏𝒚𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒛𝒐 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒂

 

[Kiti Chema]

Women are most dangerous to a man who sees them as innocent and harmless

When a man is not deluded enough to think this he can not only outmaneuver her but outclass her at her own game

Lot of this delusion is result of social brainwashing

Our ancestors weren't this stupid

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𝑫𝒂𝒂𝒂𝒉, 𝒋𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒖 𝒌𝒖𝒘𝒆𝒌𝒂 𝒌𝒘𝒂 𝒌𝒊𝒔𝒘𝒂𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒊 𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒌𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝒌𝒂𝒎𝒂 𝒌𝒖𝒏𝒂 𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒖 𝒄𝒉𝒂 𝒌𝒖𝒋𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒏𝒛𝒂 𝒌𝒘𝒆𝒏𝒚𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒚𝒂𝒌𝒐

 

[BlueIvy]

Na mpaka sasa bado ni kikondee?😅

Yaan sjui aliniroga, mpk leo npo kikondeee. Na huu ufup jaman kama mtoto wa darasa la saba😥😥😫😫.......

Na aliniambia niongezeke hahhahahahah sasa jaman nifanyejee, wanaume mna mazto 🤣🤣🤣 na sion dalili ya kuwa chibongeee 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Kipangaspecial]

Daaah, Fist love nilimuacha mwenyewe baada ya kuona mambo yangu hayaend,i Nikaachishwa kazi serikalin, nikadhurumiwa kwenye kampuni binafsi, balaa na mikosi ndo vinaniandama pia nilisikia tetesi anatoka na kibabu furani kilicho kuwa kimelipwa pensheni baada ya kustafu moyo wangu ukamfuta mazima ila alikuwa nalikuwa ananisisimua sana kwenye mambo ya chumbani mpaka leo sijapata wa kunisisimua kama yeye.
𝐈𝐥𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐮𝐦𝐢𝐳𝐚 𝐳𝐚𝐢𝐝𝐢 𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐤𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐨 𝐧𝐢 𝐦𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐲𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐚𝐝𝐚 𝐲𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐲𝐨 𝐰𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐬𝐢, 𝐡𝐮𝐲𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐮𝐰𝐚 𝐧𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐨 𝐦𝐢𝐳𝐢𝐫𝐢 𝐲𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐚 𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐤𝐚 𝐧𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐤𝐚 𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐚 𝐧𝐢𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐢 𝐢𝐥𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐨 𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐚 𝐧𝐢 𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐤𝐢 𝐲𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐲𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐚 𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐚 𝐤𝐮𝐰𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐤𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐳𝐢 𝐧𝐚 𝐦𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐨 𝐰𝐚 𝐤𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐚 𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐦𝐢 𝐤𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐮𝐰𝐚 𝐮𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐨,
𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒂 𝒏𝒊𝒌𝒊𝒎𝒌𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒖𝒌𝒂 𝒏𝒂𝒃𝒂𝒌𝒊 𝒌𝒖𝒖𝒎𝒊𝒂 𝒕𝒖 𝒎𝒐𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒊 𝒎𝒑𝒂𝒌𝒂 𝒍𝒆𝒐 𝒉𝒊𝒊 𝒔𝒊𝒋𝒂𝒐𝒂 𝒘𝒂𝒍𝒂 𝒌𝒖𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒂 𝒎𝒘𝒆𝒏𝒚𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒛𝒐 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒂

Kuwa bruda

 

[Mac Alpho]

Yaan sjui aliniroga, mpk leo npo kikondeee. Na huu ufup jaman kama mtoto wa darasa la saba😥😥😫😫.......

Na aliniambia niongezeke hahhahahahah sasa jaman nifanyejee, wanaume mna mazto 🤣🤣🤣 na sion dalili ya kuwa chibongeee 🤣🤣🤣

Ukinenepa mwingine atakuja kisema hataki vibonge.😅

 

[BlueIvy]

Ukinenepa mwingine atakuja kisema hataki vibonge.😅

Kunenepa n kipaji, hahahahahahah me snenepi ng'oooo😄

 

[kelphin]

Ya uchungu ~ mario

Na ile inatosha

 

[Mac Alpho]

Kunenepa n kipaji, hahahahahahah me snenepi ng'oooo😄

Kishundu kipo lakini??😄

 

[BlueIvy]

Kishundu kipo lakini??😄

Hahahahahhahahah! Uwiii hahaahahahahahahah

 

[Mac Alpho]

Hahahahahhahahah! Uwiii hahaahahahahahahah

Kwa kicheko hiki, na-assume kipo.

 

[financial services]

Ebwaa e, mimi niliachwa kimasihara kabisa na yule kengemaji. Nilidumu nae kwa zaidi ya miaka minne akiwa na bikra yake tukiwa na lengo la kuitoa akimaliza cha sita.

Nakumbuka nikiwa tayari na form ya kwenda JKT na nina kama wiki ya kujiandaa nakamuita ili nimuage.

Aliniambia kimasihara kabisa kwamba, "sikuwahi kuwaza kuolewa na mwanajeshi na haitakaa itokee ila nakuomba nitolee bikra niliyokutunzia kwa muda mrefu then kila mmoja aendelee na maisha yake"

NB: MIMI SIO MWANAJESHI.

Hee kwahiyo alikutunuku ndiyo akakuacha mkuu?

 

[mama D]

Niliambiwa nimeisha fashion[emoji4]

Nakumbuka,
I was in primary school, Tena STD 6

NILIUMIA SANA, SEMA ikanibidi kusonga mbele[emoji4]

Std 6😨😨😨

 

[Peril22]

Hee kwahiyo alikutunuku ndiyo akakuacha mkuu?

Ndio kiongozi, nilitumia hiyo wiki kumalizana nae.