Nyie Wamakonde Vipi?

[witnessj]

Kingine nilichogundua uwongo kwao kawaida tu, yaan akikwambia atadanyia kazi jambo flani na asilifanyie pasipo sababu za msingi ukimhoji ye anachekelea tu. Wasiosima au kujichanfanya ndiyo wana ukabila, nadhan wanajihisi inferior. I like them though. Wadada bado sijawaoneni

Yes....waongo mnoo, mnaweza panga kitu kifanyike siku fulani, hakitafanyika halafu anachukulia simple anacheka cheka!

Najiuliza why wako hivi?

 

[Sky Eclat]

Baaah Bwana wewe

JF hakuna mfano wake

 

[Midekoo]

Kuna mtu mmoja yupo humu ni mmakonde halaf yeye anajiita mwarabu...[emoji23][emoji23]

Ukiona hivyo Mmakonde wa Mikindani.

 

[amayabhu]

Hahaha wazee wa Njomba Nchumali

Na chamaki nchanga

 

[TEAM VIBAJAJI]

Huko kumkuta mrembo na shanga arobaini kiunoni kawaida

 

[Rene Jr.]

Yes....waongo mnoo, mnaweza panga kitu kifanyike siku fulani, hakitafanyika halafu anachukulia simple anacheka cheka!

Najiuliza why wako hivi?

Hahaaa, wanachukulia poa tu hakaf wanachekacheka kama siyo ishu vile. Nadhani ndiyo walivo tu

 

[witnessj]

Hahaaa, wanachukulia poa tu hakaf wanachekacheka kama siyo ishu vile. Nadhani ndiyo walivo tu

Uwongo wa kurithi

 

[baraka bb]

hao wa makonde mnavyowazungumzia ni kama mijusi fulan iv au viumbe vya tofaut ngoja nami nije kujionea

 

[jingoloji]

My dear Hawa kiuno chako aah daah... !! I lov konde girls.

 

[Rene Jr.]

My dear Hawa kiuno chako aah daah... !! I lov konde girls.

Siyo "Konde" girls bana, wape heshima yao..."Makonde women"!

 

[Negrodemus]

Njoo Lindi

 

[GAS STATE]

Yes....waongo mnoo, mnaweza panga kitu kifanyike siku fulani, hakitafanyika halafu anachukulia simple anacheka cheka!

Najiuliza why wako hivi?

Uongo ndio asili ya binadamu toa point za maana kama huna appreciate them

 

[GAS STATE]

Huko kumkuta mrembo na shanga arobaini kiunoni kawaida

NDO UREMBO HUO WE JITU LIMETOKA BARA HUKO LAZIMA USHANGAE NYIE C MMEZOEA VICHOCHORONI TU.

 

[GAS STATE]

Hahaaa, wanachukulia poa tu hakaf wanachekacheka kama siyo ishu vile. Nadhani ndiyo walivo tu

Wanune unadhani Tarime hiyo we vp hapo ni civilised area

 

[TEAM VIBAJAJI]

NDO UREMBO HUO WE JITU LIMETOKA BARA HUKO LAZIMA USHANGAE NYIE C MMEZOEA VICHOCHORONI TU.

Sio kwa mzigo huo mkuu minilimwambia azipunguze zibaki tatu maana hayo madude kwa kuchakaza mashuka hayajambo

 

[Mulhat Mpunga]

Baaah Bwana wewe

bhaaaaaaaaaa

 

[kibhopile]

Bah! Bana wewe alo kasema hivo muwongo haatari bah! Tena nchawi sana, mi kuchukia bah! Naondoka bah! Nyi nbaki nkinywa,

 

[GAS STATE]

Huku umakondeni bana unaweza kuvunjika mbavu, kila mmoja anaongea kama nchekeshaji. Na mnavopenda kula nyie hata safari ya Buguruni Kkoo mnabeba wali kwenye rambo.....hahahaaaa. Hakyanani Ntwara vituko. Nani yuko huku umakondeni tusocialize sku mbili hizi wakuu? Ladies please, kampani za wanaume tupu hazinogi!

Karibu Makonde land ila usifanye uchafu kwa kuwa italeta madhara kwani ukipiga mke wa mtu tego ni kawaida sana, HUTOONA MAKABURI na ukienda kwenu utawambia Mtwara HAWAZIKANI WANALANA kumbe ukweli ni kwamba toka enzi na enzi Mtwara ina tamaduni ya kijiji kutenga maeneo ya mazishi na huwa mbali na makazi ya watu(scientific urban planning) kama 2-1km kwa wewe mgeni utazunguka kijiji hutoona makaburi unless mtu afe uende mazikoni. Utaratibu huu mikoani huko haukuwepo may be siku hizi kwani kila kaya ilikuwa na makaburi yake around(bush planning) hii ndo civilization nashukuru kanda yenu mmeanza kuiga. KARIBUTENA UKIENDA KAWAAMBIE MTWARA HAWAZIKANI.

 

[Rooney]

Mi mwenyewe mmakonde japo baba na mama sio wamakonde ila wazazi wao wote ni wamakonde

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] aseee

 

[GAS STATE]

Bah! Bana wewe alo kasema hivo muwongo haatari bah! Tena nchawi sana, mi kuchukia bah! Naondoka bah! Nyi nbaki nkinywa,

Hiyo mtwara ni Madina sio mji wa Pombe huo sio machame huko mkuu hahaaa